October 2016

I'll be @agilecologne Su+Mo. Talk to me
about #remote, #futureofwork and the #RH_Way (the foundation for #agile in
organizations).

@bommeljogi Oje. Aber bescheid weiß er schon?
Gerade bei Altbau kann Wasser viel Schaden anrichten und da muss man schnell
handeln!

@bommeljogi Ich weiß das aus eigener
Erfahrung. Aktuell sind bei uns zwei Wohnungen leer, wegen einem "kleinen"
Wasserschaden im Bad.

Your #redis can now learn things:
https://github.com/antirez/neural-redis/blob/master/README.md

My butcher relaunched his corporate identity:

On my way to #agilecologne by ICE220. #dbl

Arriving in #Cologne: "Seien Sie schlauer als der Klauer." (Be smarter than the
pickpocket.)

@airbone42 for the
@agilecologne. A two-day marathon ;-)

I don't know anybody here (besides the sponsors). Great potential for new ideas
and inspiration! #agilecologne

#agilecologne is all German.

@ehrenb3rg
@ingostoll Right. But the original would be
hard to glance in Twitter's image format. Original here:
http://geek-and-poke.com/geekandpoke/2016/4/26/finally-agile

And this: https://twitter.com/thorstenball/status/782232632717373440
https://twitter.com/ewolff/status/782515140570800128

When organizations change, what to do with middle management? #agilecologne

Collected a lot of input about what's hindering #agile transformations. Tomorrow
I'll show some solutions. #agilecologne #rh_way

OH: WLAN = Verbundenheit #agilecologne

Nutty sponsors! #agilecologne
@ControlExpert

@simonklaiber Du meinst, dass sie sich nicht
dahin verändern werden?

@simonklaiber ich hoffe das die meisten
gerne die Chance nutzen, ihren Kollegen zu helfen und sich zu verändern. Sie
haben viele Mögl.

@simonklaiber aber sicherlich ist es keine
leichte Aufgabe, viele Jahre gelerntes zu verändern. Unternehmen können weder
jeden feuern,

@simonklaiber der blockt, noch den Status
Quo deswegen beibehalten.

No sunshine, but great morning @motelone #cologne.

Let people chose their work and they'll be happy to work for you.
@rgies has the proof:
https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/RobertGies/agiles-teamsetup-in-selbstorganisation
#futureofwork

Second day of #agilecologne. An apprentice facilitator is opening the OpenSpace.
Nice idea!

My two sessions for today: #agilecologne

#steetart #zoo #cologne

"Help me: my organization will never be agile!" Wrong! We
@RH_Way have fixes for most of the problems I've
heard at #agilecologne!

.@ardalanai wir visualisieren genau das mit
@getstaRHs:

@ardalanai Die Erkenntnis ist oft, dass Manager
nicht in der Mitte sind, und wichtige Mitarbeiter keine hohe Position haben.

Surfing via the French train on the next track, because their Wifi works and is
free. #ice201

@ardalanai Silos sind real. "Oh, wir dachten
nicht dass die SO wenig miteinander sprechen."

@ardalanai Oft aber auch, das bestimmte
Abteilung keinen Sinn haben.

@db_bahn Wagen 26, btw. Keine IP-Vergabe via WIFIonICE.

I want to make fun about the stereotype how the parents in #cologne name their
children. But that's just nasty. Still funny, though.

@rradczewski Nice. The project() is cool and
easy to read. But how to I aggregate a specific user?

@rradczewski that gets messy, if you add more
conditions. E.g. IsUserActiveAndHasPostedWithinTime. So the question is whether
to allow

@rradczewski filtering within the projection
or move that to a read model you derive from all events.

@rradczewski which is a good use case for
generators.

@rradczewski Yes, I'll try to provide an
example. But would you agree that Querying is outside of the scope?

No, we don't support this UA: "Windows XP Yandex Browser"

@Ookami86 @dtanzer We need to find a conference /
camp for that ;-)

oO https://youtu.be/IuS5huqOND4

#Agile as a starter for organizational transformation? My impressins from the
#agilecologne:
https://the-way.resourceful-humans.com/agile-as-a-starter-for-organizational-transformation-31e48f3d202e#.us9bxna2t

I love how @headinthebox explains the
#hacker way in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMuPtuvP5w&feature=youtu.be&t=33m5s

“#RheinMainRocks -Was geht ab Frankfurt ?” by
@alipasha
https://hallofrankfurt.de/rheinmainrocks-was-geht-ab-frankfurt-808be6653efd#.7t1pr1956

@ReadFaith
https://github.com/google/guava/wiki/IdeaGraveyard#tuples-for-n--2

Where I'm now with Exponent after 3 hours, took me 3 days with NativeScript.
https://getexponent.com/

@wellendonner check out
@exponentjs … it's brilliant.

@ReadFaith eigentlich wollte ich sagen, dass
ein Tupel eher nicht so gut ist … Besser explizit dein Objekt beschreiben.

@wellendonner yes, started today and I'm
very impressed. The last days I've spent driving into NativeScript and that's
was horrible.

@FrauMamonova the Motorolas are good. What are your needs?

@wellendonner deploy to Android and iOS with
live sync without local SDKs of an app with navigation, menu, forms, buttons,
push notification

@FrauMamonova none of the latest devices has a 4 inch screen. Simply does not
make sense for high specs. No way around 5+ inches.

@wellendonner yes!

@wellendonner
https://github.com/exponentjs https://github.com/exponentjs/exponent
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12584222

@wellendonner your screenshot: that is done
in 5 minutes (incl. Compiling the IDE)

@Paratron I decide that. Because of the OS.

At least they are honest about most organizations motive to change: profit. 👿

Plan is free wifi, btw. Probably they are running behind schedule and T-Mobile's
contract already ended. https://twitter.com/ewolff/status/783915340363395072

@ewolff I don't think it's customer friendly, but
they promised free wifi only by the end of the year. Or they are A/B testing...

In Germany you can't just simply work from home:
http://m.faz.net/aktuell/beruf-chance/recht-und-gehalt/bizarrer-gerichtsstreit-porno-darstellerin-moechte-ihr-homeoffice-behalten-14467049.html
#futureofwork #sfw

@ewolff yeah, this whole wifi thing in Germany
makes no sense: /status/782956195208372224

Google’s Allo Sends The Wrong Message About Encryption
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/09/googles-allo-sends-wrong-message-about-encryption

How Spotify keeps their startup spirit and momentum, while adding 100 employees
per month: http://corporate-rebels.com/Blog/spotify-2/ #futureofwork

This video about Spotify's engineering culture is pure gold:
https://vimeo.com/94950270

At least #reCAPTCHA will be no longer an issue once #Google is always listening.

#JavaScript is the only language in my career that took me from Browser, to
Backend, and to Mobile Platforms. And it shines in all of them.

@FrauMamonova well, if not the iPhone (which is rather small), then maybe the
http://www.phonearena.com/reviews/Sony-Xperia-Z3-Compact-Review_id3794

New #job in my private trello board: https://trello.com/c/2V5TWLEq (Java, JSF,
Hibernate, Jersey, Postgres, Angular2, NodeJS, PHP, jQuery, MySql)

@Jan0707 because some of my followers are in the
board.

Seriously, WTF. Some tech stacks scream legacy just from a few keywords.

Germany's plans for a voluntary digital fire brigade: the #cyberwehr.
https://netzpolitik.org/2016/tatue-tata-cyberwehr-fuer-hilfe-bei-it-sicherheitsvorfaellen-geplant-unternehmen-sollen-kostenlos-mitmachen

@wellendonner and? Did I promise too much?

@g33konaut Take a phone that runs Cyanogen Mod.
e.g. @oneplus?

I'm quite happy. I'll offer a session to talk about my experiences. #jscc16
https://twitter.com/JSCraftCamp/status/784285577386405888

@g33konaut
https://curved.de/news/cyanogenmod-13-auf-dem-oneplus-3-im-dauertest-ein-erfahrungsbericht-388872

@g33konaut dann vielleicht das
https://jolla.com/jolla/

@dtanzer Nice. I'm also speaking there, I'll
submit my talk on agile organizations too, so we can line them up. /cc
@codePrincess @Ookami86

I'm gonna show how to build apps with
@exponentjs tomorrow
@JSCraftCamp … and rant the remaining 55mins
of the session about #NativeScript.

@wellendonner you mean, that it's build on
their servers and you get an APK back? Yeah, that is suboptimal, depending on
what your app does.

@wellendonner I'll look into that to see if
it possible to build locally.

@wellendonner I also care about an "offline"
mode.

@justsoandme wie sind die Toiletten im #ICE4
@DB_Skydeck?

On my way to #jscc16 by ICE523 #dbl

@franzen_simon my last iteration of this
topic was based on http://zurb.com/playground/responsive-email-templates, ours
are here: https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/transactional-emails

Once again, no Wifi @db_bahn #ice523 to Munich...

When I'm on the train and there is no Wifi, I write tests. #tdd

Finally arrived at #jscc16. What a beautiful open space!

Cool office: chalkboard walls, a lot of small meeting rooms, one big room in the
center. #jscc16 @virtualidentity

Yummy #jscc16 lunch

Here are my slides from my talk about dependency and library automation:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1TSnZOaey_5J48d5tAKci8YjOtWkR3D6C2NG6_XKseZU/edit
#jscc16

#jscc16 drone footage:

@junewebdev none, so they'll still come!

Closing session of a very cool day. #jscc16

After-#jscc16 location

Oh, wow. #Munich has around 6 maker spaces, from non-profit to corporate.

Session ideas for tmrrw:

• what's Software Craftsmanship
• why do I see so many white guys
• what if we had microservice front-ends #jscc16

@wolframkriesing
@cowglow Yeah, let's do this!

Not my church.

This is my church. #jscc16

#jscc16 Nerd beach supported by
@gutefrage_net

Marketplace of the second day has started. #jscc16

Go here #jscc16: http://slack.softwarecraftsmanship.org - your channel there
is #jscc16_org

In the #diversity self-help group. #jscc16

#diversity measure in super awesome. #jscc16
https://twitter.com/Singsalad/status/761334346578001920

How to improve #diversity at conferences, companies and communities. Great
session. We found a hack to pursue right now! #jscc16

Updating #javascript dependencies after two weeks vacation:

Nice vegan lunch option at #jscc16

@c089 here:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/rheactor-server/tree/add-flow Note that
standard complains now.

Leaving #jscc16 in sunny Munich. Big thanks to the organizers and the sponsors.
You made this possible! 🖖😀

Heading home by ICE620 #dbl #nowifi

@DB_Bahn #wifi keine IP-Adresse via WifiOnTrain
mit zwei verschiedenen Devices. ICE 620 Wagen 27.

TIL: one of my lighting talks about #softwarecraftsmanship two years ago in
Frankfurt inspired a person to start looking into the topic.

Talk about the things you care about, because otherwise they will not grow!
#jscc16 /status/785116423001673729

@DB_Bahn das Internet ist aus?! Wann ist es
wieder an?

If it doesn't work, it's not supposed to work. Stupid me!
/status/785116484586594304

@calibanatspace one LDAP server to rule
them all!

@DB_Bahn Alles klar, schade aber Danke für die
schnelle Info.

Awesome what's already possible: "When her best friend died, she rebuilt him
using artificial intelligence"
http://www.theverge.com/a/luka-artificial-intelligence-memorial-roman-mazurenko-bot

You actually could ask for more because you will be more productive and reduce
costs for the company! #remote http://bloom.bg/2dzvx94

Logic does not apply to politics: https://youtu.be/6Op9Bkpeu4s

.@ForeignPolicy's analysis of Trump's
unfitness to be a president:
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/10/09/foreign-policy-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president-of-the-united-states/

Do the Dutch reach when opening your car door, to save cyclists lives:
https://youtu.be/GzIf80eSfCg

@travisci how can I build public repos on
http://travis-ci.com (it's faster, I need that)?

@c089 found
https://github.com/Gozala/standard-flow …

I'll be talking about Automating library versioning and dependency management at
the 10. #FrankfurtJS on Wednesday:
http://www.meetup.com/de-DE/FrankfurtJS/events/233554467/

I'm opening a paid #remote development internship role soon, #JavaScript
fullstack w/ focus on frontend. So if you are interested, DM me.

@c089 Oh, it adds codestyle rules to standard, so
you don't get the linter errors with default standard.

Tonight @zentrale_ffm:
https://twitter.com/ugsrock/status/785405040123113472

@c089 actually, standard itself can do it:
https://github.com/feross/standard#can-i-use-a-javascript-language-variant-like-flow

@marcoemrich
@wolframkriesing
@krik
@JSCraftCamp not, yet, but working on it
right now.

Thanks to @c089 who intro'd me to
@flowtype at #jscc16 I now have a project
running with it in production:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/starhs-api-proxy-aws-lambda

@wolframkriesing No, not yet. We have a
location based feature on our roadmap, though.

@wolframkriesing the ReactNative I'm
doing is @exponentjs btw.

Instead of ghooks, use husky: https://github.com/typicode/husky #JavaScript

Touch&Travel will be shut down by end of November:
https://www.touchandtravel.de/ … that's sad. It worked great in the areas,
that supported it.

And this decision by @DB_Bahn is by all means NOT
customer friendly. At least there is the +City ticket for BahnCard owners …

It seems I'm a rare customer, traveling to a lot of different German cities.
Preparing for that by downloading apps in advance is annoying.

@Ookami86 yeah I know a little about the why. There are 160 excel powered local
traffic systems in Germany. They just care for themselves.

I recommend @greenkeeperio!
https://twitter.com/pichfl/status/785570623766626305

(WTF) About Russian interference in the US elections:
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/785628692693209088

npm i -g resourceful-human@^1.0.5-devintern

#remote #intern #job #javascript

Check out this upcoming @techettes_ffm
event about #SEO by @goethalss:
http://www.meetup.com/de-DE/Techettes/events/234762219/ #RheinMainRocks

.@bc_rm I'd like that for #bcrm16!
https://twitter.com/mfloryan/status/785748086928924672

Amazon seller trying to bribe me to change negative reviews. I've reported them
to Amazon Customer Service.

@plaugg What?

@plaugg interesting, but I don't agree.

@plaugg people in silos / hierarchy have no room
to grow. You cap the potential of the org.

@benjamin Barely anything McKinsey releases
about digitization is useful.

The dogs of Amazon: https://twitter.com/momopeche/status/785983143253651456

.@junewebdev
@FrankfurtJS btw, I've spiced up my slides,
so you will see an improved version of my talk tonight!

Explaining Automating library releases and dependency management in #JavaScript
tonight at @FrankfurtJS:

@FrauMamonova They ask me to change the negative review of the other product
after receiving 40€ worth of product. I think that is a bribe.

We are building a dream job configurator. What kind of sliders would you put as
well? #futureofwork

Das trägt man jetzt so.

This season's fishon.
/status/786164494921822208

@AzumasLair @beetlebum In pure JS, that is not
possible because null is a value and does not simply appear out of thin air.

@schiermi
@elmasry2moataz
@peter_shaw
@ardalanai Thanks for the input! I'll let you
know once this thing goes public.

Just saw and held a XPS 13, what a beauty!

#frankfurtjs is starting, very crowded for a tech usergroup! #rheinmainrocks

Nice. @EXXETA builds websites in #JavaScript for
Red Bull, DM and Mercedes Benz with the latest web technologies like Angular2
and React.

My plan for tomorrow: ✈ to Vienna and give a keynote on short notice about how
to transform organizations @hr_insidesummit. 😨

.@Ravetracer sorry, bad phone reception and no
wifi at Mainbuilding. It seems they are not on twitter, but only their
@UX_Consultants.

.@FrankfurtJS here are my slides from my
talk:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1TSnZOaey_5J48d5tAKci8YjOtWkR3D6C2NG6_XKseZU -
had a blast and it seems you, too (as seen by the
@caRHds)

@electerious thanks! Outline is really
similar ;-) But I've never seen it before. Seems I got some stuff right.

Rode with a night cab driver. He is starting his own taxi service and loves
@mytaxi. Business is great for him, misses Uber. ✈

🛬🇦🇹 #HRIS16

Yo #krankfurt, some inspiration:

@wolframkriesing Hm, what is NOT tested?
Test with a broken API server mock (timeouts, wrong responses), maybe?

Arrived at Heldenplatz, awesome location to talk about #futureofwork and the
#RH_Way! #HRIS16

OMG. #HRIS16

'Value Workshops are child's play. What's important is a common goal." Christian
Gansch #HRIS16

"Understanding the Why? creates the commitment you can't get by commanding
actions!" Christian Gansch #HRIS16

Actually, are there any female pilots
@lufthansa? #diversity

"World class teams eliminate mistakes right away and their leaders take change
to their hearts." Christian Gansch #HRIS16

Now @juttko taking stage and talking about mindful
leadership. #HRIS16

I'm so out of my comfort zone right now, I don't know that person that's going
to be on stage in a moment.

@UX_Consultants not at all, what are you
thinking of yourself?! I assumed that Exxeta has many more people that are not
present on Twitter.

Wow! #diversity 👭✈ https://twitter.com/lufthansa/status/786475279522918400

Yes! Without a human factor, tech has no purpose!
https://twitter.com/lorber_claudia/status/786492196530843653

@eineburger Thanks. It was awesome, and I hope
you learned a thing or two.

@UX_Consultants it's a pity no one can
learn about their work!

Is there any good Currywurst at FRA?

@martinjuhasz yes, and dresses. The driver
who picked me at the airport thought I was another driver.
#ilooklikeabusinessperson

🤗 #HRIS16 It was awesome! 🇦🇹🛫

@eineburger Yes, I agree! Maybe send me some
events you think are worth checking out in your area and I'll see if we can add
value there?

🛬🇩🇪

@fdeberle I have never in seen a female pilot or
copilot, so I'm surprised by the number.

Google's “Director of Engineering” Hiring Test
http://www.gwan.com/blog/20160405.html #wtfrecruiters

.@MartinGaedt
@lorber_claudia
http://augenhoehe-film.de/de/home/ http://augenhoehe-wege.de/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEAn5FvMRuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9ng2EO_IKY

@lorber_claudia die anderen beiden auch?

@eineburger well, these conversations are
public and I try to share with as many as possible. English is therefore more
inclusive.

@MartinGaedt
@lorber_claudia ein paar kürzere Clips
sind auch hier: https://www.accenture.com/de-de/careers/makeadifference

@wolframkriesing yarn seems not to set
$PATH, like npm does.

@wolframkriesing Would be nice to see
some faces here: https://github.com/orgs/crewmeister/people

Sechzehnfünfzehnpaybackkarte?

@wolframkriesing no, I still use npm, it
will be available anyway, as long as node is there.

Yes, attracting women is one thing (marketing) but keeping them is the hard part
(culture)! @lufthansa
https://twitter.com/jen_star/status/786650551266189312

@juttko Thanks! There are just too few of us, yet.
And mindfulness is also something we can learn!

@dc7590 you might like
@airtable to collaborate on data for event
calendars

@FrauMamonova have you seen this?
/status/786929643488210944

I agree! #remote https://twitter.com/RH_Way/status/786545921752391681

Brilliant! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca93bp-jpn8

@bahmutov @gr2m
Press 'y' to replace master in the URL with the latest hash.

I'm hipstering very hard right now: my butcher has a new CI and is handing out
these.

@greenkeeperio how can I change the
notification email for a repo?

@greenkeeperio the primary one? So if I
change that and disable and reenable GK on a repo it should fix that?

@greenkeeperio ah OK, you synch that once
in a while?

@greenkeeperio because, I currently get GK
notifications to two different addresses.

@WTM_Frankfurt
@calibanatspace
@dc7590 it's unfortunate that you communicate a
date, but not what it is about. What kind of event is that.

@WTM_Frankfurt
@calibanatspace
@dc7590 If people should attend give them a little
more info.

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” on #JavaScript: “JavaScript Fatigue
Fatigue” by @ossia
https://medium.freecodecamp.com/javascript-fatigue-fatigue-66ffb619f6ce#.nsmoscx8w

I'm selling 2 unused LIMA personal cloud devices (https://meetlima.com/):
black http://www.ebay.de/itm/-/201692515091?roken=cUgayN pink
http://www.ebay.de/itm/-/201692518979?roken=cUgayN

New shoes!

@calibanatspace ich benutze sie nicht. Bin
mit Synology sehr zufrieden. Die Limas haben damals viel zu lange bis zur
Auslieferung gebraucht.

@WTM_Frankfurt Better! Last time l checked,
meetup had no description.

No surprise: "Princeton Study: U.S. No Longer An Actual Democracy"
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/princeton-experts-say-us-no-longer-democracy
via @TPM

How to fuck your company, Deutsche Bahn edition: stupid KPIs and no care for the
customer.
http://www.zeit.de/2016/41/deutsche-bahn-verspaetung-wagenreihungen-mysterien/

@wolframkriesing hast Du ein public
Beispiel, wie Du JS module dependencies internalisiert und dann in tests mockst?

And your chance to earn some money working on cool stuff still there:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/netwoRHk.net/issues/1 #job #javascript

@wolframkriesing Du hattest erwähnt, dass
ihr für alle Module dependencies einen Wrapper im Projekt habt.

@wolframkriesing Sowas wie
require('./vendor/lodash') denke ich mal?

I'm looking for an Resourceful Developer to intern with me (paid):
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/resourceful-human/blob/dev-intern/README.md
Fulltime position is open, too. More soon. DM me!

@TimoHirt some things are not meant to be done.
;-)

.@LeanCampFRM thanks for the invite, see you
in November!

@amokleben das heißt VESOP.

@wolframkriesing Thanks for the input,
will check it out?

@mortzu Kannst Du mal nach https://spacepads.de/
schauen? Oder hast Du den Dienst eingestellt?

auto-reply from email that this email is not working anymore. Wut?

@Ravetracer
@bc_rm Techniker ist informiert.

Comic fans, checkout out what's happening
@zentrale_ffm this week:
https://twitter.com/hallo_frankfurt/status/788272388131713024

@martinbuberl Smartphone with clamp to mount
on tripod: http://amzn.to/2eM94Z5

@martinbuberl Yeah, phone mics are bad for
distance. Get a clip microphone + preamp and record the audio seperately.

@martinbuberl I tried audio experiments for
group video calls. Mic near speaker is a must.

@alexschnapper Ja, wir können Kundenservice
;-)

@mortzu Ok, danke für das Update!

@Singsalad @gr2m I
have that now operational for AWS via s3cmd, but you should find the important
parts quickly:
https://github.com/ResourcefulHumans/www/pull/3/commits/718946014743b1cf7e4e5897e42ca2b8571b38d9

@Singsalad If sth is unclear, DM me here or on
Slack.

@Whozfoxy I only had cheap ones, those worked
for my use case.

@Whozfoxy or just use two phones, one to film
and one near the speaker to record the audio.

@mortzu kannst Du schon grob sagen, wann es wieder
verfügbar ist?

@hidence_app Thanks for the reminder! I'll
let our attendees know in the next Newsletter!

NOW! @zentrale_ffm #rheinmainrocks #comics
#food #drinks

Mac vs PC https://twitter.com/btaitt/status/788755735161270272

@jen_star
@haraball I like how GitHub puts it in its code
of conduct
https://help.github.com/articles/github-community-guidelines/#what-is-not-allowed

btw, I'm on @archlinux and I never had to call
helpdesk in years. /status/788979503913693184

@jen_star
@r_oquentin
@goethalss
@Marv2punkt0 ICE & FIRE | an aerial film
of Iceland https://vimeo.com/186156070 // via
@Ravetracer

https://www.christagoede.de/barcamps-wer-geht-hin/ is a great and funny
(German) article about the #BarCamp crowd. I'm in there, too ;-) #bcrm16

@AnnaMelitta
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tacker/albums/72157672745755190

Event slogan from hell … http://www.adday-adnight-frankfurt.de/ #addayadnight

I've used this today, great collection of iOS UI elements, for free:
http://mercury.io/blog/free-ios-9-3-iphone-ui-kit-for-illustrator-and-sketch

@calibanatspace hasn't happened in 3+
years now, on two machines I use daily.

TIL: there are conferences that force you to use their presentation template …
Some people are simply full of shit.

Still some seats available @nichtlustig
screening.

Cool insights into the production of
@nichtlustig with
@joschasauer and
@DerGrafX

@DerGrafX
@joschasauer I know the perfect voice for the
Yetis of @nichtlustig:
@CohnWilliam

@calibanatspace that is the phil. of arch.
You get what upstream provides (no "wizardry" around config). Apache 2.2 ->
2.4 was a big change.

@travisci .com has DNS resolution issues:
https://travis-ci.com/ResourcefulHumans/netwoRHk/builds/33553748

Being an Effective Ally to Women and Non-Binary People
https://codeascraft.com/2016/10/19/being-an-effective-ally-to-women-and-non-binary-people/
#diversity

@isalmanhaider Yeah, that RfC expired.

Vue.js compared to other frameworks. #JavaScript #Frontend
https://vuejs.org/guide/comparison.html

Ping me, if you want work w/ nextgen frameworks now. #Hiring #JavaScript
/status/789813593751584768

TIL: there are conferences that photoshop pictures of their speakers so that
they wear a suit. They are even more full of shit.

@wellendonner what I've learned is, that you
really can't understand depression. Because it's not rational, that IS nothing
to understand.

@wellendonner you can tell him that feeling
helpless is normal. It helps to talk to friends and share. It's great that you
asked him.

@wellendonner depression always affects more
than one person.

@INSCALE_VRAR when can we see a public demo?
@sebastian_nell

@wellendonner get them to see a
psychotherapist. They can't help themselves and you can't help them because you
are too engaged to them.

@wellendonner and personally, that is
devastating. It's important to understand that you can't fix this.

@ElisaCrockyard @stadtkindFFM jede
Publikumsmesse am Sonntag in Frankfurt so.

@sebastian_nell
@INSCALE_VRAR Mainz sounds so much nicer!

Damn, I have no time to procrastinate with #freeablo right now!
https://freeablo.org/

#minsgame #slowyourhome 386 pieces out!

@simschi Thanks for the feedback, Simon. You're
right! We just went full-HD on https://twitter.com/RH_Way …
@RH_Way

Yo, hipsters. Found this #Gitane Retro bike in the cellar. For €200 it's yours.
Pick up in #Offenbach. DMs are open. #rheinmainrocks

Cleanup day in the cellar. Sorted through stashes of old tiles dating back to
the 90ies.

Step on someone's toes on upwork and that might be it for your freelance career
on that platform.
https://medium.com/@AdShadlabs/why-you-should-never-use-upwork-ever-5c62848bdf46#.m69fjv5p8

Cool idea! Like @dotHIV but for mobile telephony.
https://twitter.com/startnext/status/790166383120125953

Unfortunately they chose Telefonica/O2 as their service provider. That's not
good at all. /status/790438215375319040

Got to watch this: https://youtu.be/VSfpA3AEKmY

Dear Designers: this!
https://backchannel.com/how-the-web-became-unreadable-a781ddc711b6#.le8i1sbal

I wouldn't say it's harder. It's a totally different kind of hard.
https://twitter.com/slightlylate/status/790174247641608192

I brought some books to @zentrale_ffm ...
Take as many as you like!

@afoeder @lsmith
Maybe just use libreoffice on the server to do the conversion?

2 ZKBB, 55m², 620 € warm in #Offenbach:
http://www.oflovesu.com/raumfinder-angebot/24/10/2016/2-zimmer-wohnung-naehe-ledermuseum/

TIL: You can open this address in Chromium to restart it: chrome://restart

@Freakyclown Chrome does not allow this, because it is a local resource.
http://codepen.io/coderbyheart/full/VKgVKE

@jezenthomas That would be stupid, because then anybody can MITM your email
communication. But if you do not care, that's fine.

Here are some alternatives, if you are looking for #remote work:
https://github.com/engineerapart/TheRemoteFreelancer
/status/790193318894379009

@jezenthomas if you must: gpg encrypt the files, and store those.

@NataliePis When they started announcing it,
there was not much to learn from the linked pages. That has been improved in the
meantime.

@NataliePis I've learned from orgzing lot of
events: make the first contact count! I want
@WomenTechmakers to be a success!

@NataliePis Yes, I'm sorry. I could have
expressed that differently.

@Ookami86 Let them explain a cool project they worked on and what decisions they
made during that time. Ass's how they work and interact.

@RH_Way we need to take this picture sometimes,
too! https://twitter.com/corp_rebels/status/790611162329034752

I'm crushed. #twd

@CtrlAltDelUrAcc Yeah. :-(

From hierarchies to wirearchies. How adidas transforms into a network
organisation. #futureofwork
http://blog.zukunft-personal.de/de/2016/10/24/netzwerke-sind-die-organisationsformen-der-zukunft/

Fucked up some customer communication. :-(

@ardalanai I weiß jetzt nicht, ob mich das
aufbauen oder runtermachen soll. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, I love how much effort @wealljs put into
creating a welcoming and inclusive community for #javascript people.

@theshaunwalker
@__edorian If you are into PHP talk to
@Roritharr ...

Hm, what ist this? The reply feature in the @twitter app no longer prepends the
twitter handle?!

.@twitter Like this:

.@twitter How it looks on the web:

Anyone know if the GApp for Jamboard is already public?
https://gsuite.google.com/jamboard/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGNNSmGDpU is lovely!

Good read! "What I wish I knew when I started as a software developer."
https://codurance.com/2016/10/03/what-i-wish-i-knew-earlier/

We make amazing things with buttons and links. 👊

@benjamin ;-) Nobody does industrial like the
man @richardpatrick! Good choice to start a day!

@Ravetracer Gratuliere!

Noisy location, but What's Beef knows how to do Burgers!

See you at „Lean DUS #21 HR: Designing people practices in agile organizations“
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lean-dus-21-hr-designing-people-practices-in-agile-organizations-tickets-28043744595

What do you think of the gender selector I've just made?

@datenreisender
@VaamoTech Kann die auch GIFs?!

Typical developer use case.

Finally! https://twitter.com/github/status/791739350094606336

@krik
@wolframkriesing
@flowtype I'm also sceptical of the
improvements. Mostly fuss and more code to maintain. I like tcomb better.

@__edorian But has heat problems and the
coils tend to emit noise... But yeah, best alternative, IMHO.

@cheffunky @Roritharr
@dc7590
@JoeMenninger
@startuprad_io
@startupradioDE
@StartupGrindFra @RMStartups
@startzero_ffm
@StartupVerband I can't rap. That
scepticism you've mentioned; I've got plenty of that.

It's great that as a #linux user I have no problem finding a way more powerful
machine than the #MBP for less money.

@__edorian most reports were for the 13" …

@wellendonner If you are looking for an
opportunity to build mobile apps using Linux, ping me.

.@Velocet Well, and not Unibody, and no Force
Touch. Those are all great, but not important for me.

@herzflimmern Well, I'm not sure, but I have
the vast memory that the MPB before the last one was a pretty powerful machine
for the price.

@pfhllnts My point was that I get a better 15"
machine for less money.

@schtobia
@Velocet @tuxedocomputers Only <= 16GB RAM. No
deal.

This talk is great on so many levels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_aM6CVMefw product building, experiments,
diversity, courage, identity. 💪🎉✨

Aniis is amazing at every time of the day.

@schtobia
@Velocet @tuxedocomputers That's a sorry excuse.

Frankfurt's tiny switch museum.

A very impressive place, every time I go by. #frankfurt

How to fix your open floor office:

@Charlotteis Have you talked to @codurance yet?
https://codurance.com/careers/

@tomwhoscontrary @Charlotteis
@codurance Yes, amazing people!

@tuxedocomputers I know:
/status/791925457876881408

While hiring now, I've realized that I brought more than a dozen developers to
@triplesense
@ClarkGermany and @adticket in the last 2
years.

.@triplesense
@ClarkGermany @ADticket And I have never
received ANY form of thank you. This is really sad because it shows how not
connected their execs are too the it and the

.@triplesense
@ClarkGermany @ADticket community we have in
the area.

It's ok, at least some of my contacts got better jobs. But still, it's hard to
find developers, and taking

.@triplesense
@ClarkGermany @ADticket references for
granted is sad. It's a missed chance to keep in touch with your network.

So cool, Heiko met @wilddueck ... He is
brilliant! https://twitter.com/RH_Way/status/792031821995380736

@plaugg For this questionnaire it's import to be
able to distinguish between the genders.

@plaugg how the data is interpreted will be
decided later. I want a another options besides male/female b/c that project is
about #Diversity

@airbone42 I'll go with this one, third option
will allow you to enter, what you prefer.

@plaugg
/status/792090146195795968

@ntboes
@airbone42 It's a questionnaire on your dream
job perks. For this project it's especially relevant to understand the
differences between the genders.

Sometimes it's incredible how big the momentum is with which outdated systems
rotate around themselves. You better get off this carousel!
https://twitter.com/StZ_NEWS/status/792094249064030209

@RH_Way I haven't watched it, yet. How do they
hire?

If you are following the WordPress ./. WIX discussion about illegally using
open-source code, it's a reminder to check out
@VersionEye.

GPL is very problematic license for users of the licensed work. And it's usually
not very well understood by developers.

Lot's of good comments here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12826025 …

True! https://twitter.com/c089/status/792651156766031872

#wandertag

@joschi83 It's problematic because in the past
is was used by developers without understanding its ramifications.

@joschi83 The license itself is fine, though.

@RH_Way Yeah, I did. You mean, diving in head
first and experiencing the future job first hand? ("He wanted you to have full
access …"=?

@simcomEU @RH_Way
Check out this video: https://youtu.be/44pIyT-v9Fw

Let me know how we can help you via DM or email!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37813564 shows a happy
@dichter ;-)

Current #AI technology doesn't yield the power to transform businesses:
http://venturebeat.com/2016/10/29/how-to-apply-natural-language-processing-in-the-enterprise/

Be angry with yourself, not Apple. #mbp https://blog.germano.io/macbook/

@MattBolton365 shit, man! Hope you are ok.

Bitte, liebe Followerinnen, mitmachen:
https://twitter.com/jen_star/status/792021724422348800

@c089 I'm looking to replace my Lenovo X230 by end
of year and the best option so far is the XPS 13. I want a 11" case, though.

@c089 still, only 16 GB RAM max, but the size is
more important for me.

I'm now using @MailClarkAI for that, and it's
great! https://twitter.com/benjamin/status/763996979781210112

It's sad that @Volkswagen still plays with these outdated, sexist ideas. But
it's for a V6 carbon engine. So it's an equally stupid idea.
https://twitter.com/jke/status/793098589891399680