December 2016

Buttery video playback. Nice! (Hardware acceleration enabled). #xps13

Fixed the tilt. #xps13

How We’ve Built a #Remote Company Culture to Be Grateful For
https://www.groovehq.com/blog/a-remote-culture-to-be-grateful-for / rebuild
the water-cooler and hire for remote skill

4k YouTube Videos are beautiful on that screen. #xps13

WiFi speed is ~10MB/s, that's also great! #xps13

@benjamin
@zentrale_ffm

The laptop is named vigilant, btw. Because this is my computer naming scheme:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Matrix_series #xps13

Comparing #x230 to #xps13

Oh, the tiny charger is also nice! #xps13

@Velocet nein. Aber das #xps13 hat zwei normale
USB Ports, also genug um noch ein Handy zu laden.

Runtime remaining 2:40 on a full charge, let's see … #xps13

It's rated 45W. #xps13 @pfhllnts

More than half of the 36M affected by #Aids have access to medication. 85% of
them will die. #WorldAIDSDay
https://twitter.com/OxfamCanterbury/status/804286621583605760

.@qutic Yes, Arch. #xps13

Read this, if you order food via @foodora_hq
or @Deliveroo:
http://www.bento.de/future/foodora-und-deliveroo-so-geht-es-bei-den-lieferdiensten-wirklich-zu-1032984/

.@qutic I don't know, never worked on the Retina
MBPs. #xps13

After hibernation, system does not come back to live. #xps13

@Ocramius no. Arch.

Damn. Too many of my comments, start this way.

Great! You can now mark #Trello cards as "done":
http://blog.trello.com/mark-a-trello-card-as-done

@NicoleRauch 😢

Now @zentrale_ffm:
@FranziskaNaja talking about her Heavy
Metal job, hosted by @techettes_ffm.

"Will machines replace our jobs?"
@FranziskaNaja is at the front line of the
next industrial revolution.

Learn how to operate "real" machines: http://www.hubertklinkner.de/palmill/
#techettes

Right. Because I want my logger to tell me jokes. Or decide to change my
production code. https://twitter.com/dtanzer/status/804436281870716929

Changing from Hibernation to Suspend, makes it wake-up again properly. #xps13

Unfortunately you can switch the Left Ctrl with left FN key:
http://en.community.dell.com/techcenter/os-applications/f/4613/t/19678658
#xps13

@dtanzer that would assume that you can safely
correlate bugs in production with source code deploys.

@dtanzer but what if your login fails, because
the HDD is full? Or a connected service has a timeout?

@dtanzer those are typical problems, that a
rollback would not fix.

#Angular2 is terrible: http://meebleforp.com
https://meebleforp.com/blog/36/angular-2-is-terrible

I'm really impressed with the speed AWS is innovating. It pays off to have a
large customer base and really listening to them.

Great article on animations focusing on icons. Although it's android specific,
it applies to SVGs as well.
http://www.androiddesignpatterns.com/2016/11/introduction-to-icon-animation-techniques.html

@rubstrauber

🙌 https://twitter.com/EditionF_com/status/804668943927365633

@Ravetracer "Ich habe gekündigt."?

I've used ES7 decorators today. Feels dirty. But I thinks that's supposed to be
via #JavaScript.

The great thing is, they are easy to understand, though.
/status/804751295357849601

@Ravetracer ja, verstehe schon. Ausreden sind
immer doof. Nur den echten Grund verstehen die meisten auch nicht richtig ;-(

@Ravetracer Alternative: die Partnerin hat da
auch eine Feier und man muss die Kinder hüten.

@Ravetracer aber eigentlich kann es einem egal
sein, was andere denken. Die Ignoranten sind unwichtig. Und Freunde verstehen
das.

Frosty!

#xps13 compared to #surface4

It can't open too 180+ degrees, not really needed, but that requires more
caution when handling it. #xps13

Roast in progress. You know, for the "Röstaromen".

I'll be at #msts16 in Darmstadt today and speak about code:
https://www.microsoft.com/germany/technical-summit/speaker-2016.aspx#markus-tacker

Arrived at #msts16

Cool Idea! Customize your nametag at #msts2016

#msts16 #communityrocks #rheinmainrocks

#msts2016 wifi: 👍

@N0_M3 shh, here are the slides:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1qgluNt7gsR9ulgaJl4YP5SFIuRJydMWKGVgTBXH6mj4/edit?usp=sharing

@N0_M3 I'd say, the most important goal to achieve
is: customer value.

@w3ltraumpirat
@Singsalad Damn, we stopped watching SG because
it's so boring.

Oh, the @rmrocksco bot is off again because it
hit the monthly zapier limit. Are you missing it?

Looking forward to the diversity round-table later, because I see 95% white
dudes. #msts2016

Microsoft knows it, too. Creating a great culture is important for success.
#msts2016

"Opening up Microsoft took eight years." #msts2016

Nice! Ramp-up.me provides in-depth information and concrete tips for conference
organizers to be more accessible. http://ramp-up.me/en/

Judith from @SOZIALHELDEN talks about
inclusivity at #msts2016

@w3ltraumpirat so it gets better?

Very cool. I'm sitting in a room full of white dudes and the keynote is about
#Diversity! #msts2016

https://diversitytickets.org/ lists events that explicitly are open for a more
diverse audience! 👏 #msts2016

"Upfront communication is key, inform about location details, so I can prepare
how to reach your event." -- @Jusmyk #msts2016

"Being barrierefrei, as defined by law, is impossible to achieve. But events
should aim for being accessible (barrierearm)." #msts2016

Next year well see live transcription of talks done by Cortana. #msts2016

Now @timothep talking about Unicorn Developers.
#msts2016

"The more I learn, the more I know what I don't know."
@timothep about being a developer.

@pfhllnts Yeah, they were printed probably a
while back.

.@timothep's three values for great developers:
#create, #care & #criticize. 👌 #msts2016

First presentation duty for the #xps13 ... Setup was flawless.

So, here are my slides from my #msts2016 talk:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1qgluNt7gsR9ulgaJl4YP5SFIuRJydMWKGVgTBXH6mj4/edit

It scared off half the room, maybe too much opinions for some to handle. But
good discussion, afterwards. #msts2016

What counts today is the ability to iterate on your product, don't let your
ill-guided love to "your" code limit that! #msts2016

I had the chance to flip through the 24 work hacks book by
@findingmarbles. It's beautiful! Check it
out: http://www.sipgateblog.de/24-work-hacks/ #msts2016

.@Jusmyk from
@leidmedien now hosts a round-table discussion
on #diversity.

Learned something new at #msts2016: there is a "light language":
http://www.leichtesprache.org/index.php/startseite/leichte-sprache/das-ist-leichte-sprache

Ask for special needs in your events registration form. So you can prepare
what's really needed. #msts2016

.@codepo8 talking about openess at Microsoft.

He's killing IE! #msts2016
/status/805816763799764992

VisualStudio Code uses technology by Microsoft, Google and Facebook. That's
openness. #msts2016

To be open means to engage with communities, not just making code available.
#msts2016

Openness reduces the onboarding cost for new hires. If they already use your
technology, they can start working immediately. #msts2016

There is money in being free. Because you invest in the people maintaining your
product. #msts2016

Ask for the social change in your job interviews! You (as developers) have the
power to force companies to change! #Diversity

@Marv2punkt0 and Dachboden hat Mal wieder
keiner gedacht...

Openness can't be reversed. #msts2016

Now @mathiasverraes talking about being
explicit at #sarchffm in the new @TeamVaamo offices.

Now @mathiasverraes talking about being
explicit at #sarchffm in the new @TeamVaamo offices.

Model the things that hurt you, even politics. #sarchffm

I've created the npm package validate-commit-email, which lets you validate the
email of the current committer:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/validate-commit-email

How to make your apps more human is packed. Seems a lot to do in that field!
#msts2016

All service that are available via a REST API are listed on
https://www.microsoft.com/cognitive-services #msts2016

Real world #Hololens experiences is fully packed. Time to market for a fair expo
project was 4 weeks. #msts2016

3D modeling is way to complex to be done by developers. Specialists are needed.
#msts2016

Great insights on usability of AR apps built with Hololens. #msts2016

Not Daft Punk. #msts2016

An Ode to Linux Desktop Users Everywhere
https://levlaz.org/an-ode-to-linux-desktop-users-everywhere/ via
@levlaz

@zuehlke_group Spam bei euch
http://blog.zuehlke.com/schreiben-sie-eine-begrenzte-tutorial-zum-essay-2/

I'm assigning a reserved IP address for my fathers lathe. #iot

Works!

@c089 needs more ääää!

#XING recruiter searching like a pro! "Zielfirmen!!!"

Docker in Production: A History of Failure
https://thehftguy.com/2016/11/01/docker-in-production-an-history-of-failure/

I like how the article lays out the way to mastery: never be contend with the
status quo. https://twitter.com/benjamin/status/806273434846195712

Kudos #msts2016 for offering #Diversity tickets:
https://www.microsoft.com/germany/technical-summit/diversity-tickets.aspx

The glass touchpad is super nice, but the black color let's you see smudges
easily. #xps13

It's fascinating to see that there are 1600+ attendees at a paid (€450) vendor
event all week during regular work time.

But independent usergroups whose primary purpose is not enabling sales and
lobbying for a specific vendor are never during work-time.

It seems that absence from the primary workplace requires a significant
financial investment from the employer to mark it as acceptable.

Which is absurd if you think about it. But so many organizational processes are
…

@AndyScherzinger always!

"Why isn't my computer intelligent?" Background on AI in this session. #msts2016

"Acronyms are no longer hip." #msts2016

AI / ML is simple math. And a lot of computation cycles. Training your NL with
the right data is actually the hard problem. #msts2016

Why talking to my computer still sucks. #msts2016

https://Cris.ai let's you train a speech recognition service with just a few
clicks + samples. Result is a REST endpoint. #msts2016

Lunchtime, where you have enough time to enjoy a great lunch, because the wifi
is down. #msts2016

Just a few days left until we launch #leadersincars! Join us for the world
premiere in Frankfurt on Monday 12/12:
https://ti.to/resourceful-humans/leaders-in-cars-world-premiere-frankfurt

.@christianweyer talks progressive web
apps (pwa). #msts2016

"Wenn ich eine multi-Platform & multi-Service Software-Strategie habe, sind
'Apps' nur noch ein Abfallprodukt davon." #msts2016

"Der neue IE6 ( … Safari … ) unterstützt PWAs vorerst nicht." #msts2016

https://github.com/GoogleChrome/sw-precache is a helper to generate a
service-workers based asset cache for your webapp. #msts2016

Nice live demo of what works and what doesn't with PWAs. #msts2016

Hint: http://caniuse.com/#feat=serviceworkers #pwa #msts2016

Web technologies can power apps for all platforms from a single code base today.
#msts2016

.@dkundel from @twilio about hybrid apps.
#msts2016

@Jan0707 no, just grease sticking to the sanded
glass. Can be removed with simple soap or alcohol.

tl;dr> "electron ftw!" #msts2016
/status/806506589234597888

Now that's an awesome real-time collaborative whiteboard from
@IbvSolutions: CollaBoard. Unfortunately the
hardware price tag is hefty.

Now in the talk by @sethjuarez about Machine
Learning for developers. #msts2016

"Three weeks of grad school squeezed in 45 minutes." #msts2016

😂 "It's just a button, that launches the rocket into space. You just have to
code the button! -- every sales guy"

https://gallery.cortanaintelligence.com lists a lot of directly to use
examples of machine learning problems. #msts2016

@scrumthing Happy to see you, soon!
#leadersincars

@Paratron 404:
https://www.insite-feedback.com/page/home (nach Klick auf Doku auf
https://www.insite-feedback.com//de/)

@Paratron eigentlich wollte ich nachschauen, ob
InsiteFeedback auch direkt GitHub issues anlegen kann …

@timothep oh, das freut mich! Es gibt eine
Aufzeichnung vom ersten Mal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tzrc9mh37U

@timothep Ich denke, wir haben viele
Gemeinsamkeiten drin. Du hast mit deinem super Talk sehr viel schon erwähnt.

@DJCordhose Ja, würde ich auch nicht
unterschreiben. Aber Talks sind halt manchmal etwas spitz formuliert.

Introduction to #AI/#ML by Facebook:
https://code.facebook.com/posts/384869298519962/artificial-intelligence-revealed/

"It's training!" is the new "It's compiling!" #MachineLearning
http://xkcd.com/303/

@c089 Do you have a working example of creating test
coverage with istanbul + mocha and ES6 code? I no longer get coverage!

@lo1tuma @c089
Thanks, will check it out.

@c089 what do you use for ES6 code coverage?

@Paratron Oh, schade. Aber ich habe ja auch nie
Geld dafür bezahlt ...

@w3ltraumpirat Thx. Probiere ich morgen mal
aus.

@w3ltraumpirat --use_strict is no longer
supported officially: https://nodejs.org/dist/latest-v7.x/docs/api/cli.html

New strange behavior: The touchpad gets stuck in scrolling mode … Happened now
the second time. #xps13

Removed xf86-input-synaptics and installed xf86-input-libinput. #xps13

The new WiFi service actually works! \o/
@DB_Bahn!

@c089 @lo1tuma
@w3ltraumpirat I got it working with nyc:
https://gist.github.com/coderbyheart/2b947fd09d93b58356ebeb009df233cb

@w3ltraumpirat What node version are you
on?

@w3ltraumpirat Hm, actually I think it
would make sense to run the coverage without babel.

@w3ltraumpirat On CI just tests with babel
(no coverage), so it catches bugs and can be tested on older node versions.

@w3ltraumpirat so you are not using
modules, but require? https://bugs.chromium.org/p/v8/issues/detail?id=1569

@w3ltraumpirat Yeah, I don't wanna miss
those, so babel it is, for me.

Such a Beauty!

babel-preset-env lets you target specific environments and reduces the code that
needs to be transpiled:
https://github.com/babel/babel-preset-env/blob/master/README.md #javascript

Starting to sign off emails with seasonal greetings. 2016 is already over?!

@DieterWeiner Was ist denn das?

@DieterWeiner Ah, verstehe.

@DieterWeiner Quasi ein Social Impact Camp.

TOS for America. #wtf🇺🇸

@c089 I use inotify, works IDE-independent:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/workspace/blob/master/inotifyrun.sh

Berlin Wall Art

@CaroSilbernagl
@dotHIV @RH_Way And
the best thing: we can look back at something great; which changed us and what
we do today.

@TAKEaCiCi tell your organizer to get one or
two Glühwein!

@jke @Medium no, but
basically what my selection was. For me small form factor is even more
important, and I only heard bad things about

@jke the latest Lenovo and their support, that's why
I went for the #xps13.

And then you just want to be a nice guest and update the firmware ... There goes
your morning. #htcvive https://twitter.com/RH_Way/status/807201611722399753

.@RH_Way team x-mas party in style.

Booting with headphones plugged in = no sound. Remove and plug-in again = sound.
#xps13

Just noticed: the touchpad has a roughly 0.5mm slant from left to right. The
left edge reaches above the hand rest level. #xps13

@benjamin so ein Rotz. Kommt bei uns auf die
Blacklist.

@hallo_frankfurt Links unten, das wird
super!

The days of Crytek in Frankfurt may be counted:
http://www.kitguru.net/gaming/matthew-wilson/source-crytek-is-sinking-wages-are-unpaid-talent-leaving-on-a-daily-basis/

@benjamin Nice. You appreciate the left, if you
start at the right.

Uhm, wat? #xps13 refuses to start. Disconnecting it from the docking station
helps.

OMG! https://twitter.com/valross2/status/807938333053775872

This is still a great article about making compromises in software development
explicit: https://codurance.com/2015/06/17/inflection-point/

Expecting some Glühwein, but Fox says No!

I think I need a signature sweatshirt, too. How about "HACK"? 🏢

.@AnnaMelitta Sure, why not?!

Don't forget: tonight is #leadersincars world premiere in Frankfurt with Pizza
and Drinks!
https://ti.to/resourceful-humans/leaders-in-cars-world-premiere-frankfurt

@TAKEaCiCi some day you should meet
@betterplacelab, their trend radar is
awesome: http://www.trendradar.org/ - the future is social!

@TAKEaCiCi The print version is availabel at:
http://www.trendradar.org/de/print-magazin/

@TAKEaCiCi
@betterplacelab Oh, cool.
@CaroSilbernagl don't miss this
opportunity!

@TAKEaCiCi Haha! I think it is totally socially
acceptable to pay our attention this way
@heimathafenWI!

Absolutely. I'm super happy with my €250 Moto G4 plus:
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B01FLZC9Y8/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_WMPtyb1FWC11N
https://twitter.com/alexschnapper/status/808288787847647232

So, I've been working on the device taking notes on a workshop all day, after
<5hrs I'm out of battery. So no way near 12hrs. #xps13

It's not "the females". It's the women. #Diversity

@pfhllnts powertop no installed.

@pfhllnts will install those, and see if it
changes.

@dtanzer yeah. Not really and issue. Usually
there is a power socket around.

Pretty powerful experience today, enabling a company to understand that
#Diversity is actually worth achieving.

Because everybody has a concrete example where their peers and coworkers will
benefit and have suffered in the past for the lack of.

We made them define 3 measures to implement within the next 90 days and all did
come up with at least 2.

The outcome of this workshop will affect hundreds of employees, new hires, and
also their customers.

Very proud of @RH_Way that we are providing the
right, and needed, nudges.

@Jan0707 No. That would be no fun, just for some
time longer maybe.

I didn't know you could do this!
https://twitter.com/TAKEaCiCi/status/808336814616576000

@TAKEaCiCi you won't look like a hobbit! 😂

@ulope but it has this weird UNIX on it...

@TAKEaCiCi I think you can even go shorter...

@gr2m Hm, example? We use that combo.

@SamirTalwar one hears good things about
http://zeromq.org/

@SamirTalwar would be my first, too. I'm not
there, and did queuing in the past with simpler solutions.

@SamirTalwar AWS SQS has the features you
need, too.

Check out the first episode of #leadersincars with the former Nuclear Submarine
Captain, who turned his ship around: https://youtu.be/d7__c-r7Obc

@Charlotteis yes, but I find it hard to find a good fit. Browser-, or
server-side? With babel, TDD? JavaScript is sooo multi-faceted.

@Charlotteis if you look at this:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/meownica-web-fonts-loader/blob/master/index.js
... Just a few lines of code but a ton of stuff around it ...

The new @SlackHQ video calling is:

How to test your ES6 browser library with mocha and phantomjs:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/meownica-web-fonts-loader/commit/1c4711668af6cd7daa1374c81427fa8161beaedf#diff-c1129c8b045390789fa8ff62f2c6b4a9
#javascript

No joke: https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/808933588402139136

Doesn't work in all of our team members browsers, though. Falling back to Google
Hangouts.

Prepping yummy stuff for tonight's x-mas party
@zentrale_ffm!

Hey #remote teams: the Logitech C920 HD Pro Webcam is on sale today, great cam
for €55. http://amzn.to/2hqXqmU

Because the camera position is so awkward, I've ordered an external one for my
home setup. #xps13 /status/809672242217029634

@alastairs I had that exact same comment in our
weekly today … ;-(

This is awesome: Android now can spell check multiple languages at once without
needing to switch keyboards!

Long Sunday ahead: On my way to the #wtf🇺🇸 ... 3° in Frankfurt.

@benjamin Thanks! I'm looking forward to 28° and
some beach time. For 21 hours travel time that's the least...

Shorts are on. #wtf🇺🇸

Boarding in Lisbon: everybody queued in front of gate for extra check of
passport. #wtf🇺🇸

@fdeberle
@benjamin Yes, 🇺🇸 is pure business, nothing
attractive for me there besides Florida's Orange Juice.

@fdeberle 🇫🇮 is perfect: snow, lonely, sauna,
and just a 3 hour flight.

Also extra search of some hand luggage in front of the gate. #wtf🇺🇸

Goodbye sunny LIS. #wtf🇺🇸

I've got x-ed! #wtf🇺🇸

Arrived at MIA. X-mas time at 28°. #wtf🇺🇸

@gr2m I put it there. Manually, just for the lolz.

@gr2m Yeah, I figured... Nobody was using it there,
so I stopped using it, too.

Arrived. In a house next to an alligator. #wtf🇺🇸

Breakfast. #wtfusa🇺🇸 I'll never understand why one would "flavour" coffee
(vanilla). Good coffee has enough flavours. Don't mess with that!

Orange juice with stevia: 👎 #wtf🇺🇸

The #prototypefund finalists are here: https://prototypefund.de/projects/ The
variety is really cool! From @speakerinnen
to the very techy #dhcpcanon.

.@GoogleDE has the same problem: Holocaust
Denial as the first result.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/17/holocaust-deniers-google-search-top-spot

@tmobilehelp I linked my http://my.t-mobile.com account to my phone, but I
don't see the balance there that was previously added via phone.

HT to the nice people of @TMobile … helping me
instantly and super friendly to stay connected during my stay in the 🇺🇸! A+
customer service!

Nice! A great gift from @ldavidmarquet:
these @TervisTumbler's are made locally in
Venice.

@TAKEaCiCi yes, I am in Florida! Country of
Orange Juice and Palm trees with Christmas Decorations...

@TAKEaCiCi yesterday I stood on the shore of
the Golf of Mexico. That was pretty awesome, to hear and see the sea.

@TAKEaCiCi one of the perks of working for
@RH_Way ;-)

Nice nature just outside our office. #wtf🇺🇸

@TAKEaCiCi As soon as we
@RH_Way need one, you are my first call. But
currently we are not working in the trend space.

@TAKEaCiCi
@RH_Way we are merely helping organizations to be
ready for their own.

@TAKEaCiCi That would be a total waste!

Guess the person to car ratio for this meeting ... #wtf🇺🇸

That one rolls up your toenails (as we put it in German). #wtf🇺🇸

OH: "… or we can just boil the ocean."

Okay, THAT is awesome. #wtf🇺🇸

Milk 2.0 Also check the pricetag. $2.5/liter milk. Somehow here they manage to
get paid for milk what in Germany isn't possible. #wtf🇺🇸

Of course, drive-thru ATM. #wtf🇺🇸

Rescued that little fella. #wtf🇺🇸

Nice, this team uses this squirrel to throw at people during meetings who are
drifting off.

Lunchtime. #wtf🇺🇸

Inspired by that scene: "SQUIRREL!!!"

@RheinMainJS
@mattsches I can offer this talk:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1TSnZOaey_5J48d5tAKci8YjOtWkR3D6C2NG6_XKseZU/edit

Checking out the classics:

So much nice details on those old cars ...

Beta testing a new card game: boss responds to worker.

1,9l #wtf🇺🇸

Hiring for cultural fit can be a problem, it converges to a team that favors
personalities of a certain type, hindering Diversity.
https://twitter.com/patkua/status/811489162171940865

.@jmwind explains that #agile is a mindset, not a
process and what it takes to build a great team of software devs:
https://pbell.wistia.com/medias/a44b80zoyi

Facebook has a curriculum on unconscious bias: https://managingbias.fb.com/ …
because they are aware how much this effects our every decisions.

.@Lynoure Yes, because diversity of mindsets is
important, too!

So, yesterday I got a workshop on the beach about
@musicallyapp by two pros.

Dolphins! #wtf🇺🇸

There is the Alligator chilling! #wtf🇺🇸

Sometimes the customer is not right but just an asshole. @delta how many of your
employees speak arabic? You kick them off your planes, too?
https://twitter.com/SlimmySlim94/status/811541752658198528

Dinner: Steak. #wtf🇺🇸

Camping in the #wtf🇺🇸

Selfie with PC seasonal decorations and palm. #wtf🇺🇸

Big change to #bootstrap4 makes flexbox the default layout method, drops IE9
support: https://github.com/twbs/bootstrap/pull/21389

Arrived at MIA for the flight back. Shoes off for a comfy check. #wtf🇺🇸

Arrived in Oslo. 🇳🇴 This airport looks like an IKEA catalogue.

Totally IKEA!

@mknittig Yes, totally, already experienced it.
But today I'm only stopping over.

@jke ist eigentlich gängige Praxis. Erst wenn man
intern Know-How aufgebaut hat, kann man mit Partnern auf Augenhöhe verhandeln.

https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/staRHs-models/commit/3aef8adec85a8101e1274c8cd8516e6451591007
This code was made in 🇳🇴.

On the last leg from the #wtf🇺🇸 trip where we met a team of former US Navy
Submarine officers to talk about a partnership.

This concludes the maybe craziest year I had, yet. Becoming part of
@RH_Way definitely took my career to a whole new
level. /status/812202129083531264

Working as an organizational hacker full-time, helping companies to be better
for their employees + build better products is so rewarding.

Goodbye 🇳🇴 :-(

@Ravetracer von oben ist das eigentlich ganz
schick.

Back in FRA. 🤗

@jke schwierig jetzt zu sagen, ob das am Ende
tatsächlich ein teures Unterfangen gewesen ist.

@Lynoure Yes, solid woods, stainless steel and
leathers.

In Canada 50MB/s for your internet access is seen as "basic" service, like a
landline telephone connection. http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.3906664

https://riot.im is decentralized and uses the same crypto as signal. Seems
like a good choice for a multi-platform messenger.

"For the Kids-Meet-Santa-Booth, let's add sexy elfes and Latin-American music."
"Sure!" #wtf🇺🇸

😂

I'm @coderbyheart:http://matrix.org, you
can join the public room I've created at
https://riot.im/app/#/room/#coderbyheart:matrix.org

@Lynoure Well,
@RH_Way we are a contribution based, liquid,
network organization. That means we are always open for proposals.

@Lynoure Start the discussion by describing what
you would like to contribute and what you expect in return. You can reach us via
mail, DM.

This looks interesting for our use case: GUN is a realtime, distributed,
offline-first, graph database engine. https://github.com/amark/gun

@jezenthomas Yup, just started to check out https://riot.im

https://www.google.de/amp/www.stadtkindfrankfurt.de/rewe-city-crime-boys/amp/?client=ms-android-motorola
... Und bei mir klebt der Sticker.
@stadtkindFFM

The best developers I know help others to become the best developers they know.

We made a monster for our nephew:

Nerds never change ;-) via
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Personal_Computer

@TAKEaCiCi this might be relevant to your
interest: http://www.arconic.com/thefuture/

@kreitschie Gruß, ^MT

http://m.manager-magazin.de/unternehmen/artikel/a-1125927.html / #Island as a
role model for gender diversity!

Crytek to move headquarters from Frankfurt to Istanbul after $500M investment by
Turkish gov. #rhreinmainrocks
https://www.google.com/amp/hardavenue.com/crytek-receive-500m-turkey-investment/amp/

@PreusslerBerlin interessant in welchem
Sinne?

@PreusslerBerlin Crytek stand ja kurz vor
der Pleite. Insofern ist das Geld sicherlich ein Zukunftsargument. Und zwar ein
großes.

@PreusslerBerlin das gibt ein paar Jahre
Luft um sich zu reorganisieren und neue, tragfähige Produkte zu entwickeln.

@PreusslerBerlin Wirtschaftlich
nachvollziehbar.

@PreusslerBerlin offensichtlich Sprit die
türkische Politik der letzten Zeit keine Rolle bei dieser Entscheidung.

.@debbiemadden200 on the importance of
great team communication and her 5 top tips to improve it:
https://pbell.wistia.com/medias/ufj8thiobq 👌

@ehrenb3rg right, no evidence to confirm that,
yet. But mark my words.

Seems the translation is not clear, some speak of Crytek investing $500M in
Turkey. That sounds absurd.
/status/813451008013725696

@coderbyheart
https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.de&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://donanimgunlugu.com/basbakan-crytek-turkiyeye-500-milyon-dolar-yatirim-ongoruyor/&usg=ALkJrhiZztGdNDRbF4J2iy0lBHZiq7L7jA

@findingmarbles
https://rework.withgoogle.com/blog/data-from-the-lunchroom-could-inform-the-boardroom/

The intent-based leadership manifesto by David Marquet:

Non-monetary compensation I get working for
@RH_Way.

@findingmarbles tl;dr> if your lunch
group is large: better networks. So giving ppl opportunity to sit together in
bigger groups = profit.

@coderbyheart blog post coming up …

Thinking about returning to facebook to fight all the fake news and illiterate
"opinions" in my network.

I recently read that you can't influence others by staying silent (e.g. by your
absence from where opinions are made).
/status/813700668980658176

Book review: Turn Your Ship Around! The workbook to implement intent-based
leadership in your organization.
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/turn-your-ship-around

https://youtu.be/H0VW6sg50Pk Oh, I love the cinematography on this one.

"BaFin did a horrible job granting N26 a banking license."
http://streaming.media.ccc.de/33c3/relive/7969 #33c3

I make €101,750 in non-monetary compensation a year
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/I-make-euro-101750-in-non-monetary-compensation-a-year

New snow boots for @codefreeze_fi arrived.
🌨❄

@jayeff thanks and fixed, will be updated in a few
minutes. Here is the correct link:
https://www.roberthalf.de/sites/roberthalf.de/files/pdf/noindex/gehaltsuebersicht-deutschland-2017-roberthalf.pdf

When our dictator turns up you can depend on it that he will stand for
everything traditionally American. http://po.st/Cp7TzX via @po_st

"Die Digitalisierungsstrategie der Deutschen Bahn"
http://www.cowo.de/a/3260612

Her: "Why are you making all theses noises?" Me: "They are inside of me, and
have to get out!"

@airbone42 ^^
https://twitter.com/rootkohl/status/814074068949409793

@airbone42 Ich glaube nicht, dass mein
Finanzbeamter Blogs liest …

@rootkohl well, I've tried to add a price tag to "awesome team", too. That might
actually be a binary property, because I would not keep

@rootkohl working with a horrible team. But having an awesome team definitely
reduces the need for "monetary pain compensation".

Nice, look at the @RH_Way asshole free zone
stickers!

@thadeuszlay You can order them here:
https://www.stickermule.com/artworks/884620/shared - or send me your postal
address and I'll send you one.

What is your take on the state of enterprise software from a user perspective? I
think the "appification" is full on.

Where maybe 10 years back, users would invest time to "learn" a new user
interface and functionality because software was seen as something

well worth investing in, because it was there to improve your day-to-day work,
and you would accept some of its quirks and awkward UI.

But today, users in general are no longer willing to invest time into learning a
new program and its UI features.

They expect simple screens that are self-explanatory and serve one simple goal.

Which is great, because I can now develop the features of a "suite" as
independent products, with their own release cycles.

They share a SSO and the same UI paradigmas, but that is easy. As long as you
give your users a "home screen" as a starting point,

they will be happily switching between the apps.

This enables you to have the ultimate usability: per use-case, context-sensitive
UI instead of compromising for integrating everything.

@TAKEaCiCi yes! And I'm still waiting for a
chance to see a longer version of this talk ...

@TAKEaCiCi ping me if you need input on #remote
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8hPK7G-5bw

And here is some chilling background on this documentation:
https://media.ccc.de/v/33c3-8425-the_global_assassination_grid
/status/814480309060247552

"The drone is the ultimate symbol of inhumanity. 'Fuck You! You deserve to
die!'" /status/814480646408114176

I really liked: Growing Object-Oriented Software, Guided by Tests
http://amzn.to/2hQLFDC
https://twitter.com/kentcdodds/status/814485660966862848

"National Bird" will be screened throughout Germany in May 2017 …
/status/814480309060247552

@CianMW Thank you for your impressive and chilling
presentation! How can I support what you are doing? Where do you recommend to
donate to?

owns to many Dropbox accounts.

A highly scalable, offline-first #react foundation with the best DX and a focus
on performance and best practices:
https://github.com/mxstbr/react-boilerplate/blob/master/README.md

Farmer's Market #Offenbach neatly gift-wrapped.

Nice, these people of @zentrale_ffm are
going to @codefreeze_fi:
@kamilleblumm
@aevolu and me. Maybe more?

Tone Policing Is Just Another Way to Protect Privilege:
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/tone-policing-and-privilege/#.WGZW2w_mblp.twitter

Feuerwerksproduktion: Fabriken brennen, Kinder arbeiten – und wir sind taub -
Utopia.de
https://utopia.de/feuerwerk-arbeitsbedingungen-china-indien-35189/#.WGZZTEKYydc.twitter

@aevolu we have a channel for
@codefreeze_fi at the Software
Craftsmanship Slack! Join via http://slack.softwarecraftsmanship.org/ …

What Facebook thinks you like:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/preferences/?entry_product=ad_settings_screen

https://www.propublica.org/article/facebook-doesnt-tell-users-everything-it-really-knows-about-them
/status/814885243928932352

@CitlyApp @GoogleExpertUK This one is a
federal surveillance building:
https://theintercept.com/2016/11/16/the-nsas-spy-hub-in-new-york-hidden-in-plain-sight/

@hallo_frankfurt kommt da ein
Burger-Laden rein?!

With external display attached, the #xps13 goes black for a few ms, roughly
every 10mins. Nothing in dmesg to suggest, why.

Why I threw up in my mouth when reading Accelerate (XLR8) by John Kotter:
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/why-i-threw-up-in-my-mouth-when-reading-accelerate-xlr8-by-john-kotter
#futureofwork

@TAKEaCiCi see, I'm learning!

A dozen Raspberry Pi alternatives:
http://www.zdnet.com/pictures/move-over-raspberry-pi-here-are-a-dozen-better-alternatives/

@TAKEaCiCi Yes, writing that down helped a lot!

Life goals, filter bubble edition:

@lenwnc Right! Thank you for paying attention,
fixed version will be up in a few minutes:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/blog/commit/e38fb41cd28a8fb093d68861ee96898d6e629243

Hier sucht jemand Mieter für eine 3-Zimmer Wohnung 75m², 2 Balkone, Keller, in
#Offenbach: 640 € kalt.

@socmed_fh
@untergrund_ffm Keine Ahnung, Lage ist
sehr gut. Nähe Hbf und in einer ruhigen Straße.

It seems my original title for the submission was to raunchy.
https://twitter.com/hackernewsbot/status/815206385323569152

Please don't! https://twitter.com/Umweltbundesamt/status/815130945829404672