Off to #Offenbach 🇩🇪.
June 2018
298 tweets
@fdeberle Nein, via Amsterdam wo heute
Wetter-Chaos herrscht.
@unparteiisch Nei, fra TRD!
Europe is kinda wet ...


@unparteiisch Genau. Da heben wir gleich ab.
It's also kinda dark! 🛬 #fra 🇩🇪
@stadtkindFFM Oh nein. Das war so toll. :-(
First thing I always do when back in #Offenbach 🇩🇪: visit our farmers market.
Internet speed in the AirBnB here: 2 MBit/s. That's a good average for Germany.
@marionebl what's the reason behind the 7.0.0 release?
https://github.com/marionebl/commitlint/releases/tag/v7.0.0
We also bought ingredients to make the traditional summer food here: Fresh
asparagus, potatoes, ham, and lots of sauce hollondaise.
My baggage also arrived today.😌 So I should have my clothes tomorrow ... (It
got delayed in Amsterdam yesterday because of bad weather)
5 years ago I would have been very concerned. But today we have a new Microsoft
and I trust their committment for making great tools for developers.
https://www.businessinsider.de/2-billion-startup-github-could-be-for-sale-microsoft-2018-5?r=US&IR=T
@pgbln People like
@codePrincess and
@codepo8 Projects like
@typescriptlang and
@vscode Announcements like
https://www.google.de/amp/s/techcrunch.com/2018/04/16/microsoft-built-its-own-custom-linux-kernel-for-its-new-iot-service/amp/
Just a few examples of what changed my mind about
@Microsoft
Fun things to do in #Trondheim: run up the Granåsen ski jump.
https://www.redbull.com/us-en/rb400-trondheim-2018
@marionebl Yes, thanks. Also, I agree on the BC for dropping v4 support.
Thread on inclusivity of conferences:
https://twitter.com/katheyrina/status/1003188712807727104
Mein Vater hat alte 8mm Filme digitalisiert: hier ist meine Großmutter ca 1960
in ihrem Tabak & Schreibwarenladen in
@Stadt_OF. https://youtu.be/Z7Z48kWZNCQ
@kringkaste
@Stadt_OF Selbst gemacht, mit diesem Teil:
http://www.amazon.de/dp/B06XQNZBC5/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdl_i9.eBbDBXFTFS
Comic Sans is not a logo font!
@findingmarbles
@Stadt_OF Genau:
Hei @klm (and other airlines), we live in the age of fanatical customer service,
so here is what I expect today from an awesome airline when my baggage is
delayed:
The moment my flight departs you know already if my baggage did not make it. In
that case how about this: >
Send me a text right away, so I don't need to way at the baggage claim to
discover after a substantial amount of time, that my baggage did not make it.
In that text, prefill my lost baggage report with what you know about me. >
Ideally this defaults to: "We will deliver you bag to your hotel as soon as
possible."
All this can be automated and reduces my wait time (which has a exponential
effect on my satisfaction), reduces costs for you, since I don't have to speak
to a service desk.
Win-win!
@KLM Yes, I know.
#offenbach 🇩🇪 showed it's charming side today:




After rumours on Microsoft acquiring GitHub, GitLab sees a huge spike in
repository imports:
https://monitor.gitlab.net/dashboard/db/github-importer?orgId=1
This week I'll be staying in #rheinmainnrocks land and I'm happy to meet for a
coffee ☕ if you want to learn more about how are building the next generation
of cellular #IoT solutions @NordicTweets and
why Norway 🇳🇴 is a great place to work, especially for Germans! >
Check out our job listings page:
https://www.nordicsemi.com/eng/About-us/Career - we cover relocation costs!
@Ravetracer
@NordicTweets That would be great,
Christian! Whenever works best for you ...
@Ravetracer Cool, let's meet there today at
1300!
@NativeWired In a Pick-up Truck.
Yes, please don't @Microsoft!
https://grumpygamer.com/a427c6c12939a1ef719e6ff
"Only 10 € and up!" German businesses with their cash-fetish surprised me again
today.
I met a few people today who wanted to get to know me, because they still work
with PHP code I wrote 7 years ago. Nobody wanted to hit me. I think that's a
good sign. 😌
Today more traditional summer food from Hessen 🇩🇪: Handkäs and Äppler.
@rmehner
@Maggysche Talk to
@HolidayCheckLab ...
I don't miss PHP.
@_Tomalak I have been earning money writing PHP
for 15 years. I will never forget that. Impressive web applications are built
using PHP (Wikipedia, Facebook, YouPorn, ...). It may be an ugly language, but
it's a seriously valuable tool.
@dc7590 My tummy thinks so!
@_Tomalak I think you might love Go.
@dc7590
@kamilleblumm Thank you Darren!
"How much energy do you have left, when the workday comes to an end?" - a very
powerful question to determine whether you are prone to burnout.
Today I went to my favourite coffee place here in the region: Aniis, just across
the EZB.


Absolut wirksame Idee zur Steigerung der Konzentrationsfähigkeit. Bei mir gibt
es berufliche Telefongespräch auch nur mit Termin.
https://twitter.com/qundg/status/1004060399602262016
The @NRC_Norway is hiring for their "D-Team"
to "radically rethink how technology is put to the service of millions of
people."
https://www.webcruiter.no/WcMain/advertviewpublic.aspx?oppdragsnr=3819034961&company_id=23109900&Link_source_id=&use_position_site_header=0&culture_id=EN
These are impossible to get in Trondheim!
@RealIvanSanchez I only have a carry-on
on the flight back :-(
@vicbergquist Oh noes! I have all your ✨🦄
power is back soon!
@haraball
@RealIvanSanchez Sure, just €4 per bottle
;-)
They will also, without being asked, tell you how this other person is, whom
you've never met or even heard of.
https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1004433731204079616
@dtanzer These are not the bugs we usually deal
with!
Frankfurt now:


A great Burger was to be had today!
I could not explain it better: https://www.remoteonly.org/
It is unfortunate, that the #JavaScript we are executing is not the JavaScript
we are writing, so we need an intermediary place to dump it.
https://twitter.com/dtanzer/status/1004683590008000512
https://github.com/ry/deno gives an idea how JavaScript development could look
like without the current node_modules way, it's module resolution is inspired by
Go.
@starkcoffee Well, it is assumed that you
always run the latest version. If not, update first and see if the bug persists.
(long-time arch user here)
@FRA_FlightInfo lh1065 07.06.2018
@jke https://revealjs.com/ or do you need hosting
for presentation slides?
@dtanzer You can speed up the install process if
you use "npm ci": https://docs.npmjs.com/cli/ci
👋 Hei Oslo 🇳🇴, meet my @NordicTweets
colleague @pederrand and me next week
@NDC_Conferences. We'll bring you two
sessions on cellular #IoT and prototyping for the IoT using #JavaScript.
https://ndcoslo.com/speaker/peder-rand/
https://ndcoslo.com/speaker/markus-tacker/ Tickets are still available!
This interesting thread and the replies in it gave me a new perspective.
https://twitter.com/skamille/status/1004731136562561025
Trainrides in Germany 🇩🇪: no cellphone signal and the train WiFi also does not
work (because, duh, it's using LTE).


Representation matters! Look how @fotoware
advertises their software developer position!
I really like this way if visualizing progress because it is impossible to
divide a project into equally small tasks that when closed represent the exact
amount of work done. 90% of time is spent on the last 10% of work.
https://twitter.com/jasonfried/status/1005174370837323776
Hamburg 🇩🇪 ist surprisingly green (for a big city).




This is such an important offer all conferences should adopt: coaching
first-time speakers will make such a difference for a diverse conference
line-up! https://twitter.com/AysSomething/status/1004986363052097537
@MaritvanDijk77
@PeterHilton Congratulations!!! 🤘 I bet it
was awesome and it won't be a one-time thing!
@datenreisender Was? Du erkennst die Orte
in Hamburg and den Mülleimern?! Dieser steht hier:
https://goo.gl/maps/gnkvdJc8f232
@datenreisender Wir sind hier für das Foo
Fighters Konzert morgen ...
That was a cool show: Rock Stars Reloaded at Planetarium #Hamburg 🇩🇪


Once I discovered @Espruino (which is a
fantastic Arduino-compatible #JavaScript based platform) it all became fun
again! https://twitter.com/DKundel/status/1005546604999446528
An explanation how the sum of individual components can appear to create
something of a higher ability, but in practice does the opposite: Why emergency
braking systems sometimes hit parked cars and lane dividers
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/why-emergency-braking-systems-sometimes-hit-parked-cars-and-lane-dividers/?amp=1
It's always a pleasure to start a day with a
@MotelOne breakfast. The fantastic staff here at
Altona are adding to it!
@instagram I'm getting nagged by the phone
number screen, but I'm not receiving a code to my Norwegian phone number. When I
try to change the country code, it crashes:
Using the website it worked ...
I really like @instagram for being a positive
social network where humans post photos and videos of how they are enjoying
themselves. It is a nice escape from reality. You can follow the reality I am
curating at https://www.instagram.com/coderbyheart/
This is Martin, a fantastic speaker with loads of experience offering his help
to get you to your first talk on a stage. Talk to him, he is super nice!
https://twitter.com/g33konaut/status/1005728794357977088
@CuriousAgilist Do you maybe have a link
to that illustration?
As always, the shorter the time to completing a task is, the flatter the hill
will be you need to tackle!
https://twitter.com/CuriousAgilist/status/1005634584090996736
Do not miss this talk by the brilliant Franziska about getting the best out of
two worlds: #NodeJS and #Go
https://twitter.com/junewebdev/status/1005773506553024512
Changing a company uproots you and presents you with a complete new set of
paradigms and therefore tons of opportunities to learn and grow. >
https://twitter.com/polotek/status/995039312407244802
It also offers drastically improved chances of increasing salary.
For some companies it might simply ok to not offer a career path: the best
organizations are clear about what they can and cannot offer to their employees.
Good, somebody is keeping track! "in the last 14 years, the laws of physics have
not changed in our neck of the universe, , according to the best tools that
human engineering can provide"
https://www.wired.com/story/these-physicists-watched-a-clock-tick-for-14-years-straight/
In 10 years from now we might need to go naked to open-source events like
#foofightershamburg
https://twitter.com/PolizeiHamburg/status/1005098241413742592
s/open-source/open-air/
Because some body parts of the animals we kill are just too cute: 🐽
https://emojipedia.org/pig-nose/
Arrived at #foofightershamburg with
@kamilleblumm! 🤘



@SoCraTes_Conf what is the preferred way to
pay the bar tap this year? Still cash? (I'm currently in 🇩🇪 and had quite a few
incidents where I couldn't pay with plastic 😂)
#foofightershamburg #fffantastic @foofighters
€5,50 - what a bargain! (I'm used to the prices in 🇳🇴) #foofightershamburg
@w3ltraumpirat
@SoCraTes_Conf Great! My previous introvert
self booked a single room!
@KokopelliBFree
@Paratron Water was also 11€ per liter. Same as
Beer. They sold 0,5l / 1l cups.
@KokopelliBFree
@Paratron Øl er veldig billig i Tyskland. Noen
folk kunne sier at 5,5 € er dyr men jeg er nå vant til Norske priser ;-)

This is a curated list of awesome functional programming code and learning
resources for #JavaScript:
https://github.com/stoeffel/awesome-fp-js/blob/master/README.md
The area around the new Elbphilharmonie looks like an architect's wet dream.



A great episode on the @Happy_Melly podcast
about #remote teams. This one made me apply
@mobilejazzcom!
https://twitter.com/Happy_Melly/status/1006159482949390336
@rradczewski @jezenthomas I want to see the
first one, because the opposite is worse.
The second one, I don't like. Why not use prose in the words of he domain. If it
needs a longer explanation, it also should go into a accompanying technical
document, because that one can be omptimized for reading.
We should have quite a few #bitcoin and other #crypto owners in #rheinmainrocks
land! Can you give Laura a few minutes?
https://twitter.com/lauralindal/status/1005020284439719936
@lauralindal At least not that kind of
insider information ;-)
@hamburgairport the WiFi is not working (I'm not getting an IP address on Linux)
If you are listening to a talk this is the least you can do. Tweet a few words
about what you learned and liked, or even what you didn't like, it's free!
https://twitter.com/flarup/status/1006189605224374272
Back in #Trondheim 🇳🇴 8°C - feels like home!
@codePrincess I will sleep like a baby
because its so nice and cold outside!
Hei, det er ny! https://www.trondheimbysykkel.no/ #trondheim 🇳🇴
I started to look into the problem that you cannot correctly express in software
what you cannot write tests for. This article about the software to be written
for the US missile defense system (a project with a $29Bn budget), is
fascinating:
https://mobile.nytimes.com/1986/09/16/science/software-seen-as-obstacle-in-developing-star-wars.html
It's fascinating to see how "modern" concepts like loose-coupling,
edge-computing, provide enough resources for developers, was already state of
the art 50 years ago.
Pflicht-Termin, wenn Du auf der #cebit bist!
https://twitter.com/prototypefund/status/1006453932942680064
Come to my talk this Thursday, 16:20
@NDC_Conferences Oslo to learn about
prototyping #IoT products and the chance to win one of these beauties, the
@NordicTweets IoT sensor kit! #ndcoslo
https://ndcoslo.com/talk/prototyping-products-for-the-internet-of-things-using-javascript/
Too bad I have to get up very early tomorrow, this one get's live-streamed and
will definitely be worth watching tonight at 0100:
https://codeascraft.com/speakers/kent-beck-3x-explore-expand-extract/
@benjamin This really happened?!
@mirjam_diala
@SilviaHundegger JETZT IST ABER SCHLUSS
MIT DEM UNSINN!
@raphaelfyi
http://jdownloader.org/download/index can download YouTube videos, and extraxt
audio.
Beautiful typography for a beautiful message: 🏳️🌈
https://twitter.com/2AvSagas/status/1004804994879586305
@benjamin JFC. The absurdity of bitcoin scammers
using phone calls.
@mirjam_diala It can help to write down your
thoughts:
https://medium.com/the-mission/3-pages-every-morning-why-i-started-a-daily-ritual-and-how-i-stuck-with-it-b19f7c659fd7
The process of having written a thought will help you break a thought-cycle,
which often happens. On paper it becomes clear, if we re-enter a cycle.
That way you could identify if you have thought it through.
When you have too much data this month:


On my way to @NDC_Conferences Oslo 🇳🇴!
#NDCOslo
@mirjam_diala Im also not a "pen&paper"
person, so when I want to "be done for now" with thinking about something
(especially during the weekend) I will write myself reminders in Slack for
Monday. So I know that I won't forget a thought, but it's on hold for now.



View of #Oslo 🇳🇴 now:
Big conferences like @NDC_Conferences can
be intimidating for newcomers and/or if you are here alone! I'm happy to be your
@ConfBuddy! Ping me if you need a friend to
hang around with! I speak 🇩🇪, 🇬🇧, og lit 🇳🇴. #NDCOslo
This is such an awesome idea!
https://twitter.com/lauralindal/status/1006787141563830272
OMG #NDCOslo is insane:




Is this actually a food festival? I'll stay in the exhibition hall all day and
eat Sushi!
It seems Eventim now has a low-cost hardware setup for event check-ins:
So, cool to see another awesome @ConfBuddy here
at #NDCOslo to connect with!
https://twitter.com/Nethermind/status/1006809490371629056
.@dylanbeattie with an amusing slightly
inaccurate recollection of how todays web came to be. #NDCOslo
Now in the session by @chr_horsdal about
using HTTP for #microservice collaboration. #ndcoslo
"If you go in the direction of microservices, err on the side of too big then
rather too small."
This looks familiar:
Read / Write: use HTTP GET / PUT. "It just™️ works in your stack."
"For events use polling." Ask the microservice you want events and GET an
endpoint that returns the events, optionally with a range key.
"This approach gives you a simple, and robust way for collaboration, without a
single point of failure (which you would get with centralized queuing systems).
But it's slow, and needs both services to be up at the same time."
This talk reminded me a lot about the principles described in "REST in
Practice": http://shop.oreilly.com/product/9780596805838.do #ndcoslo
Nice Twitter wall: #ndcoslo
@ConfBuddy Will do!
There are some totally crazy session rooms at #NDCOslo, here is
@jackiebackwards talking about how hard
front-end development is (sporting a quote from
@fox). I agree today it feels like the steepness of
this room.



.@PeterHilton introducing typographical
developments which help developers develop. #NDCOslo
"we still use conventions for displaying code from the seventies even if the
constraints from back then do no longer exist" #NDCOslo
@Ravetracer Yes, things like monospace fonts,
displaying code in one small scrolling pane, as text, using one font-size, etc.
You OK, #Oslo?
@datenreisender
@PeterHilton I love it! For me now the
"regular" coding fonts look ugly.
Learning about cellular #iot from one of the biggest network providers in Norway
🇳🇴 @TeliaCompany. #ndcoslo
"NB-IoT will be nationwide end of the year, LTE-m a little bit later."
Interesting IoT development kits,
@NordicTweets nRF91 is obviously in there:
#ndcoslo
"@NordicTweets's offering is seriously
impressing regarding what they managed to put into this small size." #iot
#ndcoslo
@jen_star Viel Spaß! Hoffentlich spielt das
Wetter mit!
Still drawing blanks on the nRF91 DK, but he is still excited about it: #ndcoslo
@fhinkel Happy?
@AnnNat How does it look?!
@fhinkel At Nordic we call this role "Field
Engineer", btw. But I don't like the sound of that.
@fhinkel Yes, this is an internal term, that does
not carry very much meaning for the recieving end of this "program".
Off we go on the Shrimp Cruise. #ndcoslo



.@NDC_Conferences Shrimp Cruise group
picture time! #ndcoslo

.@dylanbeattie is leading the way back to
the hotel. #NDCOslo
@AnnNat Wow!
Learning about #TypeScript decorators from @returnthis #ndcoslo
His examples are focusing on Angular Decorators, but they are generally
available in TypeScript:
http://www.typescriptlang.org/docs/handbook/decorators.html
"Web Components are a framework agnostic way to share implementation of custom
elements."
🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼 @DKundel!
Meet me at 16:20 in Room 2 at #ndcoslo to learn how this blinky thing is made in
#JavaScript and what exciting developments are happening in the #iot space right
now.
If you'd like to build #IoT solutions using #JavaScript / #TypeScript on AWS,
you can join my team in Trondheim now!
https://candidate.hr-manager.net/ApplicationInit.aspx?cid=278&ProjectId=175679&MediaId=5
/status/1007239000053243904
.@gojkoadzic is rocking his stage and has us
laughing within minutes. His talks are not to miss! #NDCOslo
"If you test in production (and more and more people need to do that) don't use
magic values, use test flags." #NDCOslo
Here are my slides for my #ndcoslo talk about Prototyping products for the
Internet of Things using #JavaScript #iot https://bit.ly/iot-ndcosl2018
@SamirTalwar
@talboomerik
@rradczewski
@benjamin I really like GitHub projects, too.
@SamirTalwar
@talboomerik
@rradczewski
@benjamin Can you list some more features you
need, except Kanban?
@SamirTalwar
@talboomerik
@rradczewski
@benjamin Hm, Trello fits all you want, except
WIP limit but it's easy to get a quick view of WIP. Have you tried
@taigaio, it's a Trello clone which can be
self-hosted.
#JavaScript Math.random() picked @pkminne to be
the first winner of the @NordicTweets
Thingy:52 #IoT Sensor Kit! Meet me at 8:55 in front of the main stage. Here is
how to get started:
https://www.nordicsemi.com/eng/Products/Getting-started-with-Nordic-Thingy-52-Iot-Sensor-Kit
… #NDCOslo https://mobile.twitter.com/pkminne/status/1007274976473468928
#JavaScript Math.random() picked @PietroD to be
the second winner of the @NordicTweets
Thingy:52 #IoT Sensor Kit! Meet me at 8:55 in front of the main stage. Here is
how to get started:
https://www.nordicsemi.com/eng/Products/Getting-started-with-Nordic-Thingy-52-Iot-Sensor-Kit
… #NDCOslo https://mobile.twitter.com/PietroD/status/1007271749153587200
So, @LinkedIn thinks my next job should be
Junior Designer. ...
@w3ltraumpirat
@LinkedIn Free segfaults!
A CoC which says "be nice to each other / don't be an asshole" is worth nothing
and a red flag to look out for. It's used as a quick fix by conferences to just
be done with the discussion.
https://twitter.com/HelloMelanieC/status/1007051235143192576
In practice it puts the burden on the victim. Offenders have nothing to fear,
since they can always say: "Oh, I was just being nice!". Bystanders, too, have a
hard time pointing out offensive behaviour when it's happening, removing support
from victims.
@pkminne
@NordicTweets Works for me!
Kicking off day 3 of #ndcoslo with @fransrosen
on web security.
When uploading/hosting user-content:
- have individual folders per user
- bonus: randomised subdomain per user
@schinkenstrudel Yeah, if the user is the
only consumer.
Tale Prestmo telling her love story with Elm: #ndcoslo
@SamirTalwar
@talboomerik
@rradczewski
@benjamin
@taigaio Did you try
https://www.pivotaltracker.com/? I remember it to have impressive features for
visualizing / managing velocity.
There is a Manning book being written right now:
https://www.manning.com/books/elm-in-action
I'm now in @DKundel's take on using #javascript
for hardware projects. 💪 #ndcoslo
Btw, #ndcoslo has the best coffee I've ever had on a conference. So important!
☕
Best coffee at an unconference goes to the 💯 AeroPress corner
@SoCraTes_Conf, obviously.
It promises to find a good balance between usability (> email) while creating
less distractions and sense of urgency (<slack). https://level.app/ is also
open-source, so you can run it now on your own server.
https://twitter.com/rinkkasatiainen/status/1007560311371595776
And here is a nice video that shows what happens:
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/business-44460980/this-car-is-on-autopilot-what-happens-next
/status/1005692035922350080
I played around a little with Twilio, and the features are impressive, but their
UI is a total mess. It's a good reminder how hard it is to design complicated
workflows in a browser app. Hug a web-designer today!
Yes! 💪 There is nothing wrong with being proud of achievements and talking
about them! You are the best person to promote yourself!
https://twitter.com/Jen_BMJ/status/1007593249534611456
People who use a cross ✘ to mark items as complete freak me out.
@berkes This looks like a wrangled snake. Good
thing there is no Unicode symbol for this. 😌
Great talk by @marcofolio on writing tests in
a way that can be understood by "the 3 amigos" (the entire team if POs, Devs and
QA ppl). #ndcoslo
@kolencherry It took me a while to figure
out, that I need to click on the Phone number to edit it. I would have expected
a "📝edit" link.
@kolencherry This menu is scarily huge. Since
I need to scroll I don't have all options visible, makes it harder to navigate.
Especially for beginners, if I'm looking for an entry and don't yet know where
it is located.
@kolencherry I was doing some Quests, and
using the API explorer is hard because parameters are not explained, I was
constantly switching between the console page and twilio docs to figure out what
fields like e.g. "Identity" means in the context of the endpoints and how a
value looks like:

Now my colleague @pederrand in the closing slot
of #NDCOslo talking about cellular #iot:
@AnnNat In Germany the Job defines who you are. In
Norway the job pays your leisure time.
Goodbye #NDCOslo! This was a great conference experience!
@ConfBuddy It did not happen. NDC is a big,
established conference with worldwide events and I got the impression that there
were a lot of groups/teams there. Also very low activity on Twitter compared to
other events I know. Don't let this be a negative signal!

So good to be back home. #trondheim 🇳🇴
@spielplatzmnstr @w3ltraumpirat A very good
example is: https://2018.jsconf.eu/code-of-conduct/
@Maggysche Great!
The lock's ToS do not allow the use of a screwdriver!
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1007923387405094912
#Barcelona and #JavaScript, a fantastic combination!
https://twitter.com/davidpich/status/1007951303270699008
Checking out the node_modules folder:
@spielplatzmnstr @w3ltraumpirat This one is
a little compacter: https://socrates-conference.at/code-of-conduct/
@kventil I recently looked into this (we need to
document a REST API).
- I generate an Open API 3 file from a config file
- This file is published and can be used with the online viewer
(https://petstore.swagger.io/) - we generate TypeScript types for the models, which are used in code
@kventil This means we have an up-to-date
documentation, and can make sure that our code produces output according to the
docs.
@khgdrn Røros ist schonmal drin!
This is a very approachable guide for those of you who want to level up their
#React/#Redux knowledge. Fantastic value for €2,50!
https://twitter.com/dtanzer/status/1008605288335925248
You cannot buy culture. 😢
https://twitter.com/zentrale_ffm/status/1008461894515032064
A legendary release! https://twitter.com/cowglow/status/1008261336214712320
s/sddm/lightdm/ and left-mouse click works again. #archlinux
or, why computering is hard.
@dtanzer Basically all little things (that you
attach) don't work ...
With all the recent praise for the new Microsoft, we must not forget that they
also support some really horrific customers:
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/azuregov/2018/01/24/federal-agencies-continue-to-advance-capabilities-with-azure-government/
I wrote here why this book is great:
/status/979408859298230274
https://twitter.com/dtanzer/status/1008692827818283008
Going to conferences also means doing travel expenses. 😴
@haraball It's so complicated since we have to
enter all details like, individual travel steps. This is hard to do by a
machine.
I think my friends @testessen will enjoy this video:
https://vimeo.com/24749599 #LeanStartup
@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer Lol, full circle in unserer kleinen
Community.
@IT_Fettchen Wenn es agil war, hat der
Dienstleister nicht das 8 fache verbraten, sondern eine Lösung geschaffen, die
diese (Mehr-)Kosten wert ist.
@IT_Fettchen IMO ist dann nicht (nur) der
Dienstleister dafür verantwortlich.
@dasKerst
@Testessen Ich stehe gerne als local support
zur Verfügung!
@dc7590
@ausderTechnik hat vielleicht was frei. Ist
halt in der South Bronx of Frankfurt.
@AnnaMelitta
@dasKerst
@Testessen Es gibt hier ein großes
@IxDA meetup. Das wäre vermutlich die passende
Community: https://www.meetup.com/IXDATrondheim/
Writing #BDD tests in Gherkin sounds strange to you? Give it a try!
Yes, the underlying implementation that needs to be build will blow your mind.
You need to handle state between and map a linear model of test execution to
something which used to be hierarchical.
But what you get is a living document, which describes the capabilities of your
software, which is always up-to-date because it drives the tests.
And the best part: it is completely decoupled from any API and implementation,
so you get to refactor without having to keep track of all the corner cases you
had in your test suite.
It also can cover an entire system, not just one application, since it operates
on the user-level.
Not convinced? Using BDD your tests become a talk-piece for the Product Owner,
the Tester and you, the Developer:
http://blog.gdinwiddie.com/2009/06/17/if-you-dont-automate-acceptance-tests/
@dtanzer Can you actually resolve the URL? are
you exporting what you need in the referenced module?
@AnnNat We are all ears!
AirBnB has a really interesting writeup on #React Native:
https://medium.com/airbnb-engineering/sunsetting-react-native-1868ba28e30a
So, you might have learned that in #JavaScript async functions return a
promise. Buuut not the kind of promise you are expecting. >
This prints: waiting for async waiting for promise Done
But this does not what I would expect.
It prints: waiting for a promise Done
You can join this talk on #diversity from anywhere!
https://twitter.com/BizGalz/status/1009785561282822144
@dasilvacontin Right! An async function
returns a promise!
So this prints as expected: waiting for a promise waiting for an async function
Done
@dasilvacontin Using async in Promise.all()
with .map gets really annoying:
@_Tomalak Actually, I was stup:
/status/1009792179462696960
The problem is me, not #JavaScript.
In above code the async function is not getting executed, so the value in
Promise all is a function, not a Promise.
@dasilvacontin Yes, of course, this looks
way better!
@mirjam_diala
@tlehwalder
@ramdadam Ich hoffe, dass tolle
@trackjs findet Erwähnung?
Germany is as safe as ever. We might even argue, that's because we took in more
refugees than any other European country.
https://twitter.com/correctiv_org/status/1009879811584610305
That's why @ConfBuddy is such a great idea!
https://twitter.com/ConfBuddy/status/1009851320365473793
@mirjam_diala
@tlehwalder
@ramdadam
@trackjs
@getsentry Da ist auch super, vor allem, weil
es mehrere Sprachen unterstützt und man Fehler vom Backen und Frontend in einer
App hat.
Awesome Hardcore version of a Trance track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW7NCbTQfNY #trancefamily
A simple article that will make your skin crawl:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/06/what-a-nuclear-attack-in-new-york-would-look-like.html
In this talk Mathias Verraes explains his way of making "Design Heuristics" (the
gut feeling you use when designing software systems) explicit and how to use
this to come up with better architectures:
http://verraes.net/2018/04/design-heuristics/
@AnnaKat_Ze Home-office day!
Great talk by Nicole Rauch: she uses a "Functional Essence" (the most simple
implementation of the domain logic) to support the independent development of
back and frontend, while keeping a strong contract:
https://skillsmatter.com/skillscasts/11577-beyond-consumer-driven-contract-testing
@Maggysche I haven't read this one, but the
Manning books are usually quite good:
https://www.manning.com/books/react-in-action
@Kuchengnom This reminds me of the great
mirros built by Daniel Rozin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb6eFGbwPeA&feature=youtu.be&t=1m23s
Security must be opt-out, never opt-in! (After Google bought Firebase, it is
secure by default.)
https://www.securityweek.com/thousands-mobile-apps-leak-data-firebase-databases
#Berlin! "We want to explore stories at the intersections of technology and
topics that move & affect us." #notyourunclesmeetup
https://twitter.com/lauralindal/status/1011213659102699520
@NicoleRauch This is close to something I
have been building recently: the core domain logic needs to run entirely in
memory so you are not arguing about "storage" and can focus on
correctness/behavior. I can see how I can use your work to extend that approach.
Will tell more @SoCraTes_Conf!
@NicoleRauch
@SoCraTes_Conf It also has the benefit you
mentioned: i can be implemented quickly because I can focus on the happy path.
Really great work, putting this together into this very approachable format! 👏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlmwfqPOQjs makes me dance! #TranceFamily
@Maggysche Awesome! I think
@MarkTheThomas and
@ManningBooks will be happy to hear that!
No better way to describe 1st World Problems:
https://twitter.com/LeapMotion/status/1011370069631426561
I blogged about Value Types: a simple and expressive way for arguments to ensure
validity and convey semantic meaning in code at the same time. Like Value
Objects, but different. https://coderbyheart.com/value-types/ #TypeScript
#cleancode
(🔁 for the night shift) Today I blogged about Value Types: a simple and
expressive way for arguments to ensure validity and convey semantic meaning in
code at the same time. Like Value Objects, but different.
https://coderbyheart.com/value-types/ #TypeScript #cleancode
Cool! No more polling SQS and fanning out worker lambdas!
@awscloud 🥳
https://twitter.com/adhorn/status/1012221785927028736
Who cares, that I care about Software? Bob Marshall shares his disillusioned
view on our industry here:
https://flowchainsensei.wordpress.com/2018/06/28/stainless-steel-rats/
#softwarecraft
Software Development:
https://twitter.com/thehumanxp/status/1012440411993006081
I follow 30.7% women and 69.34% men. That’s 9.8% less gender-balanced than the
average. See how you score at http://diversifyyourfeed.org and pop your social
media bubble today. #DiversifyYourFeed #WinTechSeries
https://twitter.com/share?url=https://www.diversifyyourfeed.org/&hashtags=#DiversifyYourFeed
@RidingWolf Most likely by first names and
maybe profile pictures @acnecollective?
😂 @pstereo has a real hamburger menu:
Looking for a cool way to start working on #IoT projects during the summer
break? We are giving away three
@NordicTweets Thingy:52 #BLE Sensor Kits to
students who share, what they would want to do with it!
https://twitter.com/NordicTweets/status/1012675718864568320


