August 2019

You don't like CSS in JS?!

How about SQL in JS!

@Der_Pesse Well, the Athena parser does that,
and in this scenario the user can only read, they can't write to the underlying
table or store (S3).

@yatil Only if you want to rainbow color your
statements!

@Der_Pesse When there is no server, then it's
somebody else's problem!

Looks like my 90s PHP code again, finally.
/status/1156905208183697409

@Der_Pesse This is a serverless solution, so
the "backend which sends the query to the database" does not exist for me.
Hence, this is the API I have to use.

@rotnroll666 Yeah, we can refactor it later
and INTRODUCE AN ORM!!!

@fquednau
@Der_Pesse This is on the client side.

Anybody working on react-orm?
/status/1156905208183697409

@ManuelBieh They fixed it, undefined is a
valid argument for useRef:
https://github.com/DefinitelyTyped/DefinitelyTyped/issues/30780

@Der_Pesse You can partition your data store
(S3) in a way that you can only see your data.

But ... bare Athena is not intended to be used in multi-tenancy setups.

@Der_Pesse Yes, right. In that case it's only
sensor data without any PII. Athena is used to analyse that. User data,
credentials etc. are in a different silo.

#Trondheim 🇳🇴

@toggleModal STEAM MACHINE 💙⚡

https://twitter.com/berndschiffer/status/1157081501462196224?s=19

/status/1152190229601820672

@iamjoyheron Thank you for sharing this, I
appreciate that you try to let me see your perspective this way.

@iamjoyheron I call that "full stack
literacy": https://coderbyheart.com/the-full-stack-developer-trap/

I't means I know my way around the entire stack, but don't claim to be (nor want
to be) an expert developer on all layers.

@troubalex
@GirlsCodeMK
@VIBB_IO 👏 to @VIBB_IO, because you have the
structure to enable this quick cycle time! Getting code to production and seeing
what you work on is so important, especially for juniors.

@iamjoyheron Yes, so true. For a long time I
was very proud to call myself a full-stack developer.

@iamjoyheron One important thing I'd like to
emphasize is that I ask you and other to reconsider what you are striving for,
and if "becoming an expert on all layers" (which for me means FSD) is really
that important?

@iamjoyheron Is it so important that we do
not invest in other areas?

@iamjoyheron By all means I know that you are
the not the typical FSD bro, who only cares about tech.

@iamjoyheron And you absolutely have the
right to call yourself whatever you feel reflects best your capabilities.

Here I think we can focus more what we do (e.g. [Product, Solution] Engineer)
instead of how we do it ([Full Stack, Frontend, Backend] Engineer).

@DJGummikuh
@iamjoyheron
@rotnroll666 Men are trash.

@MercedesBenz

@toggleModal I guess truth is not always
pleasant.

@iamjoyheron I am now an R&D (Research
and Development) Engineer at work, and I like that title.

@domsom you really don't want to rely on Google
Maps' movement data:

@toggleModal Thanks for the heads up, they
were missing in my collection as well!

We Already Have the World’s Most Efficient Carbon Capture Technology: 🌳🌳🌳
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-08-02/we-already-have-the-world-s-most-efficient-carbon-capture-technology

@katrinaclokie
@MaritvanDijk77
@skamille
@lara_hogan
@joulee Accelerate by
@nicolefv et al has a lot of important advice
for leading engineering organisations:
https://itrevolution.com/book/accelerate/

Now on the road in #Trondheim 🇳🇴: these 24m long Super Buses
https://miljopakken.no/om-metrobuss

@miskaknapek Yes, they are the same model.

"Dead to Me" on Netflix is good. So good!
https://www.netflix.com/title/80219707

Great article on the benefits of Trunk Based Development:
https://twitter.com/BattistonMattia/status/1157604991747743744

@colehafner One of the key aspects is
continuous delivery, which is enabled through continuous integration: work
towards that. This article explains how it all ties together:
https://www.atlassian.com/continuous-delivery/principles/continuous-integration-vs-delivery-vs-deployment

@colehafner This is three best book you can
read right now about how to move fast without breaking things:
/status/1157391026375598080

@colehafner And, the article literally
explains how to do it. What are you unsure about?

@colehafner A contribution factor can be if
you have no WIP limit: if developers each work work on individual tasks a lot of
what could have been resolved during development gets discussed in PRs.

For sponsors I believe the effect of being a diversity sponsor, enabling
individuals to attend a conf has way more impact for the community and the
companies karma than paying for shirts, socks or hoodies.
https://twitter.com/fox/status/1158163278645719040

Nice, because I am located in Norway, I obviously have knowledge as a Connection
Design Engineer.

When I say that we are overpaid plumbers, I do not mean that literally!

#shitrecruiterssay

@glembotzky
@codefreeze_fi Did you contact Kiilopää
directly? (See
https://github.com/rinkkasatiainen/codefreeze.fi/blob/gh-pages/_participants/_template.md#in-brief)

@heimathafenWI
@TEDTalks
@HansReitz
@dannowack
@cwaldeck
@DrSchnuw @iconeo
@norbertgilles Ohne roten Teppich, aber
immer auf den Punkt!

@glembotzky
@codefreeze_fi That's weird, can you check
that @rinkkasatiainen?

I think I'll stop eating meat burgers. I made this homemade beetroot burger with
halloumi and blue cheese and it's just so much tastier than every meat burger I
ever made.

@rinkkasatiainen
@glembotzky
@codefreeze_fi Thank you! 🙏

@simonklaiber
https://www.fuersie.de/kochen/vegetarisch-und-vegan/artikel/rezept-fuer-rote-bete-burger
Replace the Feta with Halloumi. Add extra blue cheese after flipping them.

@troubalex I don't know that. Some kind of
sauce?

@lessless_ua /status/1158426683436949511

Let me know if you need a translation.

@troubalex Nice! Looks like Meny is selling
that.

.@codefreeze_fi has very family-friendly
accomodation options, btw!
https://twitter.com/VinaiKopp/status/1158386396106768385

@I_am_Darina I already tried Beyond Burger,
but they are not so convincing. The texture is great, though.

Really well written introduction to functional programming. Read and learn why
you'll ♥️ it!

Thanks @bberrycarmen for polishing this
article to perfection! 💯
https://twitter.com/bberrycarmen/status/1158411488153014273

@meikeco Haha, die andere Seite des Tales hat
schon Winter?!

OMG https://twitter.com/patbaumgartner/status/1158450187750318080

Bake like an Egyptian:
https://twitter.com/SeamusBlackley/status/1158264819503419392

Yeah! 🤘
https://open.spotify.com/album/1LWWmVyhDxFAxBmQe3ecZb?si=fDTzlWWsS3yxFZ2mXevYZg

Look what came in the mail: proud to be wearing the
@Code_Door t-shirt up here in #Norway 🇳🇴!

Functional Programming? Don’t Even Bother, It’s a Silly Toy. 🐼 🙈🙉🙊
https://medium.com/better-programming/fp-toy-7f52ea0a947e

My summer bike feels like new again. After ~15,000km it was time to replace the
crankshaft, the breaks, the chain and the front gearwheel. No more cranking
noises and nice break feedback!

@pati_gallardo Log cabin builder

Norwegen: 100% Einweg.
https://twitter.com/heuteplus/status/1149025175649902592

@rotnroll666 More like: washing a bike moves
dirt to places it does more harm than leaving it on the surface.

@meikeco I worked hard for that!

@ToH_82 Kennst Du https://bcorporation.net/ ?

@meikeco Who is cleaning bikes?

@emilybache I'd say that it's not necessary
that the approved value is machine-generated. I use this technique when
implementing "formatters": given input, I write down the expected output
manually. Then I test the implementation against that.

@c089 Stimmt!

Another new t-shirt today: after hearing
@thebandGHOST at Granåsen for the first time
in my life I had to thank them a little bit: I'm just hooked to their catchy
metal.

@rinkkasatiainen Great to hear. I wonder
why they thought it got cancelled. What can we do next year so they are not
confused again?

@toggleModal Great that you got some outside
perspective on that!

This feature from @pikapkg is so cool:
https://github.com/bifravst/athena-helpers/pull/1/checks

If gives you a zero-config npm installable version of a PR right away, so you
can use a change without needing to wait for an npm release, or deal with npm
channels!

More hore: https://www.pika.dev/cicd

NOW I have a reason to look into #rustlang
https://rust-embedded.github.io/book/
https://twitter.com/CambNetwork/status/1159451752338526209
https://github.com/nrf-rs/nrf52-hal/pull/107
@rustembedded

@CambNetwork
@42Technology
@NordicTweets It think the current progress
is in here: https://github.com/nrf-rs/nrf52-hal/pull/107

@NordicTweets

@merlanura
/status/1158426683436949511

@dc7590
@GunnarGrosch Yeah! Definitely come by, and
maybe even at one of the AWS user groups in Trondheim or Oslo!
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/AWS-User-Group-Trondheim/
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/AWS-User-Group-Norway/

@gr2m @github Can't
wait for Actions to become GA!

This will make CI/CD so much more accessible for more developers.

More Quality for all of us!

@gr2m @github This
looks so good, and complete.

Tough news for Travis and CircleCI.

@c089 @AnnNat
Freiburg!

Stop complaining about node_modules.

I have 1,2 GB of dependencies for compiling a hexfiles to flash on an embedded
devices.

@netzgeselle @ToH_82
@webrocker @m_ott
@DevsForFuture
@bjoekoe
@unparteiisch What's your Antelope, then?

@nagel_kl I honestly did not expect this!

Interesting writeup on @shanselman's journey
to better video conferencing quality - because great video and sound are
important to be able to communicate fully and build connections.
https://www.hanselman.com/blog/GoodBetterBestCreatingTheUltimateRemoteWorkerWebcamSetupOnABudget.aspx

@fgortazar
@micael_gallego Yes! I have a great webcam
already and a headset with microphone, but I really need to try the ring light.
Always struggling with good lighting.

@skane2600
@shanselman Yes! When I speak I deliberately
look at the camera, not at the screen. It's awkward but removed this awkwardness
for the other person.

@skane2600
@shanselman There are concepts to move the
camera into the screen:
https://www.ideapropulsionsystems.com/idea-propulsion-systems/2017/1/20/a-camera-hidden-right-behind-the-pixels

And we could experiment with the teleprompter setup:

We should all listen more to Faithless: https://youtu.be/1ltoAcZrjBw

Classic Cars Meetup in #Trondheim Burning fuel does not sound better than this:

Classic Cars here in #Norway are a whole new level compared to what is street
legal in Germany! There is a meeting today in #trondheim 🇳🇴

Also check out this beautiful BMW 6:

@lessless_ua They do! There were some classic cars which had their engines
replaced. But I think one of the appeal is that you are allowed to preserve them
in their original configuration. Also, here they are just a tiny part of
traffic, you rarely see any classic car on normal days.

@meikeco Vielleicht besseres WLAN und guten
Kaffee anbieten?

This summer 😲

What a mess, testing #IoT on NB-IoT / LTE-m with multiple network operators and
all of them have some individual quirks...

Testing with the #nrf9160 outdoors:

@colehafner It's raining and I needed a water
proof case for my Thingy:91!

@a_bangser
@Singsalad Yes, sorry to hear it did not work
for you, but I am also excited for learning what you do next. I wish you enough
energy for the change, though. That's always tough.

@gr2m Fira Code

I found a better case:

@tdpauw One question I use during interviews is
"what have you learned recently and would like to share?". It's more open and
tests also for their ability to explain a topic they are familiar with.

This is a set of questions @tdpauw recently used
for hiring full stack software engineers inside an agile team:
https://twitter.com/tdpauw/status/1161225017792892929

@rinkkasatiainen That week is in our
calender since CodeFreeze!

But kept the name 😂

@rradczewski Google's Pixel was release 3
years ago and is still up to date.

But true, the iPhones are known to be maintained for very long.

Microsoft starts a new game of vendor lock-in, this time in the cloud by making
windows instances outside of Azure more expensive:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/05/microsoft_licensing_windows_clouds/

Our industry works mostly without doing the same thing twice (innovate!) and
does that without ability to plan ahead (agile/react to market).

However we are gaslighted into adopting work processes from mass production
lines.

Here is why that destroys productivity:
https://twitter.com/t_magennis/status/1161289577509916673

@MaritvanDijk77 I found that post to be
very inspiring:
http://philcalcado.com/2018/11/19/a_structured_rfc_process.html

Thanks for making this! I enjoyed all the episodes so far, keep up sharing!
@moonpigtech
https://twitter.com/tapmantwo/status/1161188404421451777

@miskaknapek Ohh, this looks like a huge code
smell.

Why has your method no arguments?

@miskaknapek
@datenreisender Is it public somewhere?
Happy to point you into the right direction.

@miskaknapek
@datenreisender I don't think that Object
Oriented programming is the right answer here.

A better principle is most likely:

• keeping methods small (do one thing)
• composing operations with multiple small functions
• making these not mutation global state but take an input, and return change

Look at this @NordicTweets cutie! This is
the hardware part of the #iot Cat Tracker project I am currently working on, and
my colleagues just spend two days assembling two of these by hand. There are
components on it which are smaller than a grain of sand.

We have students in house today in #Trondheim where this work serves as a great
example of what we need here @NordicTweets -
not only electrical engineers, but all kind of developers to build samples like
this end-to-end.

@miskaknapek
@NordicTweets Yes, and parts of it can be
broken off to make it even smaller when deploying it in the field.

Size comparison with a Tile Pro:

The Cat Tracker project is getting a lot of questions from students:

I just blogged on how to automate the building of HEX files for your
@NordicTweets nRF Connect SDK application
using @CircleCI:
https://devzone.nordicsemi.com/nordic/nordic-blog/b/blog/posts/automate-building-of-hex-files-for-your-nrf-connect-sdk-application-using-circleci

@m4nl5r It runs on a small LiPo battery.

@oredev
@ConfBuddy Thanks for sharing this @oredev!

@mattsches
https://medium.com/@tatianaensslin/how-to-create-a-free-personal-vpn-in-the-cloud-using-ec2-openvpn-626c40e96dab
in us-east-1 starten...

It took me three hours to get the Typescript CRA work with twemoji, but this was
totally worth it. And here is the PR for twemoji:
https://github.com/twitter/twemoji/pull/374

Coffee Bar in a Norwegian train:

(You pay with Credit Card)

@android_oma ich bekomme keine Token Email von der Android App.

@storchp @android_oma Nach 5 Minuten war er da...
Danke!

@storchp @android_oma Da war halt nicht so viel
Bahnhof zu zeigen ;-)

Symbolpolitik ist die dümmste Politik.
https://twitter.com/zuckerbastard/status/1162347704565063680

#Glow season 3 AKA "Show ALL the tits!"

Matrix John Wick Heat Starship Troopers Apocalypse Now
https://twitter.com/DanHF/status/1162311727247216640

@domsom
@NordicTweets I am aware that this is not a
new idea. The purpose is to show how to build something like this with Nordic
hardware. We make this entire project (from device to end-user app) available
for free.

@liran_tal Maybe, but hugely entertaining for
me.

Steuererklärung get's so much better, once you live abroad.

@clekis Easy! Aber die Deutsche wird dann auch
viel einfacher, weil ich nur noch viel weniger angeben muss ...

@clekis Ja, das wird sicher frickelig.

I have this wild dream of turning email in organizations into a force ranked
issue list where the sender gets direct feedback about the impact of their
request.

@sschrass
@alexfischer Auslandseinsätzen passieren
nicht von heute auf Morgen, sondern sind Missionen die von Truppenteilen
ausgeführt werden die genau dafür vorbereitet sind. Ee wäre das selbe zu sagen,
dass die Feuerwehr nicht auf Brandeinsätze vorbereitet ist.

@sschrass
@alexfischer Ja, schon klar. Aber die sind
auch nicht "von heute auf morgen", oder "ueberraschend", was du als besondere
Belastung darstellst. Das ist Teil des Jobs des Soldaten, mit dem sogar Werbung
gemacht wird...

@emsuiko If you measure the quality by that
metric it will be totally misleading. Think about all the questions you did not
get!

See Survivorship Bias: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

Is there an easy way for people to let you know that the documentation helped
them?

@EmmaWedekind No, but the conf must

• have a Code of Conduct
• pay for travel
• have reasonable ticket prices

@c16n
@KlaraMiffili Make them shine, not yourself.

@lordthundering Check the open call for
presentations on @papercall_io
@AppCfp, https://callingallpapers.com/ and
@cfp_land

@lordthundering What's it that you are
sharing about serverless IoT backends? I'd love to hear more...

Outbound towards #SoCraTes2019! So much looking forward meeting old and new
friends! #trondheim 🇳🇴

@FQ400 I love how you frame it!

@FQ400 Yes, that's a great tool when you can openly
discuss and discover this!

#Trondheim as seen from the plane. It's so cute and small ...

@RidingWolf Friends, we go to Frankfurt after
SoCraTes, and then to https://codebreeze.netlify.com/

Started to watch and already learnt so much about the background of this
terrible war. They unfold so many layers, it's amazing to see what normally is
not told. https://twitter.com/ARTEde/status/1163756034764222464

Why the 5LL is such a great book:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Love_Languages
https://twitter.com/seb_londono/status/1163815204238446594

@pati_gallardo
@TechWomenNorway Do you needs hands-on
support during the event or can I do something remote/from Trondheim?

@pati_gallardo
@TechWomenNorway I'm in! Web stuff is my
job! GitHub-Handle: coderbyheart Shoot over those issues!

Welcome Germany, also already needed hard cash 💰 to pay for the baggage storage
at Hamburg central station.

@Code_Door Thanks for being so welcoming for
any form of contribution!

I don't know any bigger UI/UX mess than what is Microsoft Office 365 Single Sign
On.

@toggleModal Hm, let's see. Reloaded and
Revolutions weren't exactly good sequels...

@toggleModal Exactly, I'd rather see a
Trinity-only prequel, where we learn more about her.

A colleague asked me, what my preferred platform for learning more about
software engineering is.

It's my work!

And here is how I do it: I am always experimenting. >

Every time I work on a new task (something bigger, not a bug fix), I will try to
implement one aspect using a different, new approach so that I always have one
uncertain element, where I can learn and try a new thing. But only one!

It's important to not introduce too many uncertainties at the same time.

I would be great if @github actions had a caching
feature, so that I would not need to download tons of dependencies over and over
again.

@XDetant Yeah, but it's a REAL product.

@natfriedman
@github Awesome!

I hope @rinkkasatiainen brings this to
#socrates2019... https://twitter.com/maaretp/status/1164203546008535045

Disappointed that the new 13" XPS is limited to 16GB RAM.
https://www.anandtech.com/show/14779/dell-unveils-xps-13-with-intel-gen-10-core-4k-panel

@w3ltraumpirat Someone will have that thing
you forgot at #socrates2019...

@fdeberle
@w3ltraumpirat
@FrankS @mehowte
:-(!!

@AmelieCornelis
@TetianaBorys
@w3ltraumpirat Yes, we already met last
year! So @TetianaBorys there are quite a few people like
@mirjam_diala and me who are happy to be
your @ConfBuddy ... Meaning we are always there
and happy to help it just hang out if you need someone!

Started my day early and now en route to #socrates2019 via Hamburg with
beautiful weather!

@gazebo_c
@teamcoder_
@jingx23
@markusheilig2 I hope some day you will
come here, too!

@rinkkasatiainen I'll take the 14:37
train from Central Station to Soltau.

@rinkkasatiainen Awesome!

This job will be one of the most influential roles
@NordicTweets because it will have decicive
impact on our journey from short-range wireless to cellular wireless products.
> https://twitter.com/NordicTweets/status/1164405350327554050

You will work at the helm of a $100M investment effort and help to get the
exciting tech we have developed to unfold into amazing and innovative #iot
products in the hand of our customers.

I worked for two years on nRF Connect for Cloud and can tell you that there is
amazing potential to tap the brains of hundreds of amazing engineers and build
on top of that.

It requires all your creativity and empathy for the customer because at Nordic
we have tech on our hands years before it reaches the end-user. This means you
need to think ahead of anybody else in the market.

Develop not simply long-range wireless solutions but have the paradigm shift in
mind that our products enable: an entirely new category of #iot products becomes
feasible because of our ultra-low-power chips.

Combined with the increasing ubiquity of preto- and prototyping fablabs this
makes rapid product innovation in hardware the norm.

Bonus: this role is based in beautiful Norway 🇳🇴, out of our offices in
#Trondheim or #Oslo. We sponsor relocation with @onboardnorway (which made
moving here for me two years ago so easy).

I'm happy to tell you more! PNs are always open.

@SamirTalwar
@NicoleRauch I have a good counter-example:
https://github.com/bifravst/aws/blob/saga/cdk/stacks/Bifravst.ts

If I import the individual modules from the package it will be harder to
understand further down which AWS service they belong to.

@rinkkasatiainen We are going to have a
Currywurst before that somewhere around Central Station. Will let you know
precise location later.

Now meeting @LobaroHH at their office and look
what I see: their evaluation board with
@NordicTweets #nrf9160 Cool thing: they put
two mikroBUS headers on it which gives them the ability to plug-in 800+
readymade shields.

@rinkkasatiainen We are going here and
will be there in ~15 Minutes: KÖRRI SPEISEKONTOR Springeltwiete 2, 20095 Hamburg
040 76755100 https://maps.app.goo.gl/3QJcmLmcTxatmAVt6

@saskalii I'm looking forward to what you will be sharing!

Met @rinkkasatiainen and Patrick for a
fancy Currywurst, now we are ready for the train to #SoCraTes2019

This is how it starts: The first evening news at #socrates2019

https://exercism.io/ is a place where you can practice your coding skills.
Thanks @mirjam_diala for the tip!
#socrates2019

@emsuiko
@SoCraTes_Conf It's not that bad actually.
I'll do some more photos tomorrow. Diversity is important here, and it's
reflected in the audience (I think).

Perfect subtitle for #socrates2019

We started #socrates2019 with a awesome World Café, very awesomely facilitated
by @Singsalad:

@gazebo_c #socrates2019 is open for everyone who
is interested to meet nice people. That's all your old mind needs to known!

#socrates2019 is also about: Killing Zombies (or getting killed by them)

I took the hit for my comrade:

@rradczewski
@mrksdck
@mkrogemann
@mgaertne Where is the pool table?!

And now we all lost to the zombies. #socrates2019

#socrates2019 ist packed: so amazing to see these many come to share and learn.

Long queue to share ALL the knowledge! #socrates2019

@spielplatzmnstr @SoCraTes_Conf We miss
you!

@gazebo_c
@SoCraTes_Conf I'll make a mental note, to
invite you!

Brainstorming how we can save the planet and deal with dispair not to do enough.
#socrates2019

Slides from the #socrates2019 session on saving the planet:

So much choices! The #socrates2019 coffee corner serves all tastes (there is tea
also)!

Just learned about a new effort to compile a Software Craft Body of Knowledge,
an open-source (CC-licensed) curriculum that provides community curated
resources for building good software and being a good crafter:
https://github.com/socrates-conference/craft-bok #socrates2019

Found a quiet place to hang the hammock and relax a bit. Unconferences like
#socrates2019 are intense!

There is an older, similar effort which quieted down, but worth a look:
https://github.com/softwarecrafters/awesome-software-crafting/#socrates2019

I had two super-interesting sessions on #javascript and #iot #e2e testing, so I
forgot to take sessions. My slides on the #e2e testing are here:
https://coderbyheart.com/it-does-not-run-on-my-machine/

I also mentioned this technique how I deploy lambdas to AWS:
https://coderbyheart.com/how-i-package-typescript-lambdas-for-aws/

This is day one of #socrates2019: still going for many more hours.

@olsharoth If they have a Imperial Stout or
Milk Stout, I'm in!

This is the front of the t-shirt I'm wearing today at #socrates2019
https://twitter.com/_andreasgrimm/status/1164808872210513920

Tonight we are on a (long) crusade: #socrates2019

@mirjam_diala It's mine, I brought it.

I received a lot of positive comments about this t-shirt, thank you
#SoCraTes2019!

You can download the layout-files here, so you can print your own version
yourself: https://github.com/coderbyheart/inclusive-language-t-shirt I printed
this shirt @spreadshirt for €33,98.

Reach out, if you need help with that!
/status/1164957001438433280

#socrates2019 ist ready and eager for day two:

I'm not crying, you are! 💓
https://twitter.com/AdharaIT/status/1165174464683937793

@AdharaIT Thank you for sharing this, this is so
valuable for me to know what's needed to happen in our communities to be more
inclusive!

#socrates2019 If you brought your kids here, please share about your experience
to make #confswithkids the norm and not the exception.
https://twitter.com/AdharaIT/status/1165174464683937793

Here is the post I mentioned in the OOFP (object-oriented functional
programming) session: #socrates2019
https://coderbyheart.com/towards-class-less-javascript/

The #rust intro session is packed: #socrates2019

Thanks to whomever brought the Nduruomo PB to #socrates2019 I live these kinds
of dark, chocolatey roasts.

The amazing @malk_zameth is facilitating
dozens of katas during #socrates2019. On both tables all are doing their first
katas ever. Who better mentor could you wish for?

I think I brought the @NordicTweets
Thingy:91 to the right #socrates2019 session.

Here are the results from the diversity++ session: #socrates2019

So happy that my friends @benjamin
@c089
@rradczewski from
https://www.with-humans.org/ sponsored the kudos cards this year!
#socrates2019

Thank you so much for your efforts
@w3ltraumpirat to make this a welcoming and
inclusive event and inspiring others to continue! #socrates2019
https://twitter.com/_andreasgrimm/status/1165281559714435073

@NativeWired
@benjamin @c089
@rradczewski Yes! Designs are available at
https://github.com/coderbyheart/SoCraTes-Kudos-Cards

#socrates2019 collected 1000 € in tips for the hotel staff here which made use
again feel very welcome.

#SoCraTes2020 dates: August 27-30 #socrates2019

Love it! https://t.co/aqC8zphLKL

2,5 hours in the CQRS/ES/Hexagonal Architecture session and still going!
#socrates2019

@lessless_ua Do it! 😜

We are now doing the RPG Combat Kata:
https://github.com/ardalis/kata-catalog/blob/master/katas/RPG%20Combat.md
#socrates2019

...why CodeCraft UK started calling "Diversity Tickets" differently: "Community
tickets". #socrates2019
https://twitter.com/lost_semicolon/status/1165374475208220674

@ollispieps can you send me the link to the
presentation?

@gdinwiddie
@_andreasgrimm But "cræftiga" would be
male if I understand that analysis correctly.

@mirjam_diala Great that you did try a kata!

Addition: https://impactcoder.com/entwickler-jobs-mit-sinn.html

@tomphp @bnathyuw
Yes! Priorities have definitely shifted in the last year!

Goodbye #socrates2019!

I had a fantastic time and am blown away as usual by your love and compassion
for building an inclusive community around being better humans in front of
computers. 💙💯💥🤗

@lisacrispin Thank you! I always try to find
new ways to push my communities to be more awesome!

@datenreisender Ohh, the name is awesome,
but uhm, maybe a Vodka?

@offbyoni Yes 👋, sorry I didn't find you when
leaving!

@availle
@w3ltraumpirat Save travels! It was so cool
that you could bring you #nerdfamily to #socrates2019!

That's a first. My train gets overcrowded (#ice777) by passengers whose train
broke down. Now my train has overweight and can't continue. I'm leaving and will
wait for the next train. #dbfail

Train conductor promised 25 € rebate for those that exit at DB Reisezentrum but
that's closed here. @DB_Bahn

@offbyoni Awesome idea! 💯 Would love that, too!

@miskaknapek Thanks, the following
connections seem to be on schedule again...

@sebs303 Haha, guess who brought some of those
stickers :-)

I've arrived! #socrates2019

I really love our latest development platform, the Thingy:91. It's an amazing
package and with cellular connectivity lets you now prototype highly mobile #iot
products:
https://www.nordicsemi.com/News/2019/08/Simplified-development-of-cellular-IoT-prototypes-is-now-possible-with-Nordic-Thingy-91

The sound of hard cash in my pocket.

I must be in Germany ...

@ollispieps Thanks!

Thanks to @ollispieps who gave me a very good
reason for my gut feeling that argument bags:

myMethod({arg1, arg2, arg3})

are better than positional arguments:

myMethod(arg1, arg2, arg3)

https://github.com/coderbyheart/first-principles/issues/27

#firstprinciples #socrates2019

@ollispieps Here is a DevZone article about
it: https://dzone.com/articles/about-connascence

@Kiview
@ollispieps Would this be different in static
languages?

@Jan0707
@ollispieps But you can combine both, because
in TypeScript you can also type the argument object's properties.

@ollispieps
@Kiview Yeah, I'd also say it does not matter
whether it's a dynamic or static language.

@yefoakira
@ollispieps Yes, more specifically Connascence
of Position (CoP)

It's a great talk! https://twitter.com/ZimMatthias/status/1165950366011285505

@garstenko You can find your distributor here:
https://www.nordicsemi.com/About-us/BuyOnline?search_token=nRF6943&series_token=nRF9160

@tomphp
@ollispieps
@Kiview IMO it's not less-able. Either you need to
know the order, or you don't.

With argument bags I can change the order without the caller needing to care.

@Kiview @tomphp
@ollispieps I think a HashMap?

@SamirTalwar
@Kiview @tomphp
@ollispieps Good point, in JavaScript though
both approaches provide the same (none) typing for the caller. What gets lost?

I love how we can discuss very controversial topics
@SoCraTes_Conf and then we listen to all
opinions and try the best to lift us up to a better understanding.
https://twitter.com/ollispieps/status/1166046713582444544

@dc7590
@SoCraTes_Conf You should come, I
experience so many there that bring their full self to the conference and
receive respect with compassion and a deep commitment to make everybody feel
safe and included. That's the magic of SoCraTes: strong community builders who
lean in.

It's hard work. https://twitter.com/ShambanIT/status/1164982461941583872

@_andreasgrimm
@fullstack_js Thank you for this invitation!
I'd love to talk about this some time.

@colehafner A lot of places are still cash
only, or don't take credit cards.

State of #IoT in Germany: 2 SIM cards from different vendors 3 network modes to
test Nothing works.

We just transferred a bigger amount of money (like in we needed to call the Bank
for confirmation big) to Norway using @TransferWise. It took a day until it
reached our account and did cost roughly a third of what we would have payed at
our bank. Great service!

So. Important. If you see something say something.
https://twitter.com/virtualjess/status/1027124765918724096

@maaretp
@SamirTalwar
@wolframkriesing
@ikusalic
@dtanzer come to mind when I think about men who
care about testing and software quality that also speak.

@maaretp
@SamirTalwar
@wolframkriesing
@ikusalic
@dtanzer
@alvarobiz has won a special place in my heart
at #socrates2019, he needs to go on a stage!

@maaretp From first hand experience I know
@carlosble and
@DanielRamosAcos to be in love with good
software and great teachers.

Come to #Trondheim 🇳🇴 Maker Faire Fri and Sat and learn how to build a Cat
Tracker with @NordicTweets tech. We provide
hard and software samples so you can start easily with the newly released
#Thingy91.

New haircut. New sunglasses. Old town hall. #Offenbach

Perfect weather to be testing the
@NordicTweets #Thingy91 outdoors!

@pati_gallardo Thanks, it's easy for me,
but great to hear that it helps you!

Hey @MicrosoftTeams, it seems you and
@Outlook are playing a tag-game with my
credentials on Android and I need to do this SSO dance multiple times a day.

@ChristinGorman Hei, I am helping to build
the event page for the Ada Lovelace Mini Conference and I would like to provide
speaker information on the page (if that is OK for you).

Would you kindly provide me with the information you would like to share?

Name: Pronouns: URL: Description (in third person): Image:

The content will be published on https://techwomen.no/ and you can always
update it yourself later via
https://github.com/tech-women/tech-women.github.io/

Thank you!

@acdlola Hei, I am helping to build the event page for the Ada Lovelace Mini
Conference and I would like to provide speaker information on the page (if that
is OK for you).

Would you kindly provide me with the information you would like to share?

@acdlola Name: Pronouns: URL: Description (in third person): Image:

The content will be published on https://techwomen.no/ and you can always
update it yourself later via
https://github.com/tech-women/tech-women.github.io/

Thank you!

@SamirTalwar ts-lint and eslint-typescript
have tests for "floating" promises:
https://github.com/typescript-eslint/typescript-eslint/blob/master/packages/eslint-plugin/docs/rules/no-floating-promises.md

@SamirTalwar I personally have been bitten by

try { doAsyncThing() } catch { // Never called in above fails }

The one and only @dc7590 is opening an evening
full of chaos (SO on brand for him) with
@russmiles Thanks for the hosting
@dbsystel!

@matschmann Ja, kurzer Zwischenstopp vor der
CodeBreeze: https://codebreeze.netlify.com/

Mirjam wrote a beautiful post about what makes
@SoCraTes_Conf such a unique place. And how
heartbreaking the real world is.

No coincidence that we called it a "place for utopias" this year. I hope that we
got to inspire more people to work on making these utopias reality.
https://twitter.com/mirjam_diala/status/1167091521184837637

@acdlola Sure! I was not able to DM you, but my DMs are open.

@acdlola No worries!

#chaosengineering is about acknowledging that we are wrong all the time and with
that knowledge deliberately and scientifically work towards being less wrong.

@alexschnapper Thanks! Sorry you couldn't
make it, the talk is pretty good!

@russmiles quotes extensively from
@nicolefv http://et.al.'s book Accelerate.

I also highly recommend it! https://itrevolution.com/book/accelerate/

@mirjam_diala
@SoCraTes_Conf I couldn't explain SoCraTes
in a better way.

Seems a lot of "guys" work here...

Thanks @halle_bad_kapp for sponsoring this cool event!

@sebs303 @s0enke
@benjamin @Quora
@SoCraTes_Conf
@learnerbyheart It has been researched,
the Wikipedia page lists three studies you could look into:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_law

@sebs303 Do you see people "applying" conveys
law? It describes emergent behaviour of organisations. It's like a bias, I know
it exists, and I can try to reduce it's effect.

@sebs303 I don't use Quora.

@pati_gallardo
https://www.seancassidy.me/diagnosis-of-the-openssl-heartbleed-bug.html

This post now also contains instructions how to build @zephyriot binaries on
@github using Actions: #iot #continuousdelivery
/status/1161679210575998976

@SamirTalwar Thanks!

Days since wearing it would have been needed: 0

@datenreisender
@NordicTweets Yay! Starting there already?

We are pioneering a conference format that combines nature, vacation, outdoor
activities, saunas, building human connections with a tech open space. I 💙 it!
Reach out, if you want to join! https://codebreeze.netlify.com/
https://twitter.com/rinkkasatiainen/status/1167479580174815232

@marcphilipp
@rinkkasatiainen We are planning to!

@robinboehm
@ConfBuddy
@ngdeconf
@webdave_de Thanks for being awesome
@ConfBuddy​s!