March 2017

#TopConf Day 1 is starting!

Join me this afternoon at 1620 in Ursulinensaal for the panel on #remote teams:
https://www.topconf.com/conference//linz-2017/talk/panel-discussion-distributed-development-teams/
#topconf

Now on the #TopConf stage: Lukáš Ježek from
@Google on loadshedding.

standard 9 has been released, the breaking change for us is the inclusion of
http://eslint.org/docs/rules/no-mixed-operators … Makes sense, especially for
logics.

@benjamin All the best for you and
@crispymtn!

@TopconfAT I can't find out how to rate the
talk on
https://www.topconf.com/conference//linz-2017/talk/opening-keynote-load-shedding-approaches-principles-experiences-and-impact-in-service-management/

@BugSkan You are downplaying what actually might
have happened to user data of sites that used cloudflare.

@BugSkan Changing passwords as the only measure
to take? That's cute.

Learning how to build Prezi with Elm. #topconf

@TopconfAT it would be nice if the voting was
opened after a few minutes already. Waiting now for 11am.

Intro to Rust by @mitsuhiko. #TopConf

.@findingmarbles shows off the twelve work
hacks they've come up with @sipgate. Much to take
away! #topconf

Check out the whole list of their hacks in the book:
http://www.sipgateblog.de/24-work-hacks/ #topconf
/status/836897053234049025

Now @allankellynet takes us beyond
projects: #projectless

#TopConf /status/836918816131145728

"After a year, on average 27% of the initial requirements of a project have
changed." @allankellynet #topconf

So true. @allankellynet #topconf

Check out @allankellynet's book he's just
writing and get 50% off with code Linz2017: https://leanpub.com/noprojects
#topconf

@DTraub @allankellynet Yes, emphasis on
average.

.@ryyppy turns #topconf into #typeconf while
talking about static typing #JavaScript with
@flowtype.

@ryyppy can I have your #topconf slides?

@findingmarbles no, the ad segment should
be really short!

Distributed Teams Panel #topconf
https://www.pscp.tv/w/a4WMejFXZ0tnYWVEZFZtRXZ8MWdxeHZxQnpwd2tKQn3Xi-DR4yV8gKjhqUElMakmIyyNV0eUSgzzqkWkakX-

My battery died ... #livestream #topconf

My impromptu camera stand really sucks. Sorry. #topconf

@powtac maybe your cache is corrupted?

First day of #TopConf is over. I enjoyed the wide variety of topics. Kudos to
@dtanzer for the New Languages Track! Ace 👌!

Linz 🇦🇹 is really growing on me, such a great community around modern software
and culture. #TopConf #ScriptConf

👊 to the sparkling @philreither who is
smart, funny and has energy for ten and is just an awesome human and #remote
fanatic to talk to.

New Zealand, is hiring:
http://www.travelandleisure.com/trip-ideas/new-zealand-jobs

@philreither but I enjoyed
@allankellynet's rants so much! And they
are actually facts, so much half-assed attempts to start remote teams.

.@Spotify on #XPS13 … X-|

Passengers is a pretty decent SciFi. Great set design. Acting was a little over
the top, and they totally stole the tether scene. 7/10

spotify --force-device-scale-factor=2 #xps13

In the US the border guard decides if your new employee is fit for the job:
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39127617
https://twitter.com/cyberomin/status/835888786462625792

I still remember the days, when it was a thing to make lists of URLs on the
internet: http://www.dmoz.org/

@Ocramius I even put things in DMOZ myself.

What about you @norway?
/status/837028430172590094

#ScriptConf18 is happening btw! \o/

.@aahoogendoorn is alive and kicking in his
talk about Microservices. #topconf

@allankellynet You were!
@philreither

Nice: The @ZalandoTech guidelines on building
RESTful APIs.
https://github.com/zalando/restful-api-guidelines/blob/master/README.md

Yes, having a pipeline that does checking, testing, deployment automatically is
SO great. Worth the effort. @aahoogendoorn
#topconf

Because: more time to write code.

.@allankellynet talks about hard cash.
#topconf

A book recommendation from @allankellynet
talk: The Principles of Product Development Flow.
https://www.amazon.de/dp/1935401009/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_WU-TybMQ9R6QT
#topconf

Fight #fakenews with code this weekend
@zentrale_ffm!
https://twitter.com/codeforffm/status/836694596608491520

http://zalando.github.io/restful-api-guidelines/hyper-media/Hypermedia.html
and yes, I agree. I've yet to build a fully HYDRA/JSONLD compatible API myself.
https://twitter.com/sbley/status/837241692352806912

.@mmozuras on orchestrating big releases when
you have continuous delivery. #topconf

@Marv2punkt0
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B006A2Q81M/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_y..Tyb2Y8YB5X

@ddprrt are you on location?

#TopConf food is really good this year!

New Skills for Tech Leads #topconf
https://www.pscp.tv/w/a4bDuzFXZ0tnYWVEZFZtRXZ8MWVhS2JQTHBiWXZKWE4Atvjg2XF-aTmKKCRKD4A1OcRvIpVAmhA_6RbinAL6

Leaving Linz 🇦🇹 and #TopConf! Happy and exhausted! #dbl ice22

I'm seeling the domain wemoof.de:
https://sedo.com/search/details/?domain=wemoof.de … if you need it for some
backlink building; that is your chance. #seo #sem

Check out Joy's super awesome summary of my talk: 😍 🙌 #TopConf
https://twitter.com/iamjoyclark/status/837305595522871296

@pdrobushevich well, words, you know. If
you understand why something needs to be done, you will have the discipline to
do it.

@pdrobushevich you also have to distinguish
between extern controls and internal ones. Leads also need to take care of
external ones.

How millions of kids are being shaped by know-it-all voice assistants
http://wapo.st/2lBi6bk?tid=ss_tw

Welcome @mimamurmel to the RheinMain Tech
Cabal: https://blog.coderbyheart.com/rheinmain-tech-cabal/

… auf einer Achterbahn.
https://twitter.com/plattenkind/status/833998603454652416

Die Schwester vom @wmfra in #Linz 🇦🇹:
@plauscherl

This kind of sentiment helps to keep abusive systems in place because it is
based on the idea that humans do everything for money.
https://twitter.com/alipasha/status/837938046381207552

It also establishes the probability that victims and witnesses reportings are
not facts thus questioning their credibility.

Which makes it easy for most to just write it off and stop engaging in changing
the status quo. Don't follow the money, follow humanity.

Perfect example for a simple sounding user story: "As and user I want
notifications." and the actual implementation details.
https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/837735473745289218

Buried Alive: Stories From Inside Solitary Confinement
http://www.gq.com/story/buried-alive-solitary-confinement

How to use your tech to circumvent public officials investigating you:
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/03/technology/uber-greyball-program-evade-authorities.html?referer=

Just found Practical ES6: A Practical Dive into ES6 and Maintainable JavaScript
Modules 🏊

https://github.com/mjavascript/practical-es6/blob/master/readme.md

Will check it out!

Guter Artikel, der belegt, wie stark die Beschäftigungspolitik der GroKo einen
erheblichen Teil der "hart Arbeitenden" in DE ignoriert:
https://twitter.com/VGSDeV/status/838024995846643713

Here is a recording of my talk on new skills required for tech leads in network
organizations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycE_1uwlE-M&t=2m59s
#futureofwork

Wow! It's great to see that @alexluxem took my
advice back then: /status/825401706175401986
https://twitter.com/alexluxem/status/838057519696265216

@alexluxem
@fhinkel 🚀 👍 If you ever get stuck, don't
hesitate to reach out!

Moved @wemoof's homepage to it's final place of
residence: http://wemoof.github.io/www-jekyll/

Some people hate the internet: http://www.afip-hessen.de/ [TW: epilepsy]

There is a solution: use the snooze and define with your team what your
expectations on response time are. #remote
https://ux.useronboard.com/slack-i-m-breaking-up-with-you-54600ace03ea

@alipasha I'd use "enable fair competition" and
monitor for "abuse of power".

@alipasha I took that creative liberty while
having only so much space to express ideas.

@mortzu Hm, how does that help the author with
overwhelm of notifications and attention grabbing?

This one looks interesting: "#ISPYDoc: The 5 Eyes are spying on you. This is the
era of unsurpassed surveillance." http://ispydoc.com/

@FranziskaNaja
@jke http://www.syfy.com/incorporated portraitiert
sehr "schön", wie das ausgehen wird:

Great (actually super great!) article on how to be an ally for underrepresented
people:
https://codeascraft.com/2016/10/19/being-an-effective-ally-to-women-and-non-binary-people/
#Diversity

brutally brilliant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfIH0KDk6M8

Wat?

@johncutlefish I totally agree, SW delivery
focuses on simplicity which might limit creativity of solutions. Do you have
some more material?

@johncutlefish Thanks, the reviews look
amazing. I'll check it out!

This information is relevant to my book purchase decision. NOT.

Hessen ranked last. https://twitter.com/fuphil/status/838646438619938817

@cathibruns … in der auch noch die Hälfte Luft
ist, weil man zum Teig machen keine Schüsseln zu Hause hat.

Der PrototypeFund hat ein paar (deutsche) Tipps für die Bewerbung
zusammengestellt: https://prototypefund.de/2017/02/07/bewerbungstraining/ …
die läuft noch bis zum 31.03.!

@TAKEaCiCi you totally should order some
insanely healthy Burgers to make up for that!

Here is a recording of my talk on new skills required for tech leads in network
organizations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycE_1uwlE-M&t=2m59s
#futureofwork

This year, I'll be there!
https://twitter.com/BjoernSchotte/status/838714790101004289

On immutable state:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6BsiVyC1kM&feature=youtu.be

@alexschnapper AFAIK nein. Am meisten läuft
für mich über das {fradev} Slack.

@alexschnapper Keine Ahnung. einfach
ausprobieren!

I took some notes during #TopConf in our slack channel. I've compiled them for
you in my blog: https://blog.coderbyheart.com/topconf-linz-2017

People, I'm impressed about what's going on in #Linz 🇦🇹
https://twitter.com/DevOneLinz/status/836916625391628289

@Charlotteis start here: https://www.w3.org/WAI/intro/wcag.php

I'm #coworking @crispymtn's cozy office today,
check out how they aim to digitizate the print-on-demand industry:
http://www.keyline-mis.de

Some call it "Meta-Gender-Führungsstil", I'd call it: learn to listen, guys.
https://www.xing.com/news/klartext/viele-manner-lassen-sich-ungern-von-frauen-fuhren-1457?cci=onaac8de11

@ElisaCrockyard https://twitter.com/lauralindal/status/839158131682861056

Super cool move @ADticket!
https://twitter.com/coding_nerd/status/839170121558032389

@airbone42 next up on my reading list: Lean
Mindset http://amzn.to/2lTYEpi Principles of Product Development Flow
http://amzn.to/2miNmi5

Signal reported to be hacked by latest WikiLeaks publication:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/world/europe/wikileaks-cia-hacking.html

WHERE DO I GET THESE?!
https://twitter.com/ashedryden/status/839159793533222912

@airbone42 the first one is already in the
mail, there will be a review soonish.

@dtanzer but Signal is E2E encrypted between
clients, so that would technically not work …

@dtanzer yeah, keyboards … if on both sides that
could bet it.

Syria is a hellhole:
http://www.arte.tv/guide/de/057377-000-A/vermisst-syriens-geheime-kriegswaffe

"CIA Has an “Impressive List” of Ways to Hack Into Your Smartphone, WikiLeaks
Files Indicate"
https://theintercept.com/2017/03/07/cia-has-an-impressive-list-of-ways-to-hack-into-your-smartphone-wikileaks-files-indicate/

"The CIA Didn’t Break Signal or WhatsApp, Despite What You’ve Heard"
https://theintercept.com/2017/03/07/the-cia-didnt-break-signal-or-whatsapp-despite-what-youve-heard/

#Fintech in #Frankfurt is white dudes in suits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7XhnTMp48o

I just learned that http://creativehubfrankfurt.de/en/ exists. #RheinMainRocks

@allankellynet
@philreither we did "Surpringly good for a
panel discussion." (from the feedback) What could you ask more?!

@Ocramius Yes, infrastructure is supported!
https://prototypefund.de/faq/

/ @prototypefund

@Ocramius also check out the current projects,
to get an idea: https://prototypefund.de/projects/

So, feedback for my #TopConf talk seems to favor the first part on network orgs,
which I found boring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycE_1uwlE-M&t=2m59s

Still, not much concrete or helpful feedback on the content.

Yeah, gotta watch this later: 🤘
http://programm.ard.de/TV/Themenschwerpunkte/Musik-und-Kultur/Alle-Kultursendungen/Startseite/?sendung=2872277622283

Cicada 3301 may be the toughest riddle on the planet:
https://youtu.be/svJF_FoSI9o

Use the Lighthouse chrome extension to check your progressive web app:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pwLP9t8gKB3XyNKKz15dUPhWOeuHSqJ01paF9lN_y5g/mobilebasic

If Donald Trump were a woman, he would never have won:
https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/march/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html
#InternationalWomensDay

@raphaelfyi Donald considers himself to be a
man.

On AMP: http://blog.153.io/2017/03/08/you-dont-get-amp/

What happened to yarn? Nobody seems to talk about it anymore.

Btw, we have at least 13 #diversity tickets available for the RheinMain Tech
Cabal: https://blog.coderbyheart.com/rheinmain-tech-cabal/ … ping me!

http://usersnap.com/blog/female-ctos/ has a great list of CTOs to follow:
@suksr @erisds
@Padmasree
@rebeccaparsons
@jaenn @susiewee
@GMFlickinger

Jeg lærer norsk! 🇳🇴

“Running a business with boobs: the things I never say” by
@jessegenet
https://medium.com/fuzzy-sharp/running-a-business-with-boobs-the-things-i-never-say-ac58a48c674#.bhitiq59q

@dtanzer
@nataliewarnert I agree that the gist is:
both sides need to invest into making remote work. But I would never call or a
privilege.

@dtanzer
@nataliewarnert it's a great opportunity
but not for ever organization.

http://joshbersin.com/2017/01/a-new-wave-of-consolidation-in-hr-tools-adp-acquires-standout-ultimate-acquires-kanjoya-atlassian-acquires-trello/
is an interesting overview on the HR tech space.

@ManuelBieh also check out
https://github.com/zalando/restful-api-guidelines

Don't hire for people that are smarter then you but still keep thinking you are
a genius and know everything better.

Some one is collecting hilarious wifi names: 😂
https://twitter.com/urbanautomaton/status/839789732167053312

@travisci It would be awesome to be able to
prublish code coverage per project to have it shown here:
https://travis-ci.org/ResourcefulHumans

@Singsalad is it
@BenoitChiquet ?!

@travisci Well, how about I can call a webhook
from the build to set the coverage value for this specific build, and travis
displays it.

@travisci will do! Thanks!

Webdevelopment:

$ uptime 18:25:40 up 1:14, 4 users, load average: 1.18, 1.11, 1.08

Layout bugs, happen to the best. #webdev

Pirogi gjør deg glad. 🇳🇴

Beauty and Beast. #krankfurt

Working #remote can be beneficiary to society:
https://twitter.com/NomadList/status/840492383884136448

#Offenbach / # Frankfurt: Kaiserlei in 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMLDrrIucPE

If you are biking like me around that area, the passing under the A661 has been
closed:
http://www.offenbach.de/leben-in-of/planen-bauen-wohnen/aktuelle_Projekte_stadtentwicklung/kaiserlei-umbau/blog-kaiserlei-umbau/tunnel-wird-zurueckgebaut.php

This is 24 (!) years in the making:
http://www.offenbach.de/leben-in-of/planen-bauen-wohnen/aktuelle_Projekte_stadtentwicklung/kaiserlei-umbau/blog-kaiserlei-umbau/chronologie-kaiserlei-umbau.php

Very good summary by @sgblank on what
"Accountability" means and a few simple measures to implement it:
https://steveblank.com/2017/03/08/the-no-excuses-culture/

@matthiaspatz Musk thinks so and is working
to make that happen:
https://www.google.de/amp/s/techcrunch.com/2017/02/13/elon-musk-reiterates-the-need-for-brain-computer-interfaces-in-the-age-of-ai/amp/

Good to see that I covered all of this in my talk on network organizations and
how they will affect tech leads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycE_1uwlE-M&t=2m59s
https://twitter.com/johncutlefish/status/840710078785187841

I said this before: companies need to bring R&D back ... and add Trend
Research to the mix. Cécile can help you with that!
https://twitter.com/TAKEaCiCi/status/840848628281405442

Great podcast on how creating a great culture will result in great solutions
with @stefanklumpp from
@mobilejazzcom:
https://www.happymelly.com/optimizing-for-happiness-with-stefan-klumpp/

I'm selling this cinema chair on ebay: http://www.ebay.de/itm/-/201850568342?

Someone was busy spraying this all over #Offenbach yesterday:

No added sugar cookies: 100g flour 100g oats 50g coconut rasps 100g butter 100g
dates (chop!) 1ts baking soda ¼ts natron ¼ts salt vanilla

Roughly 16% sugar total.

@gr2m
@slightlylate Super cool!

@NicoleRauch Yes! I'll try a variant with
coconut oil instead, soon.

@NicoleRauch actually there is on egg in
there. What do you replace that with?

1 Egg is missing in that recipe.

@NicoleRauch Oh, yeah. Ripe banana. That will
could be even better.

It seems Uber is suppressing its workforce wherever possible:
https://thenextweb.com/us/2017/03/13/uber-is-forcing-drivers-in-seattle-to-listen-to-anti-union-propaganda/#.tnw_PBAwe201

Email, fig.

Yeah, Google. Thank you not for having me install Chrome on a contractors
computer, because Hangouts does not work with IE Edge.

@mattsches ne simple App die einen Intent
erzeugt?

@mattsches Nein, den Use-Case hatte ich noch
nicht...

@martinengwicht komm doch mal in der
@zentrale_ffm auf einen Kaffee vorbei!

@martinengwicht zum Thema fablabs mal mit dem
@NerdDream und dem
@jke connecten.

Cool! The @histmus has a customer centricity and
open access initiative! #wmfra
https://twitter.com/wmfra/status/841368510295089152

@zuehlke_group euer Blog wurde Mal wieder
gehackt. Vielleicht mal von WordPress zu Jekyll wechseln? ;-)

@zuehlke_group

Oh, so nice: Introducing Create #ReactNative App
https://facebook.github.io/react-native/blog/2017/03/13/introducing-create-react-native-app.html

@speakersbaseHQ that password reset does
nothing: http://www.speakersbase.com/password/reset

I think they address some important issues, but all of them can me mitigated or
exist in session cookies, too:
https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/03/jwt-json-web-tokens-is-bad-standard-that-everyone-should-avoid

It's great when your colleagues point out that you are truthful and deny to put
up a facade.

How I beat Convway's law? By using bots.

Or actually I use the knowledge about the law to my advantage ;-)

@coding_nerd
@Code_Door
@aevolu when are they?

@coding_nerd I'll check it out next Tuesday!

GitHub formalized its MarkDown variant:
https://githubengineering.com/a-formal-spec-for-github-markdown/

I've just learned that a Norwegian Unvisity is teaching team leadership skills
as part of their curriculum: https://www.ntnu.edu/eit

Unpatched high-severity vulnerability in Microsoft's Edge and IE allows
attackers to execute malicious code:
https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/02/high-severity-vulnerability-in-edgeie-is-third-unpatched-msft-bug-this-month/

@FrauMamonova ;-) For me the value of Circle is what he doesn't describe, but
where your mind fills in the gaps and images where it goes.

@alexschnapper Naja, die "Sprayer mit dem
Hang zu Südfrüchen" ;-)

@UuMacher
@converse_fee please meet the 24 work hacks
book by @findingmarbles:
http://www.sipgateblog.de/24-work-hacks/

Yes, it's true. I'm returning to be a freelance software craftsman soon. DM me
if your team wants to improve. https://coderbyheart.com

@dtanzer Thanks, man! 👊

Epic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvi4JYmRXzI 🎶

@airbone42 Danke, der Herr! 🎩

Awesome episode! @Snowden's anger and frustration
is chilling. https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/842474587136892932

Code is never the end-result. It's cristallized assumptions about the future.
It's always wrong, and you don't know which part.
https://twitter.com/richardadalton/status/841969667564548096

@airbone42 klar, ich bin ja in der Nähe und
komme gerne mal bei euch vorbei.

"When possible, refer all matters to committees": The CIAs timeless tipps for
sabotaging productivity:
https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/simple-sabotage.html

That is so weird and idiomatic … #react I need to find out if this can be done
explicitly. https://twitter.com/dan_abramov/status/838576620235550720

@ErisDS
@JohnONolan would be cool to hear about how
contribution from the community works for
@TryGhost …

@ErisDS
@JohnONolan And thanks for taking the time to
do this, it was fun to listen to you!

@benjamin Thanks Benjamin, this is a huge
compliment! 💪

OMG 😂 https://youtu.be/8O6GPDIzEYY

@jezenthomas thanks, Jezen. Miss seeing you around! ✌

@jezenthomas cool! I hope we can meet up somewhere!

@goethalss genau diese Diskussion. Als ob sich
das homöopathisch lösen ließe.

@goethalss und wenn ich dann sage, "bisher hat
sich kein FRAU darüber beschwert", kommt: "Die sind vielleicht gar nicht da?"

@goethalss Totschlagargumente können Männer
echt gut.

It seems settung up printers on Windows 10 requires the use of network scanning
tool. Good job!

.@YouTube this is not acceptable!
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/03/youtubes-restricted-mode-is-hiding-some-lgbt-content/

@AzumasLair https://twitter.com/leotanczt/status/843410768632713216

@MarkNijhof Hei Mark, I'm going back to
freelancing in May. Remote and Norge sounds super hyggelig! I have React
experience and much more.

@c089 but, but, everything gets better when add
agile!

I did not study CS to trick a browser into believing an element was a different
kind of element, so it is positioned correctly!
https://twitter.com/dtanzer/status/843749204895940608

@dtanzer flexbox.

@dtanzer
@iamjoyclark Don't go there …

@dtanzer Need is relative, btw. Drop everything
that has <3% usage. It's not worth it.

@mseibert was soll die Person denn machen? Im
@bc_rm Team haben wir ja ein paar Expert*innen,
die weiter helfen könnten.

@iamjoyclark
@dtanzer Yes, and if you use
http://v4-alpha.getbootstrap.com/ you will get pretty far without having to
think about design / styling.

I'm constantly struggling with the question what the right place for software
documentation is: @deckard_ai looks like a
great solution.

11 days left to apply for https://prototypefund.de/ … the application is
pretty straight forward!

@goethalss Oh, die sieht ja gut aus. Wo
bestellt ihr?

@techettes_ffm Der Link ist kapput, dieser
geht bei mir:
https://www.facebook.com/TechettesFrankfurt/photos/a.797764173575646.1073741828.797742553577808/1464153223603401/?type=3&theater

Whoever of you got me into #radhub Munich: thanks, what a nice surprise!

@Ravetracer
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/Frankfurt-am-Main-Angular2-Meetup/?

@Ravetracer Wer Spaß haben will, macht React
;-)

@Ravetracer ganz anders. Kann man nicht
vergleichen.

@Ravetracer React is "nur" eine
Rendering-Library, das Paradigma dahinter setzt auf kleine, gut testbare
gekapselte Einheiten ohne State.

#ART meets #lean @dbsystel.

.@klausleopold giving an agile reality check
@dbsystel #agileroundtable

An agile transformation (or any other organizational transformation) that starts
from the top has the most leverage. #agileroundtable

Meeting @dc7590 IRL is worth every awkward
picture! https://twitter.com/dc7590/status/843890495269097478

"Every system for individual performance leads to underperformance." --
@klausleopold #agileroundtable

Here's one that will work: Limit highest salary to twice the lowest. Distribute
yearly profit equally. #futureofwork
/status/843963180607004672

@jschirrmacher 1) Norway has been Naveed
the happiest country on the planet, and has a similar wage model:
http://www.newsinenglish.no/2013/05/29/executive-pay-low-in-norway/

@jschirrmacher 2) is team goal that works
with one KPI: customer satisfaction. Giving everyone the same share reduces
internal competition.

@jschirrmacher I have no proof that this
will work, but it's easy to understand and simple to implement.

@thomasklose
@gazebo_c "nicht nur"

🇳🇴 https://twitter.com/jasonlittle/status/843999897930137600

The registration for #lookseewellington is back up:
https://www.lookseewellington.co.nz/Account/Login.aspx

Some cat proper, though.

Not easy to make it in there! #streetart

@dtanzer
@codePrincess 7/14 mit Raten. Eigentlich 0.
;-)

I hear someone rapping this.
https://twitter.com/SebHeglmeier/status/844097298258968576

That's because they host on bare metal ;-)
https://twitter.com/bitboss/status/844130486314287104

Add Club-Mate and this will become very handy for your next #hackathon: The 2.2L
BPA & DEHP free Dual Bottle by
@dualshaker.

@SebHeglmeier gerade auch weil ich neulich
das hier gesehen habe höre ich Friedeman Weise's Stimme dazu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_qOzZybmbQ

#webdevelopment

@airbone42 Kennste schon den
http://xn--bv-brohund-deb.de/ ?

Enabling your employees to work remotely has benefits beyond flexibility: it
enables #diversity! #remote
https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrealoubier/2017/03/13/how-working-remotely-is-helping-women-close-the-gender-gap-in-tech/#149961e4ea79

@rradczewski so, what amount of traffic are
you expecting? I know a great selfhoster @hostedinspace that let's you pay what
you want.

My most favorite database of all times gets JSON support! 🎉
https://redislabs.com/blog/redis-as-a-json-store/

Sign-up for @thoughtworks webinar on
#diversity in tech here:
https://attendee.gotowebinar.com/rt/9151375296830307331?source=events
https://twitter.com/thoughtworks/status/841215761976778752

That feeling when typing your complicated PGP password has become muscle memory
and your brain can't remember it.

The typical StackOverflow developer in Germany feels underpaid:
https://www.golem.de/news/stack-overflow-entwickler-in-deutschland-fuehlen-sich-unterbezahlt-1703-126874.html

#Offenbach's Hipsterlevel has increased!

#Offenbach Where people punch your tires.

@untergrund_ffm Anzeige ist raus, wir
hatten noch ein anderes Fahrzeug in der Straße mit dem gleichen Vorfall.

@heimathafenWI vielleicht?
https://twitter.com/mattsches/status/845008202018295812

Yes, I run into this quite often.
https://twitter.com/travisci/status/844540619854897152

First episode of Oasis looks really good. Let's hope that the chaplain /
religion thing is just a ruse.

Oh, this one looks nice:
http://www.linux-magazin.de/NEWS/Cebit-Neue-Infinitybooks-von-Tuxedo

@tuxedocomputers gibt es schon irgendwo mehr specs?
/status/845203873518276608

.@betterplacelab is looking for a Tech
Researcher in Berlin:
https://editionf.com/company/betterplace-lab/job/Tech-Forscherbetterplace-lab
<- super cool team and project! #job

@tuxedocomputers welche Konfigurationen gibt es, zu welchem Preis. Insbesondere
bzgl. CPU/RAM/SSD.

Summer Cut. ☀️ Just in time for the three weeks in Barcelona starting tomorrow!

https://github.com/ligi/PassAndroid is a must have for ✈️.

Wow, so many cool #JavaScript meetups and events in #Barcelona!

@tuxedocomputers "Der Einstiegspreis für das Pro 13 liegt bei 1000 Euro (8 GByte
RAM, Core i7, 500 GByte Festplatte)." Ist das die einzige?

@benjamin No, not yet!
@PatrickHeneise I'm all ears for cool JS
projects (freelance, remote), I'm in BCN next 3 weeks!

I love this furniture style: pipes and planks.
http://tiny-houses.de/einfach-betten-selber-bauen-aus-metall/

@tuxedocomputers mit 32 GB kaufe ich den! Danke!

@PatrickHeneise Thanks for the kind offer!
I will definitely swing by! ✌

@eventsofa Kennt ihr schon das Ab+Zu von
@qundg? https://www.qundg.de/ab-und-zu/

@upsource_jb
@c089 that looks like an interesting tool. Need to
run this on our codebase.

Manntage Developer Seemann als Symbol
@AnnaKat_Ze danke für den Hinweis
@heimathafenWI
https://twitter.com/AnnaKat_Ze/status/845576031406866432

@heimathafenWI könnt ihr bitte den Text und
die Bilder anpassen und geschlechtsneutrale Formulierungen verwenden?

@CinemaJS Yes! Already marked in my calendar!

@heimathafenWI Sicher, das Wort Developer
ist englisch, aber in eurem deutschen Text nicht eindeutig geschlechtsneutral.

@heimathafenWI Developer (m/w) wäre es.

@martinengwicht Yes, I'm coping now for 32 years.

In Barcelona @davidpich created a company that
exists to foster the community:
https://sites.google.com/site/togetherwithgdevelopers/spotlight/david-pich
#bcn🇪🇸

🛬 #BCN🇪🇸

@jannisborgers
/status/845577931787288576

Building laws in Spain are quite flexible it seems. #BCN🇪🇸

@vmbrasseur definitely
@hoodiehq and
@wealljs

☀️ #BCN🇪🇸

We have Churros! #bcn🇪🇸 ☀️

@dataduke Thanks! BCN is already super crowded, but the weather is really
awesome right now.

@calibanatspace Thanks, Jochen. We'll have
lots of cool things to check out in the next weeks.

@ElisaCrockyard Danke! Aber Island sieht auch genial aus ;-)

"You can’t ban people without at least sketching the outline of what it is they
did wrong." https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/26/sex-and-gor-and-open-source/amp/

Nice overview @ewolff! I'm adding
@Code_Door!
https://m.heise.de/developer/artikel/Mit-Code-und-Bildung-die-Welt-verbessern-3663044.html

Du tust Gutes mit Code? Dann hilf' mit, diese Liste von
@ewolff zu erweitern:
https://www.heise.de/developer/artikel/Mit-Code-und-Bildung-die-Welt-verbessern-3663044.html
/ Ein PR genügt!

All startups right now be like:
https://twitter.com/ramsi_ferkous/status/846044485264068609

@oehmiche Ohne
@techettes_ffm wäre diese Tech-Welt sehr
viel weniger erträglich!

What's this thing with Spanish garbage collection that they have to wake up the
whole neighborhood in the middle of the night? #bcn🇪🇸

@tine2k G1?

My office for the next two weeks. #bcn🇪🇸

@RidingWolf yeah, I still miss #codefreeze …

Du tust Gutes mit Code? Dann hilf' mit, diese Liste mit Initiativen von
@ewolff zu erweitern:
https://www.heise.de/developer/artikel/Mit-Code-und-Bildung-die-Welt-verbessern-3663044.html

It seems AWS 2FA can't handle daylight savings time properly. Had to "resync" my
device …

Because we deploy via 'make deploy' and it's part of the source, #documentation
about where a project lives, goes in the README.

The Makefile uses environment vars, but the README has production values in it
(e.g. domain name). But that's a small compromise to make.

Alt. would be splitting this information in two places, and that creates more
confusion,IMO. Probability of both changing together is high.

It's now: one master Wiki page as entry point listing everyting, and linking to
individual projects READMEs in GitHub.

(I'm currently documenting "How to deploy and where does it live" per project.)

@scrumthing Thanks! We had a great first day,
yesterday! Let's see how the week goes with work at day and some vacation in the
evening.

The coffee "machine". But, I'm used to that from #camping. #bcn🇪🇸

@amokleben Yes, … but a Flat White isn't
possible with them ;-)

@benjamin we'll, this does not qualify for
hipster coffee. But the coffee is good nevertheless, that's all that matters.

Study of 100+ Companies: The most innovative have between 25% to 57% of their
employees working remotely.
https://www.fastcodesign.com/3069069/ideo-studied-innovation-in-100-companies-heres-what-it-found
#remote

You know where we are going in a few minutes?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7en__AtBA #BCN🇪🇸 🍔

We've been to Burger Heaven! #bcn🇪🇸

Where can I get a refund for my Rundfunkgebühren @ZDF
while I'm not in Germany?

@jurgenappelo I know a company, where the
boss violated every single value they proposed within weeks.

Bought a milk foam thingy, makes a big difference.

@Ravetracer 2,50 € ;-) Und die Vermieterin
hier ist IKEA Fan.

@alexschnapper
@vgf_ffm
@RMVdialog

@benjamin Thanks for the intro! We had a great
chat on @blendedio's rooftop terrace.

Just met @PatrickHeneise who is the one to
know for everything #nodejs in Barcelona! #bcn🇪🇸

Public transport in Barcelona is 99 Cent per Ride (which can be up 1'15").
Frankfurt could learn a bit here! #bcn🇪🇸

@benjamin No, not yet. That one should be remote
;-)

@pfhllnts I made a two line ride just today.

@simschi so how much higher are the lowest wages
in Spain compared to Germany?

Protip: When doing a lot in GitHub wikis, install gollum and run it locally with
a clone of the repo's wiki:
https://help.github.com/articles/adding-and-editing-wiki-pages-locally/

And stop caring about proper git commit logs ...
/status/846823723948802049

.@simschi yes, why? It should be, the savings for
society would outweigh the costs. Having tickets serves as source for analytics,
though.

Spanish house are so tightly packed that they have these small section inside
the building to let in light and out steam / fumes. #bcn🇪🇸

Swedish study has metrics that prove gender quotas are beneficiary to the whole
group:
http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/businessreview/2017/03/13/gender-quotas-and-the-crisis-of-the-mediocre-man/
via @LSEforBusiness

@MaximilienRiehl I'd argue that if you hire with your biases, you will end up
with less competence quite often.

@MaximilienRiehl Yes, absolutely right.

@dtanzer what if your machine breaks? The code in
the branch will be lost! Also, no CI run on your code, etc.

@dtanzer @c089 come
over here to continue this:
https://softwarecraftsmanship.slack.com/messages/C4QHJ688H/

@dtanzer Invite yourself via
http://slack.softwarecraftsmanship.org/

#bcn🇪🇸 has the best backdrops for German craft beer.

Barcelona ist quite small, its size quite similar to Frankfurt, but more than
twice the people! #bcn🇪🇸

@c089 did he read your tweets this morning?
https://twitter.com/flowchainsensei/status/847132908733157377

@patggs @futuresandwich wow, that sounds
interesting. I consider applying, @gr2m told me cool
stuff about you!

@gr2m Awww! Remote-Hug! 🤗

Sounds like a hipster place to be.
https://twitter.com/codePrincess/status/847176283763171329

@plaugg that's where I took the photos. Really
nice and not so crowded like the rest of the city.

@plaugg yeah, we'll go there too. I think you are
talking about Tibidabo

https://goo.gl/maps/ijJ8jfSBrH72

AlterConf Berlin (May 13th) is looking for speakers (paid!) from marginalized
people in tech … apply here: https://alterconf.com/speak

@speakersbaseHQ could you remove my
profile http://www.speakersbase.com/coderbyheart as long as I am not able to
access it? Thanks.

@speakersbaseHQ Yeah, works, thanks!

@speakersbaseHQ It seems your recent
update broke something. I can write status updates …

@dc7590 Ohh, no! Hope everybody is ok?!

@xingevents*gmbh Wenn ich nur ASCII im Firmenname verwende, gehts …

Just bought my ticket for the
@_developercamp! See you there …

@dc7590 yes! You can get a new one today. a new
you: impossible! 🦄

On my way to #CinemaJS #BCN 🇪🇸 ☀️

Public transport information is on Google in #BCN🇪🇸. Super helpful!

I smell popcorn! #cinemajs #bcn🇪🇸

Lets hope #cinemajs has HQ content for that big screen. #bcn🇪🇸

Best company intro video I've seen in a long time:
https://www.marfeel.com/careers 👏 @marfeel
#cinemajs

Now @posva talking about #vuejs at #cinemajs #bcn🇪🇸

Functional components in #vuejs are the bind once of #angular. #cinemajs

@c089 @Citymapper
Nice, I'll check it out!

Cool hack: append the HTML state of a UI component to each test result to
inspect it later. #tdd #mocha #cinemajs

@martinengwicht We don't have that in Frankfurt ... So it's great to experience
that.

.@dkhan shows off how AI might help you with
figuring out complex problems in distributed systems. Or how it fails to.
#cinemajs

https://wit.ai/ is free natural language processing for your apps. #cinemajs

I have to check out @dkhan's course on enterprise
Node.js apps:
https://www.lynda.com/Node-js-tutorials/Architecting-Enterprise-Scale-Node-js-Applications/569191-2.html
... I've been doing this for a while now.

Good overview of the serverless basics by
@deniffel. #cinemajs

This happens every month in #BCN🇪🇸. #JavaScript is really big here. (Compared to
#FRA🇩🇪)

Next up: the #hackathon of your Müllabfuhr. m(
https://twitter.com/hackinstitute/status/846064532908859393

.@paulca and
@substack are on the next #CinemaJS

@mattsches Vielleicht haben die Stadtwerke
@offenbach oder die @FESfrankfurt ja Lust?!

@Ookami86 Managing snowflakes, Hard things about the Hard things, High Output
Management

@patggs @futuresandwich
@gr2m Thanks you! I'll send you folks and email with
some more info about me and then I'd love to learn more.

You don't need a city guide for #bcn🇪🇸 when you can have
@TAKEaCiCi! Sending ☀️ and Churros to
Amsterdam!

Today is Quit Your Crappy Job Day! Find out if your job is crappy here:
http://www.internationalquityourcrappyjobday.com/test-yourself-is-it-time-to-quit/
#futureofwork

@mattes Smell a 🌼?

@motor3d Congrats!

I forgot that this was in my Buffer timeline. But I followed that advice ;-)
/status/847705214895366144

Chrome plans to change behavior of alert() et.al.:
https://developers.google.com/web/updates/2017/03/dialogs-policy

@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer not if you use chai expect:
http://chaijs.com/guide/styles/

@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer Why is this a problem? expect(true) does
not modify "true".

@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer Ah, I see: "So, guess what happens when
someone mistypes or mis-remembers a matcher?" I use expect(true).to.equal(true)

@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer The way I use expect, it always ends
with a function call. That will fail on typo.

@NicoleRauch
@dtanzer Yes, I agree!

@alipasha You use, you own it.

@alipasha I meant: a version number is just a
"label", not a contract, or anything else.

@alipasha Well, that is a promise, but
developers can screw this up.

Actually more important than the technology (REST, RPC, GraphQL, SOAP, ...),
which should be abstracted behind a client library anyways.
https://twitter.com/adibolb/status/847908878721454082

Legion is so awesome. Great set design, music, storyline. Love it!