@lauralindal
@wellendonner Diese Waffeln gibt es bei
cuccis, den kleinen Baeckerei-Staenden auf den ICE Gleisen. In Berlin Ost ist
auf jeden Fall einer:
https://www.einkaufsbahnhof.de/berlin-ostbahnhof/cuccis-s7082
February 2018
340 tweets
@lauralindal
@wellendonner nur ohne Puderzucker
Good analysis of this ICO by Bitcoin veteran
@theog__: “Savedroid-Crypto Savings, Rich or
Rekt?”
https://hallofrankfurt.de/savedroid-crypto-savings-rich-or-rekt-2d917ebce017
@benjamin How come you don't have time to read a
64 page whitepaper?!
(If this is the future of crypto UX, I'd like my cash back.)
@aevolu
@Code_Door Thanks Andi!
Making your UI tests resilient to change
https://blog.kentcdodds.com/making-your-ui-tests-resilient-to-change-d37a6ee37269
Level up your team's software skills with this amazing software crafter:
https://twitter.com/c089/status/959336156356907008
#followfriday: @c089 has unlocked his timeline!
Follow him for a lot of programmer wisdom.
@ewolff Oh Gott, die Kommentare auf Heise
Developer... Musst Du die alle lesen?!
Ut på tur! ❄️☀️🇳🇴
Today I went off the track and made my own up through the deep snow in Bymarka.
















@RidingWolf No, These are my own. I bought
them on eBay before I moved here. Great invest!
@RidingWolf Ribba Journey 36
@RidingWolf Unfortunately they don't fit in a
suitcase ...
And part II: https://youtu.be/lpV2Y_WgAhY
Very interesting talk on the state of Serveless Computing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlrv-0PE_c
I really liked to conclusion, that vendor abstraction will mostly hurt you.
"AWS IoT is actually an insanely cheap way to run websockets" and other great
learnings about going serverless in this talk by
@gojkoadzic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7X4gAQTk2E&t=2436s
@benjamin @plaugg
@benhermann Because you can't do
Length.Meters(5) * 2 === Length.Meters(10)
@FrauMamonova They mostly stay in Bavaria. ;-)
@RidingWolf s/Ribba/Tubbs/
(Ribba = Pork Rib)
The Story of 'Sandstorm' by @Darudevil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsGrfU5buKc
The purpose of some #iot solutions are still a bit eerie to me:
https://sen.se/store/mother/ want's you to put sensors around your house and
everyday items to monitor and optimize behavior.
We are hiring an #IoT product manager on Oslo:
https://candidate.hr-manager.net/ApplicationInit.aspx?cid=278&ProjectId=175659&MediaId=5
"It's an incredibly exciting time to be involved in this technology that will
help form the basis of the IoT over the next decade." - nicely put!
Check out the new design of our developer community Nordic DevZone
#springcleaning https://devzone.nordicsemi.com/
@joschi83 @c089 I'm
working on this right now and my solution is to rely on conventions (deployable
source is distributed via npm) and configuration inside the "module":
https://github.com/nRFCloud/create-token/blob/master/api/iris-api.json
But the knowledge about how to deploy this to production is in another package.
It's 2018 and @Confluence cannot display
SVGs?!
@AskAtlassian Thanks for the issue link.
+1'd it!
If I trust anyone to provide valuable, unbiased and in-depth insights into
cryptos, then it's @codecentric. Go there,
and learn things. https://twitter.com/codecentric/status/960452948768804865
@codecentric
@uweprintz A live-stream / recording would be
ace!
@mattsches
@trello Put a geo-location in the description and
use the API to fetch the cards, extracting that data to show on a map?
Whenever I read "military grade ..." on product descriptions I'm like
A fellow software crafter and a very decent human being is on the market again.
If you are Belgium based, and care for quality in software, talk to him!
https://twitter.com/RidingWolf/status/960832593813037057
This is such a typical bug highlighting how important communication is:
https://jira.atlassian.com/browse/CONFSERVER-41329
A developer built a "scatter chart" by just removing the lines from a line
chart, and only leaving the dots.
Now it looks like a scatter chart, but it is actually totally useless.
Do you need a blockchain? http://doyouneedablockchain.com/
@mattsches
@trello Yes, that has been a bummer for a long
time.
@haraball
@benjamin
@Confluence Gollum:
https://github.com/gollum/gollum/wiki
Also checkout wiki.js: https://wiki.js.org/
Damn it. 🤬
How to diversify your speaker panel:
https://twitter.com/savinola/status/960524269728993280
have you met npx?!
Such a nice friend in your command line!
https://twitter.com/maybekatz/status/960952221637554176
"If you could make one change to help women at work, what would it be?" "Make
childcare affordable and accessible." #diversity
https://work.qz.com/1175679/software-engineer-tracy-chous-mission-to-diversify-silicon-valley/
@TeamVaamo this does not look very good ...
https://blog.vaamo.de/2018/02/06/im-sog-der-kryptomanie/
@SamirTalwar If it's for personal, business,
I use browser profiles to clearly separate those.
@XBowstech Nice!
@SamirTalwar Ah, there is use .env files for
this. I have no global AWS config.
We have quite an impressive winter weather today here in #Trondheim 🇳🇴


Dagens tema i norskkurs er karneval i verden (Norge, Scotland, Syria, og
Tyskland). 🇳🇴
I would not call it biking any more. It's drifting. #trondheim


You'll find a short clip on what we my team has been working on in this segment:
https://youtu.be/NW6HGSnFgL4?t=1m40s #iot #cloud
But check out the rest of what @NordicTweets
showcased at this years CES as well!
A Web Developer's Guide to Machine Learning in JavaScript
https://www.robinwieruch.de/machine-learning-javascript-web-developers/
I have never in my life paid for in-game items. And it would be a bad time to
start now. Be on the lookout for these patterns. If you have kids, this will be
a nightmare.
https://www.techpowerup.com/240655/leaked-ai-powered-game-revenue-model-paper-foretells-a-dystopian-nightmare
I'm not sure that this is real. But it's entirely plausible and makes so much
sense of we look at what's happening in games right now. So it will happen.
@AndyScherzinger Not yet, but that sounds
like the Chinese Citizens Score ... Would you recommend the book?
@dtraub There is always the "classic": pay per
license or subscription. But alluring the individual game experience in order to
sell more, that is in my opinion as unethical as it gets.
If you have to use an example name, how about using something that is gender
neutral, instead of John / Jane?
I use "Alex Doe".
@RidingWolf ... in English texts I consider
Alex to be gender neutral.
@dtanzer
@gapesofficial
@kontrust if you like this, check out Die Happy!
http://diehappy.de/
@ManuelBieh use getDerivedStateFromProps():
https://medium.com/@baphemot/whats-new-in-react-16-3-d2c9b7b6193b
@NicoleRauch Happy to help!
Norway fighting food waste: Best before 20.02.18 / But not bad after
@jke
@RazerSupport One of the reasons I did not
buy a Razer Laptop last year. Horrible stories on customer support.
Does anyone know about studies looking into the effect of non-compete agreements
on salaries?
@Lynoure Yes, very similar in Germany, many do
not stand trial in court.
I just bought "Quick Glance At: Agile Anti-Patterns" by David Tanzer - Let's see
if it's worth the price ... http://payhip.com/b/w3yR/af5a7d99bed6231
@Ocramius What kind of request are you talking
about?
@Ocramius Since that will end up at a privileged
port with a webserver already listening, you are out of luck.
Board Game Night #Trondheim 🇳🇴



Vor 5 Jahren habe ich mein Medieninformatik-Studium abgeschlossen. Über die
gesamte Studienzeit hinweg habe ich regelmäßig gebloggt, wie es als
Mediengestalter ist, sich weiter zu qualifizieren. Wenn Du Fragen dazu hast,
frag mich gerne! http://studium.coderbyheart.de/
IOTA, cryptocurrency intended for #iot, cannot be used for IoT. Loss of funds
may occur.
https://shitcoin.com/iota-cannot-be-used-for-iot-loss-of-funds-may-occur-e45b1ed9dd6b
Another (literally) cool way from #Norway 🇳🇴 to reduce waste is
http://keep-it.com - it shows the actual remaining days the product is good,
based on age and temperature.
@MarcelMuenster for your world tour, maybe visit Trondheim, Norway. It has a
very strong startup scene here, with a focus on medical and industrial solutions
thanks to 40k+ NTNU students. Also has Norway's most modern hospital. Ping
@ntnuaccel and
@esntnu ...
Dramatic sky over #Trondheim 🇳🇴




Very good analysis on the tools (Slack, Jira, Trello) we use to get our jobs
done ... And how they harm productivity:
https://abe-winter.github.io/plea%27s/help/2018/02/11/slack.html
I really like the "ice-box" metaphor.
Feature Issues, Trello Cards should be closed / vanish after a few weeks of
inactivity. Because if you keep them sticking around, it takes more and more
time to re-evaluate them over and over with every new sprint.
/status/962945015910666240
This idea, that a conference which has fewer men than women speaking, must be
somehow not excellent makes me nauseous. Thanks @pat
for putting so much effort into making guys like @kig
a minority. https://twitter.com/kig/status/962809977168527360
No, you demand it, based on the assumption that something unfair is happening.
This notion of entitlement is what brought us the diversity issues we have
today. The idea that existing ratios need to be kept means cementing the status
quo. This cannot be. https://twitter.com/kig/status/963012408628322305
@allankellynet
@dtanzer I did not know that you had a
newsletter!
@bfrancis I like https://iot.mozilla.org/wot/
... but it does not mention authentication / authorization. What is the plan on
that?
@bfrancis Ok, good point to not interweave Auth
with a data protocol.
@bfrancis Is there a public bug tracker for
this?
This morning twilight is amazing. #trd 🇳🇴
The @qz obsessions on Doom is awesome:
https://qz.com/email/quartz-obsession/1204929/
Bjørn Florø-Larsen forteller oss om fisking i Trøndelag. #trondheim 🇳🇴
You can fish with these!
Great article on what to ask during candidates during a job interview:
http://firstround.com/review/the-best-interview-questions-weve-ever-published/
The next evolution of email will be a website being sent to you:
https://www.blog.google/products/g-suite/bringing-power-amp-gmail/
Great analysis of the self-made shortage on programmers: “Who Killed The Junior
Developer?”
https://medium.com/@melissamcewen/who-killed-the-junior-developer-33e9da2dc58c#---0-203
@dtanzer But where can we put the ads in there?!
No correlation found between renommée of university and performance in technical
interviews:
http://blog.interviewing.io/we-looked-at-how-a-thousand-college-students-performed-in-technical-interviews-to-see-if-where-they-went-to-school-mattered-it-didnt/
“What I wish I knew when I became CTO”
https://medium.com/sketchdeck-developer-blog/what-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-became-cto-fdc934b790e3#---0-180
No human involvement required for this meeting.
Move aside URI, here comes the IRI: (why we can now have emojis in the browser
bar) https://www.w3.org/International/articles/idn-and-iri/
10 #IoT predictions for 2018: https://iot-analytics.com/iot-predictions-2018/
@bruckmayer
@daberni Yes, this is fixed on a technical
level, but still an issue if users are not aware, e.g. when following links.
Godt Morgen! #Trondheim 🇳🇴
AWS has launched an offline-ready data store for web and mobile applications:
https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/introducing-amazon-appsync/
Cool! Sobald es das fuer Android gibt, wechsle ich zu
@satelliteDE ... fuer Auswanderer wie mich
ist das mege praktisch.
https://twitter.com/findingmarbles/status/964165792974680065
@codePrincess
@25hourshotels Orrrr.
Promises are (definitely!) not neutral enough
https://staltz.com/promises-are-not-neutral-enough.html via
@andrestaltz
Flying to Amsterdam today for
@EuroTestingConf next week.
I'm a big stout fan, so which breweries / tap rooms should I check out? #etc2018
The easiest way to fix printing issues on Linux, is mostly using Windows.
:(
@untertanaermel
@benjamin Ich verstehe nicht, warum Du "sich
bewusst machen, von welchen Privilegien man ständig profitiert" als kriechend
und Unterwerfung ansiehst.
Was Schipper meint ist: es geht darum diese Privilegien zu erkennen und zu
nutzen.
@datenreisender
@andrestaltz Promises are bringing a lot of
behavior with them which forces developers to understand these specifics and
force them to adopt a certain style of writing software.
This is what makes them not neutral, and IMO Andreas pointed this out very well.
@SamirTalwar I'm paying $1,2/mo for a static
hosted site on AWS which can handle the occasional HN DDos.
@MaritvanDijk77
@EuroTestingConf Thanks, that should
suffice!
@dtanzer
@SamirTalwar Restricted HTML plus edge
hosting so sites render and load fast.
👏 They should try building a product without non-technical people and will
end-up here:
https://www.allankellyassociates.co.uk/archives/2079/down-with-management/
https://twitter.com/__edorian/status/964551378755575808
This is the future of money: 87% fee. #bitcoin #cryptocurrency
@MaritvanDijk77
@EuroTestingConf
@always_fearful Great idea, but it's too
early for us (we just had breakfast!). Going to see
https://www.mocomuseum.com/banksy-amsterdam now ...
@geeky_jazzy @EuroTestingConf Thanks,
that sounds awesome!
@Markus306
@dosnostalgic It's a software catalogue, so
it's supposedly better than a console?
Try this in Germany ;-)
@c089
@SamirTalwar which hand grinders are you
using?
@Lynoure It's a very hip roastery in Amsterdam.
Such a nice day for a boat trip! #Amsterdam
If I'm giving feedback and it did not impact me, I'm using "here is what I
observe/understand" which puts me in the position of being wrong instead of the
other person. I always assume they did best and give them the opportunity to
reflect and find a better way on their own.
https://twitter.com/agileschools/status/964985714206302208
and 8+ tabs of Slacks on the left.
I'm using two browser profiles personal+work) to tame this.
https://twitter.com/lulu_cheng/status/964947708275343361
If you're an engineer and need an easy to follow algorithm for giving good
#feedback, check out non-violent communication:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonviolent_Communication
It describes 4 steps which enable you to give feedback while reducing the chance
to offend the receiver:
- Observation: describe the facts (what your are seeing, reading) without
evaluating them.
- Express how this impacted you personally. Do not talk about how others might
be impacted, or generalize impact.
- Describe what you need instead, what would help you. Again, no
generalization.
- Als for a specific, concrete action which would help to achieve what you
described in 3. This inverses the feedback from being a request/command to a
call for help. This is very powerful!
@dc7590 For me (as a non-native speaker) it is not
gender-neutral and especially not inclusive. E.g. see
http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Nonsexist_language
I would use friends, all, folks.
@MaritvanDijk77
@EuroTestingConf
@always_fearful @chris_draeger
@c089 how about meeting tonight around 1900 at
Proeflokaal Arendsnest?
https://maps.google.com/?cid=8659992894988214724&hl=en&gl=gb
@c089 😟 I'm so sorry! I'll miss you!
We went to see some chilled animals at Artis. #amsterdam




The Schulz Effect: https://twitter.com/LenaSchimmel/status/964988006733107200
@alex_schl I have this talk out in 2018:
https://www.papercall.io/speakers/coderbyheart/speaker_talks/52587-prototyping-products-for-the-internet-of-things-using-javascript
Video intro: https://youtu.be/R8Ekt7XsYAo
@chris_draeger @MaritvanDijk77
@EuroTestingConf
@always_fearful
@c089 Sorry, slight change of plan: we (me and
@kamilleblumm) will be here by 1900, since
we need to eat sth:
https://www.google.nl/maps/place/''cause+BEER+loves+FOOD'/@52.3656107,4.8798773,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x47c609e86d74dc71:0x64770834dee84789!8m2!3d52.3656074!4d4.882066?hl=de -
similar location, but more food.
@chris_draeger Always the best option!
Cure53 releases Browser Security Whitepaper (Chrome, Edge, IE11):
https://github.com/cure53/browser-sec-whitepaper
A Grandma's Cooking Recipe #Amsterdam
@dtanzer You should try boat some time. It's the
ultimate way.
The @BrewDog Tokyo is truly intergalactic!
https://www.brewdog.com/item/3/BrewDog/Tokyo.html
@dtanzer If your on a regular cruise ship, yes
agreed. But try the @Hurtigruten, it's a mix
between transport and cruise. Much eco-friendlier!
@trishi_de
@dc7590 Yes, but they are the ones who are usually
looking for algorithmic methods to fix sth ;-)
@untertanaermel
@benjamin Das sind gute "first principles", sie
sind aber mit der Annahme entwickelt, dass sich jeder in der Gemeinschaft der
Pfadfinder so verhält.
In der Realität haben wir jedoch solche, die aktiv gegen diese Prinzipien
handeln und noch viel mehr, die es unbewusst tun (Stichwort: >
@untertanaermel
@benjamin Unconcious Biases).
Hier ist es wichtig dieses Aufzuzeigen und nicht einfach hin zu nehmen. Gerade
in einer starken Position ist das leichter.
Good Morning #EuroTestConf! Bringing some snow and sunshine from the Nordics.
Arrived at #EuroTestConf I've never been to a soccer stadium for a conference
before ...




Intro to #EuroTestConf 2018 with @Singsalad
.@gojkoadzic talking about (finally?) painless
visual testing. #EuroTestConf
Gojko is building up to the moment where he tells us that this is no longer
true:
"Record+Replay tools (like Selenium) are optimizing the time spent writing
tests. This is not where the value is."
Tools like the Galen framework enable you to test UI by describing expectations.
Still not optimal, since syntax like this is nothing your users would supply.
https://github.com/AppraiseQA/appraise/blob/master/README.md/ is the tool he
developed for visual approval testing. It helps to review and approve changes to
web pages, visual layouts and browser components quickly through visual
inspection using headless Chrome.
And with headless Chrome you can parallelize the tests using AWS lambda:
https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/devops/ui-testing-at-scale-with-aws-lambda/
"This (visual difference testing and running the browser used to test in
parallel) changes the economics of UI testing and makes them something we can
now start looking into, because tests are now easy to maintain and extend."
This will be really cool once we have a bot that adds screenshots to a PR when a
commit breaks the test, and reviewers can accept / reject changes to the test in
the PR. No need for a human to maintain the (small changes to the) tests
anymore.
Great talk @gojkoadzic 👏
.@Lynoure talking about #tdd and the art of
minimal tests #EuroTestConf


#tdd is not:
@dc7590 Try my CC-rule: every mail where I am on
CC is moved out of the inbox to a separate folder which I check once a week or
fewer times.
Start writing tests as minimal as possible to not let the test implementation
architect the implementation.
Don't overthink, but keep notes to self for later.
A unit test can become stubborn like a donkey if it is too tightly coupled to
the implementation.
As a lonely TDDer, you sometimes have to suffer for your own art.
Try pairing with team members to show them how to write tests ...
Very great food at #EuroTestConf




@theog__ you now who you are endorsing?!
https://twitter.com/Autofocus/status/965520737170804736
Discovered @ApplitoolsEyes through the
networking event at #EuroTestConf: https://applitools.com
This looks really great for visual testing!
Now in the workshop by @TesterFromLeic
about Scripted Testing vs. Exploratory Testing: https://goo.gl/xxLCHA
@theog__ If you are sharing the stage with
Nazi, how is that not endorsing them through lending them your time, name and
face for their profit?
Experiencing the difference first hand in this workshop.
TIL at #EuroTestConf: the 3 Amigos Meeting is used to ensure a story is ready
for implementation:
http://www.velocitypartners.net/blog/2014/02/11/the-3-amigos-in-agile-teams/
Now @emilybache talking about testing
microservices. #EuroTestConf


How to test a scenario that involves multiple microservices?
@alex_schl I'm at #EuroTestConf, too.
Have a system that allows you to deploy only the ones needed to run the test.
If you are creating non-text output, try finding ways to turn results into
plaintext. This enables version-control, search&replace of test acceptance
criteria.
Add tracing IDs to requests which should end up in logs as well so you can find
where something failed.
Once more than one team is working on a microservice architecture it gets
important to coordinate tests between these teams.
Version control of microservices is very important to enable this.
@theog__ Well, she doesn't want "Ausländer"
like you in the country:
http://www.dw.com/en/afds-alice-weidel-called-german-government-pigs-in-racist-email/a-40433932
Someone from #rheinmainrocks land able to help out?
https://twitter.com/codePrincess/status/965563239013765120
Lean coffee at #EuroTestConf. It's great that there are so many different
formats on one day! Keeps you really engaged.


#EuroTestConf selfie
Closing keynote by @lanettecream on how to
test like a 🐈 #EuroTestConf


I'm wondering if this is a play on "Unit test passed. Integration tests failed."
#EuroTestConf
One interesting idea that came up during the #EuroTestConf lean coffee about:
How to get developers into TDD >
What if we start their TDD experience with integration tests instead of unit
tests.
Provide them with the running skeleton that already has all dependencies like DB
running (e.g. in a container) and let them write tests against the public API.
This would remove one of the pains in writing tests: mocking.
@Singsalad They don't rotate in the direction
of the wind?
On the importance of dedicated testers:
@tom_a_r_johnson Isn't it? Adding a
feature means I would add a test for the high-level API for the feature. This
would definitely influence the design.
Good segment on communication in this talk between tester & developer: do
not threaten, and find the language of the recipient.
Benefits of testers:
@cyplo 👂 do you have a link you would like to
share on this?
This gig economy is going too far.
Discovered a very cute pub: Foeders https://goo.gl/maps/azjKTxzWfGt #Amsterdam


Please support this wonderful event:
https://twitter.com/RuhrJS/status/965686244805107719
Bitcoiiin: David Hasselhoff Bitcoivn: Ozzy Osbourne Bitc∞in: Chuck Norris
https://twitter.com/sseagalofficial/status/965635047230406657
#Javascript meetup #Trondheim: #GraphQL & Musikkvisualisering på 15. Mars
med @arnejenssen og
@mollerse
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/BartJS/events/247343583/
How to kill a great culture: https://gizmodo.com/the-mess-at-meetup-1822243738
Elm changed my mind about unpopular languages
https://blog.realkinetic.com/elm-changed-my-mind-about-unpopular-languages-190a23f4a834
.@TestSideStory kicks off day two of
#EuroTestConf in a talk about the virtue of skepticism:
Heuristics for healthy scepticism: (based on Carl Sagan's Baloney Detection Kit
https://www.brainpickings.org/2014/01/03/baloney-detection-kit-carl-sagan/ )
You can never trust your own certainty.
One should watch Richard Feynman: https://youtu.be/LyqleIxXTpw
So, ask (context-free) questions in order to figure out the real thing:
Book tip: Exploring Requirements: Quality Before Design
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/969805.Exploring_Requirements
A Skeptic Manifesto: #EuroTestConf
About the greatest country in the world:
http://www.ohchr.org/EN/NewsEvents/Pages/DisplayNews.aspx?NewsID=22533&LangID=E
Learning to write better BDD scenarios with
@sebrose and
@gasparnagy at #EuroTestConf
Checklist for good scenarios: #EuroTestConf
Try not to express implicit behaviour in your #bdd scenarios, they mostly add
noise. #EuroTestConf
This is a nice #bdd exercise: #EuroTestConf


Example Mapping looks like a great way to structure requirements and examples
forma software:
https://cucumber.io/blog/2015/12/08/example-mapping-introduction #EuroTestConf
Now expecting to hear how to Unit Test the Hard stuff from
@codurance's
@bnathyuw #EuroTestConf
@alexschnapper
@EuroTestingConf You should come here
next year, it's a lovely crowd and a very thoughtful and inclusively run
conference. @maaretp
@Singsalad
@hasschapman @earndotcom does not offer this
:-(
@penartur Sure, they will be relatively lower,
but I usually do transaction in the sub-million range.
So far, so easy: #EuroTestConf


If you cannot use these tools&methods you have to get creative. Like
learning about the implementation detail of the unit under test and figure out
how to "fake" parts which can serve as a test probe. #EuroTestConf
Emphasis on the Adapter part to enable you to write easy tests for most parts of
the application. Abstract away the uglyness, jjo
Emphasis on the Adapter part to enable you to write easy tests for most parts of
the application. Abstract away the uglyness, jjo
even from the core which directly interacts with them.
The #EuroTestConf Open-Space is starting now.
Tropics: #EuroTestConf
I was in a really interesting session on how to TDD a car. Some things are
similar: components, contracts between them, enable testing. But the integration
part is terribly expensive and complicated. #EuroTestConf
This should be interesting: how to #kanban better? #EuroTestConf
Kanban as a process is pretty flawless, it shows you were the issues in your
process are. You get rewarded for fixing your own issues, not by changing
kanban.
@ehrenb3rg /define process
Great #EuroTestConf sketchnotes by
@marianneduijst




@ehrenb3rg Let's assume it's not a process.
What's are your trying to point out?
How do we figure out where to land on Mars in a way that does not destroy the
vehicle?! @starstryder gives the closing
keynote at #EuroTestConf
The 💩-flag is used to filter out user-input, which is literally "poop" entered
in a text box. Stories from the trenches of crowdsourcing data. #EuroTestConf
After next Tuesday, you can help out map volcanos on Mars on
@cosmoquestX #EuroTestConf
This was also a great reminder on how bad software is at detecting patterns. It
pays to build a really sophisticated collaboration platform, because the best
algorithms in the world can't produce usable data. #EuroTestConf
And here are the sketch notes for the talk.
@ElisaCrockyard Die auch senden!
Here is my retrospective on the European Testing Conference 2018:
https://coderbyheart.com/european-testing-conference-2018/ It was awesome
@EuroTestingConf! 👏 #EuroTestConf
👋 #Amsterdam. Stay sunny!
Back in #Trondheim 🇳🇴 ❄️
@nochsoeiner Hier ist Frühling!
@johncutlefish So true, I'm working in
Norway now for 6 months and what I find amazing is how ego-less everything here
is. Such a stark contrast even to Germany.
#Trondheim, so cute. 🇳🇴
@RealIvanSanchez Cool, I'll look into it.
I already provided input to the Web of Things proposal by Mozilla:
https://github.com/mozilla-iot/wot
There seems to be a slight inflation in IoT related API standards these days.
@miskaknapek We got 10cm of fresh snow today
... This winter is about to stay a while longer here.
@RealIvanSanchez Maybe we should come up
with a standard to define standards so we can easily mix and match them.
@nochsoeiner Jetzt so:
@tpflug @c089 I found
my mentors through engaging in the local tech community, going to user-groups,
etc. We met roughly every month as a group but also had 1:1.
I tried to bring this to more people by organizing the RheinMain Tech Cabal:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/blog/blob/gh-pages/rheinmain-tech-cabal.md
Oh, http://aboutbrowser.com has been taken over:
@maybekatz it's heartbreaking to see the
roller-coaster you must be on right now! Keep up the good work, and also your
head! 💪
Don't install the pre-release of npm v5.7.0 for now.
https://github.com/npm/npm/issues/19883
@maybekatz releasing npm ci: 🎉 Getting bashed
on Github: 😤
Slack updates GitHub Integration: https://slack.github.com/
4 minutes on the future of #IoT: LTE-m and NB-IoT in one small package. nRF
Connect for Cloud is the project I have been working on on the last 6 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSKO9ZWvVtI
Board Game Night #trondheim 🇳🇴
But: Exposure!!! https://twitter.com/maaretp/status/967078490876018688
@jke Wera ist mega.
The sky is clearing up #Trondheim
Ice flowers on wood



@Lynoure I've built a solution using
@contentful, which has a good-enough-for-me UI
(markdow, preview, uploads, image editor) which renders out static pages:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/contentful-static-website-generator
This powers http://coderbyheart.com and I am on the free plan.
@khgdrn Die mit den meisten Anhängern.
It's terrible to listen to these stories, thanks for sharing them!
https://twitter.com/cucumberbdd/status/956497791362224128
20cm fresh snow and a clear sunny sky make for a perfect snowshoe hike in
Bymarka #Trondheim 🇳🇴
















@StefanSeegers You should, it has so many
fantastic spots to discover.
@jschirrmacher Das ist ja ganz einfach. ;-)
@VolkerGoebbels Yes, its important to
understand runtime implications of your code. But I don't write low-level
implementations of algorithms. That's why I don't need to care about Big-O
proofs.
TypeScript 2.8 adds conditional types:
https://github.com/Microsoft/TypeScript/pull/21316
@c089 Nice, now you can put your brain on standby
the rest of the week.
Data for choosing the right JavaScript testing tool:
https://gojko.net/2018/02/25/javascript-testing-tools.html
Looking at this image (which is from "Jim Knopf und Lukas der Lokomotivführer")
I wonder if it is still appropriate to air a children's TV show which depicts
racist stereotypes. https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/968047895181254656
@pgsqueal Yes, Jim is the hero if the story and
I don't have a problem with his character. I think the puppet used in the TV
show to be no longer appropriate.
Seven Takeaways from AssertJS:
https://medium.com/@denny.headrick/seven-takeaways-from-assertjs-7c1e52159013
Nice, @Cypress_io really gets out of your way
and reduces the waiting clutter in your tests. Before (using puppeteer):
https://github.com/nRFCloud/nrfcloud.com-tests/blob/cda92682a3e52369e3f84145d5594a4f3156977a/__tests__/login.spec.ts#L9
After (using Cypress):
https://github.com/nRFCloud/nrfcloud.com-tests/blob/61922b08fbb64a5999d95a9f16d7e426549e7006/cypress/integration/login.spec.js#L7
@pgsqueal This book was written in 1960.
The best scene in Halt and Catch Fire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XemHzJAbkJE
Easily -20° outside. #Trondheim 🇳🇴


Startup landingpage
https://twitter.com/ShortFormErnie/status/968234319956365315
It's really frustrating that @Jira has not semantics
for a lot of UI features.
Like: Sure, I know you marked this issue as a duplicate, but let's put it in the
Done column nevertheless.
So. Useless.
Frosty Chain-linked Fence on my way to work. #Trondheim
That's a first: One of my blog posts has been translated to Russian.
http://howtorecover.me/cistaa-arhitektura
@maamjay Nothing, I just was appreciating it.
@maamjay Yes! I once was cursing out loud and
EVERYONE on the room was like oO! They don't complain or curse. So nice!
@maamjay Ask
@FellowRabbit about russion curse words ;-)
@jezenthomas Mozilla recently revamped their Getting Started guides:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Learn/Getting_started_with_the_web
@jezenthomas Like http://cssgridgarden.com/ ?
@jezenthomas At @Code_Door we have good
experiences with @udacity nano degrees. They fall
roughly in the middle, with more real world projects.
@jen_star In Frankfurt sind auch Zuege
ausgefallen...
Hello @swkrheinneckar! Great to see you
joining Twitter! #softwarecraft
Indepth analysis of how the new privacy regulations in the EU (GDPR) will affect
software development:
https://www.smashingmagazine.com/2018/02/gdpr-for-web-developers/
And, which JavaScript bundler was invented today?!
I wonder how many are aware where the Tube in YouTube comes from. #imgettingold
@NativeWired I just explained it to my
Norwegian teacher ....
@jezenthomas I guess you must be right. https://youtu.be/EtOoQFa5ug8
@AskAtlassian This seems to be a common
pattern. Jira has blocker relations but its not possible to list all issues that
are currently blocked by other issues. So anther UI feature which becomes pretty
meaningless, because you can enter data, but cannot act on it.
The SpeedMeet was great @EuroTestingConf
but one thing I would change:
After every rotation, cross out the words which have been asked. So you don't
explain the same thing over and over again.
(Happend to me ...) https://twitter.com/maaretp/status/968594792107204614
@Malboury This reminded me so much of "pink out
of a corner": https://www.moma.org/collection/works/80892
@jurgenappelo No meetings here. \o/ (Except
Shuffle Board with the team after Lunch).
@dan_abramov
@jsconfis Redux but on the Blockchain?
#Trondheim 🇳🇴
@swkrheinneckar Don't forget to register
on https://softwarecrafters.org/
I like the tongue-in-cheek choice of the visual ;-)
https://twitter.com/NordicTweets/status/968746816371032064
TIL: Visual Studio ships makecert which enables me to generate Windows
compatible X509 certificates.
LOL at my most viewed Google Guides photo:
@web_martin Yes, especially if you compare it
to German "Spaltmaße". I also find Teslas paintjobs are really not very great.
@VisualStudio Thanks, I'll let you know,
when I get stuck,
Avoid Palantir like the plague:
https://twitter.com/netzpolitik_org/status/968902265628176386
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