May 2017

@lara_amalia Hast Du einen Link zum Rezept?

@benjamin Ja, gutes Beispiel wie unser
Arbeitsplatz noch "optimiert" wird. Das zu Hinterfragen und einzudämmen wird
schwierig.

Today at #tagderarbeit we celebrate the fight of the working class for a better
society. Here is something important I'd like you to do:

Inform yourself about your rights as a worker and employee! Neither your
employer nor our education will teach you these sufficiently.

Learn about regulations for workplace safety and conditions because your health
is key to a happy life.

Learn about overtime: you do not have to work overtime. The exceptions to that
rule are rare and really hard to justify.

Learn about how to deal with harassment or if you are target of or witnesses
power abuse. Start talking to coworkers and find allies.

Know that you are allowed to talk about your salary! Share this information with
coworkers to understand if you are paid fair.

Learn about "Bildungsurlaub": you get extra vacation for taking education
courses.

A tough one: Hold yourself and your employer to high moral standards. Don't help
in shady or illegal business. Never stop asking questions!

It's ok (and free!) to seek help in case you feel stressed. More people then
ever are hospitalized for psychic treatment in Germany.

Organize! More and more individualized (and sub-contracted) work disconnects the
workforce. Power comes from joining forces on issues.

@robsblog
@mayflowergmbh Absolutely! Equal pay sounds
good, but is hardly what you really want.

@robsblog
@mayflowergmbh Buffer has updated their
scheme recently: https://open.buffer.com/transparent-salaries/ … good ideas in
there. Transparency, above all, is key.

These fuckers at Facebook wanted to know when teenagers are vulnerable to MAKE
THIS AVAILABLE TO ADVERTISERS:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/leaked-document-reveals-facebook-conducted-research-to-target-emotionally-vulnerable-and-insecure-youth/news-story/d256f850be6b1c8a21aec6e32dae16fd
https://twitter.com/cdedaj/status/858949690460712960

@david_losert Delete and send again. It's
fine.

@gazebo_c
@RalfDMueller I can't expect them to be
comfortable with proposing/building sophisticated solutions. And that they'll
need more time to figure sth out.

@franzen_simon Very much so, that's why I'm
member of @VGSDeV.

@PeterHilton
@c089 Hm, how is "Junior" the XP level between
"junior" and "senior"?

@lara_amalia
@Buechse67
@eiswuerfelimsch Cool, Danke!

@lara_amalia
@Buechse67
@eiswuerfelimsch Hast Du den Honig
weggelassen? Ist ja (zumindest für mich) Equivalent zu Zucker.

@goethalss Ich würde ja ohne Umwege mal einen
Impossible Burger essen: https://www.impossiblefoods.com/findus/ (Veganes
Patty, das wie Fleisch schmeckt)

Awesome! @RuhrJS asks for childcare, and I can opt
out of the goodie bag! #lessstuff Get your tickets here:
https://ti.to/ruhrjs/ruhrjs2017/with/sblysvvn8a0

I just registered for RuhrJS2017 https://ti.to/ruhrjs/ruhrjs2017

@DTraub @VGSDeV
@franzen_simon Back in the days it was a
little chaotic. But should work now!

First day of being a freelancer again. I start with an interview for
https://www.sbb-stipendien.de/aufstiegsstipendium/stipendiaten/alumni-interviews.html

Later I'll prep a two day consulting workshop this week in which I'll evaluate a
software project for quality and business value.

And also today I'll have a video chat where I give tips about working with
distributed teams.

Besides that, updating my homepage and hanging out on Twitter and Slack(s).

@dc7590 Thank you Darren! That's a nice way to
start my week! I hope yours will be awesome, too!

@dc7590 No, I was not aware that it happens. But I
have an appointment tonight anyway.

@ThisIsMissEm https://www.nimber.com/
http://tech.co/international-crowdsourced-shipping-startups-2015-03

Of course, I needed to create a new Slack for me:
https://coderbyheart.slack.com/ I need a place to put me reminders,
notifications and stuff.

@dc7590
@productownerbc If I don't get a ticket to
@SoCraTes_Conf, yes.

Ask HN: Do you think Electron is good for building Desktop Apps?
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14245183

@greenkeeperio Last line "if you are not
seeing …" is not visible in Chrome: https://account.greenkeeper.io/

@finnpauls
@greenkeeperio Yes, thanks!

@goloroden don't forget to ask
@dtanzer about him teaching react!

Geil, da behält dein ehemaliger AG einfach das letzte Gehalt ein. Ohne
Abrechnung. Und die Info gibt es erst auf Nachfrage.

Gibt's da nicht Standard-Mahnverfahren?

This might be the last job you'll ever get as a developer! Better take that
opportunity ... https://twitter.com/SamirTalwar/status/859685491448434689

@rradczewski
@benjamin
@SamirTalwar Provide a tutorial how to get
the codebase up and running (or if closed source) an example project. This can
easily take hours.

Very sweet: my wife's coworkers are noticing that I won't be cooking for her
tonight and that she won't have lunch tomorrow.

@g33konaut @Una 🤗
I'm not sure if I figured this out or it's just that I'm free of kids and am
lucky to have talent that people value. How can I help you?

@rradczewski Of course, if you make time for
that, even better!

Prepack will optimize away all your inefficient and pointless #javascript code.
Because we all suck at writing efficient statements.
https://twitter.com/sebmarkbage/status/859816747406286848

Meet my new inbox: You can now ask my questions, which I will reply to, because
you pay me to. https://21.co/coderbyheart/

@justinian_de Danke, dachte ich mir. Ich
setze erstmal fristen via E-Mail und telefonische Klärung.

Meet me @tradebyte /dev/night #10 where I'll speak about testing for
organizations with fast innovation cycles
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/dev_night/events/237873147/ #tdd

@justinian_de Abrechnungen habe ich auch
schon viele und Zahlungen die nicht dazu passen. Faszinierend wie schwer das für
manche sein kann.

@AvaJarvisArt Thanks for sharing. I'm lucky I've never been in a state that you
describe. And I'm happy that you found a way to cope with it!

@PatrickHeneise Weather in Germany is the
shit since I'm back.

@justinian_de Ja, diese ganze
Infantilisierung von Geschäftsführungen durch Start-ups muss eine Goldgrube für
Anwälte sein.

That workshop yesterday was fun! Customer said invest was justified and the
analysis @sebastian_nell and me delivered
was very valuable.

Sometimes you just want to be the worker gluing logs to the ground with
construction foam to build a dam.

.@sebastian_nell Today I'm writing the
report and some recommendation for next steps.

My @elnaturalistaes have a design flaw.

@dtanzer
@NativeWired I did a coaching tandem
yesterday with a bizdev guru and it worked perfectly. Because it is a function
of biz. /status/860033048229838848

@dtanzer
@NativeWired having both views present helped
to deliver a much better analysis of the customers problem.

@rubstrauber Yesterday I heard: "kö" for
queue, like in https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(Billard)

Brought my wife's Surface to work so I can use Skype for Business.

"You have no camera." WTF

@elnaturalistaes Cool, will do!

Not sure if #fintech or #lowtech

Join @mortzu at the CC Camp?
https://twitter.com/c089/status/860109462220267520

@stadtkindFFM Oh wie geil. Ich bekomme
Gänsehaut!

@SkypeBusiness While in a conference. On
Chrome.

@stadtkindFFM Wir haben gar keine mehr.

@stadtkindFFM Mayday Anthem! I wanna be a
Hippie! Du hast meine Sammlung ;-)

@stadtkindFFM
https://open.spotify.com/album/69gBSeUZ6BfX6Hyk4l4Bwr

@stadtkindFFM Kennste dette?
http://m.trndmusik.de/2016/07/paul-kalkbrenner-nimmt-uns-auf-seine-zweite-zeitreise-mit-back-to-the-future/

@stadtkindFFM Fuck ausverkauft ...
https://batschkapp.tickets.de/de/events/8979-Paul_Kalkbrenner_presents:__BACK_TO_THE_FUTURE_

Dieser Text könnte auch über Frankfurt sein.
https://twitter.com/NicoleRauch/status/860356643183366144

I made Kudos Cards for @SoCraTes_Conf:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/SoCraTes-Kudos-Cards

https://github.com/pmq20/node-compiler can compile your Node.js project into
one executable file for Windows, Mac or Linux.

@c089 Yes, that's what I thought, too.

The BKA offers their information on how to behave in case of a cyber crime … AS
A PRINT FLYER:
https://www.polizei.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/UnsereAufgaben/Deliktsbereiche/InternetKriminalitaet/handlungsempfehlungenWirtschaft.html;jsessionid=41B68DF2CC65724244DDFF192671F7E8.live0611?nn=39938

brb … doing a programming test

💯

Nice writeup of @td_berlin's experience running a #remote team:
http://td-berlin.github.io/culture/environment/teamwork/remote/management/2016/05/11/remote-setup.html

@gazebo_c Best way to start a work phase: zone
out a little. I'm biking to work can start off immediately when arriving.

As a CTO I'm a manager. I manage developers and I manage other managers. That
wasn't clear to me when I started doing this five years ago.

My coffee date couldn't make it. No biggie at Aniis, enjoying a coffee after an
interesting week.

@iheartfrankfurt Die Hessewirtschaft in
der Senefelderstr. hat einen super Burger.

@jannisborgers I'm not looking to be a CTO
again, so go figure.

@SkypeBusiness That went fine, except there
was no video.

@plaugg
@SoCraTes_Conf The allmighty
https://inkscape.org/de/ !

@ManuelBieh Yes, I'd roughly say that the
highest coding amount was never above 50%.

@ManuelBieh Yes and for me there is also the
Principal Developer role, which I should have looked for in retrospective.

@ManuelBieh Which rarely exists in startups,
though.

@ManuelBieh Which are also more managerial
roles.

@maybekatz Hm, what if someone writes
"prepare": "sudo rm -rf /" and places it in some obscure dependency?

@maybekatz Yes, you're right.

@maybekatz Yes, I use snyk. Thanks!

@maybekatz So, what would I use prepare for,
compared to postinstall? Could I even abort an install if exit code is not 0?

@maybekatz E.g. because system level dependency
is missing?

Sounds like a brilliant evening activity during an open-space: Buchstrudel –
Methodenbeschreibung – Emendare
http://www.emendare.de/swashbooking-aka-buchstrudel-die-methodenbeschreibung/

I still believe WikiLeaks has to publish what they receive if it is the truth.
Listen to Assange explains this in the
@theintercept podcast.
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/860659181317218306

I’m A Woman In Tech, Here’s How I Think We Can Recruit More:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/im-woman-tech-heres-how-i-think-we-can-recruit-more-danielle-merfeld-1

@plaugg Again, if it is legit information, there
is no reason to hold it back. If they deliberately chose that time for tactical
reasons, not good.

The Netflix slide set on their corporate culture is still incredibly inspiring:
https://de.slideshare.net/reed2001/culture-1798664/34-Hard_Work_Not_Relevant_We

There are no #MacronLeaks. Politically motivated hacking is not whistleblowing.
#France https://interc.pt/2p7JELh by
@RobertMackey

Inside VW’s Campaign of Trickery https://nyti.ms/2pQGpqq #dieselgate

I'm happy to return my #xps13 to my former employer. The quirks made it an OK
machine, but I never enjoyed working with it.

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu What are
you referring to specifically? I'd argue that @jsconf is an example for a
inclusive and diverse conference.

@SeanTMcGinnis
@e_monty Yes, because decision makers these days
work with old paradigms which they have been taught 20 years ago, by even older
teachers.

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
Ah, ok. From running big events I know from my own XP that this is tough to
manage. Were you asked for your dietary restrictions upfront?

@lukeb3000 This has been circling around HN for
ages: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=743201

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
But why would you have to eat food during a conference, that involves cruelty to
animals?

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
A lot! It's great that people take a stand and offer meals that are environment
friendly, healthy.

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
They provide an example, which shows that you can and must choose always, and
can't just ignore certain aspects for convenience.

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
I'll ignore your argument for plants being equal to animals because you use it
as a deflection.

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
I still don't understand why you, Seif, are offended by not being served meat,
especially if the fact is advertised on the website.

@Roritharr @SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
So, you it makes you feel devalued as a meat eater. I can understand your
feeling.

@Roritharr @SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
Would you say that meat based food is great meal for any group of people,
though?

@SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
Sorry, I misinterpreted that!

@Roritharr Yes, it's too easy, meat is default ingredient for most catering
offers you'll get. I'm curious though, why you personally would need it?

@Roritharr @SeifLotfy
@jsconfeu @jsconf
If you go for the defaults for anything besides content, you would run
conferences for thousands of € per ticket in a Hotel. That sucks.

@Roritharr You are contradictive: you don't want organizers to put focus on
food, but serve exactly what you like?
https://twitter.com/Roritharr/status/861186868456697860

@SeifLotfy How about we conclude this discussion and say that there are many
other conferences besides @jsconfeu where you
also could go. @Roritharr

@SeifLotfy @jsconfeu @Roritharr And maybe some
day, you'll organize your own tech conference, and be an example for others,
like @jsconfeu is today.

@Virtual_Patrick It's from 2009. But
seems to be accurate: https://www.quora.com/Whats-it-like-to-work-at-Netflix

@SeifLotfy And I'll join you!

@lukeb3000 The you might also enjoy these:
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/joy-inc
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/unboss-a-compendium-for-future-organizations
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/an-everyone-culture
https://blog.coderbyheart.com/the-seven-day-weekend

@lukeb3000 Oh, really? It's basically a reddit
for overpaid white dudes in Silicon Valley. But you'll find brilliance in the
comments to each story.

What is https://news.ycombinator.com/:
/status/861250803427889155

The role of the Architect is sorely missed in the Agile space:
https://www.technative.io/uk-wasting-37-billion-a-year-on-failed-agile-it-projects/

@benjamin My surprise was genuine.

@ua6oxa
@maybekatz Why couldn't I transpile in
postinstall? What are the differences in lifecycle?

@maybekatz
@ua6oxa Makes sense, but when is prepare executed,
if not during installation? I solve the before publish with scripts run by CI.

@maybekatz
@ua6oxa Thanks! That's awesome!

Stupid visuals volume 17:

@maybekatz Then 3 installs devDeps of
your/fork?

@c089 Developers love rules, to a fault. "we decided
to use Cucumber for all tests" m(

@Lotterleben Warum?

@Ookami86 @dtanzer
@adibolb
@NativeWired
@SoCraTes_Conf Yes definitely!

@Lotterleben SMS ist nicht hunderprozentig
sicher, aber für iTunes OK

@Lotterleben Ah, aber per Bluetooth gepaired,
deswegen sieht der die SMS.

@lauralindal Just send it in anyway!

@lauralindal Yeah, but I had something
similar recently (for a job) and I tracked down the contact person and send it
to them directly.

CEOs, are you reading this? Is a tweet about your strategy being liked this
much? If not, why not?
/status/861150376782856192

Wow, someone wrote A LOT about his quest of baking the perfect pizza:
http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm

@benjamin might like this, too!
/status/861541267389513728

Things to Use Instead of JWT:
https://kev.inburke.com/kevin/things-to-use-instead-of-jwt/

IMO still nothing wrong with using JWT, if forcing the algo.
/status/861541895612366848

Suddenly the music stops … "Sorry, I just have to reboot my amp."
https://www.golem.de/news/mustang-gt-fender-zeigt-seine-ersten-vernetzten-gitarrenverstaerker-1705-127686.html
#internetofshit

@benjamin I've got a pretty good dough figured
out, but I'll try his. That Pizza he made is what I love, too.

Wow! https://twitter.com/wearehanno/status/861561479304237056

Crazy times! I'll be in Trondheim 🇳🇴 this week! I'm so lucky to get to see the
fjords again.

You can't make this shit up!
https://twitter.com/Maggysche/status/861608734396743680

Buy more tickets to support @Maggysche awesome
work: https://ruhrjs.de/tickets
https://twitter.com/Maggysche/status/861608734396743680

@Maggysche
@codepo8 Chris means, teach us how to achieve
this!

http://bysin.net/2017/05/07/no-good-reason-to-use-nodejs/ should have been
titled: "There's no good [performance] reason to use Nodejs" I'd put that very
low on my prio list.

"Britain is a managed democracy."
https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/861322191396372481

@Virtual_Patrick I hope for clear sky so
I can take some awesome pictures!

@SkypeBusiness Yes.

Backend und Frontend im Westend @check24de
#rheinmainrocks

@wmfra @check24de
Ja, scheint als könnten die 1-2 Leute gebrauchen. Alle Jobs, hier:
https://jobs.check24.de/search?locations=Frankfurt

What @travisci?
https://twitter.com/Singsalad/status/861696780907544576

@Singsalad I didn't get that mail. Maybe
phishing?

@flbenz
@Singsalad Question is, can they correctly
determine affected users? Or should we better revoke all tokens.

@flbenz
@Singsalad E.g. I have tokens in orgs jobs, and
I'm no longer part of the org. How will
@travisci know that the token belongs to my
account.

@sainaen @flbenz
@Singsalad
@travisci Ah, good!

Good read on Tarantino: Quentin Tarantino Is About to Drop His Most
Unconventional Film in Decades
http://www.villagevoice.com/film/quentin-tarantino-is-about-to-drop-his-most-unconventional-film-in-decades-8035303

I'll be speaking about #remote teams in Frankfurt on Wednesday:
http://www.wj-frankfurt.de/?module=*termin&id=10210 (Talk will be held in
German)

Why Elm? (Free Intro as PDF)
http://www.oreilly.com/web-platform/free/files/why-elm.pdf

.@dtanzer on the Missing Link in Agile Coaching.
We are raising awareness that tech+biz need agile coaching, too!
http://devteams.at/the_missing_link_in_agile_coaching

Resisting my urge to look into ELM and doing the intro by
@rwieruch to React:
https://github.com/rwieruch/the-road-to-learn-react/

.@rwieruch I know it's just for learning styling
in React, but building a Table from Divs is a particular bad example.
https://github.com/rwieruch/the-road-to-learn-react/blob/master/manuscript/chapter2.md#styling-components

@UuMacher here is
@wearehanno's playbook we talked about
yesterday: http://playbook.hanno.co/

@jezenthomas @rwieruch I'm also looking
specifically at course material for @Code_Door
students.

@jezenthomas @rwieruch I'm also collection more
arguments against React, or respectively understand why Elm is better. The CSS
part alone is a huge pro.

@bomelino @ju_les
:-D

"Vorsicht, Garantieverweigerer! Warnung vor
@cyberport_de"
https://www.pc-kombo.de/blog/49/Vorsicht,%20Garantieverweigerer!%20Warnung%20vor%20Cyberport

@rradczewski
https://github.com/vesparny/fair-analytics

Client feedback from last week's workshop was great. I could help them realize
that changing their strategy in tech and biz is needed. 💪

Also a successful customer validation for my new role as a consultant.

Volunteering @codedoor suddenly turns a lot of useless knowledge into value.
Like knowing how to install stuff on Linux.

https://insights.stackoverflow.com/trends doesn't even list ELM.

@Jan0707
@CodeDoor Yes, usually Thursdays
@socialimpactlab Frankfurt.

@Jan0707
@CodeDoor Do you want to join? We are always
looking for mentors:
https://hallofrankfurt.de/6-reasons-to-join-code-door-now-a7c8ad3d0257

@goloroden
https://github.com/pmq20/node-compiler hat eine Übersicht zu Node.js compilern
und deren Vor- und Nachteile.

Git 2.13 introduces conditional configuration includes:
https://github.com/blog/2360-git-2-13-has-been-released

Tonight at IHK Frankfurt I'll speak about working in distributed teams:
http://www.wj-frankfurt.de/?module=*termin&id=10210

"Botschafter für Dezentralisierung" sounds about right. Fight the monolith! (in
teams, companies and software)
/status/862232063264641025

"Panzer mit Radio und MP3 Anschluss" must be an awesome toy, telling by the boys
face. http://amzn.to/2q29cZ7

They posted a job offer and looked out for gender issues, but still received no
application from a female frontend developer.
https://twitter.com/wearehanno/status/862289362318479360

@wearehanno Thanks for sharing this, it's
super interesting to follow your efforts!

TIL: @mobilejazzcom is a high performing
team - of freelancers. It's not a contract that binds people to a company, but
the culture.

@fleming77
@DrLucyRogers Did you apply?

@plaugg Yes, "not monolithic" is a pretty big
spectrum.

Uhh, nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjwfqXTebIY

Deutsche Telekom is dipping their toes in flat organizations:
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/report-ich-habe-das-gefuehl-hier-sollen-koepfe-rollen-1.3492274

Let's talk about remote teams!

Kicking off the evening with the Young Entrepreneurs Frankfurt.

@codecopkofler
@dtanzer @adibolb
@NativeWired How many clients do you know
that understand that model, though?

@codecopkofler
@dtanzer @adibolb
@NativeWired That's the thing, we see clients
that hire agile process coaches, but fail to understand that business and tech
also need coaching.

I must not forget to pack warmer clothes. #trd🇳🇴

@ryyppy Yes, I'm getting a small city tour and
have some spare hours before flying back on Saturday. I'll try to make much of
that!

Why didn't I find out about these earlier?!

@ju_les Ein Fidget Cube!
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B06XT5619G/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_BrbfzbGNSX6TY

@dunkelzahn_ They have parts that make sound
as well as silent ones.

@g33konaut I once said we are glorified
plumbers and got very angry comments.

@firstbird So you know that AngularJS is v1.x?

Gibt es auch die Brötchenhand?
https://twitter.com/berlinerzeitung/status/862617522012659714

HP released an audio driver which contains instructions which turns it into a
keylogger:
https://www.modzero.ch/modlog/archives/2017/05/11/en_keylogger_in_hewlett-packard_audio_driver/index.html

30.-01.07.17 #offtopia @Afip_Hessen:
http://www.afip-hessen.de/offtopia/ #rheinmainrocks

Fixing a bug in "Airwolf" code from 1984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1K-CRi_yZ0

Aim for a nice human readable config format and totally ruin it with unreadable
extras: https://github.com/typesafehub/config/blob/master/HOCON.md

.@SlackHQ custom favicon colors would be cool!
Because …

.@SlackHQ Of course, I can fix this a little by
having a unique name for #general per Slack.

So, I've done a few programming tests now, and one things that strikes me as
really odd is the evaluation of knowledge about the Big O. ⤵️

It's unquestionable that I should be able so solve an algorithmic problem
correctly.

But what does implementing a performant solution in withing a short period of
time proof?

I either know the optimal solution already or I'll Google it. What's the point
in that?

I'll always prefer the most straight forward, easy to read and understand
solution for any given problem

than a hard to decipher blurb of lines which can take a while to understand for
other developers.

Because, in the real world, you will in most cases have the help of a VM that
does the optimization for you, or:

you have the time AND the data to figure out the real bottlenecks of an
algorithm.

And in that case, the implementation of the solution will probably be highly
coupled to the specific features of the language.

Boarding SK638 to Stockholm. 🛫

🛬 ARN

@plaugg
@Die_Begum Hier wird der ganze Schlamassel des
DLF erklärt:
http://uebermedien.de/15483/dlf-entstellt-andrea-nahles-position-zum-grundeinkommen

Great view flying @SAS SK638 today:

@mattsches
@jetbrains Sicher das das so heißt?
https://www.jetbrains.com/toolbox/

@mattsches
@jetbrains Wie ersetzt die JB Toolbox bei dir
Shell-Scripte?

On the next leg to #TRD🇳🇴 ... In a cute CRJ 900.

🛬#TRD🇳🇴

Norwegians buying alcohol like crazy in the Duty Free.

0.5l beer is €5.30.

Epic view from flybussen. #trd🇳🇴

Of course there is free WiFi available in the bus.
/status/862763750230827008

@fhinkel
@netzzwerg Write them a short letter and offer
links to these lists of women in tech or
@speakerinnen so they have no excuse.

One Tesla after another. #trd🇳🇴

@benjamin
@fhinkel
@netzzwerg Maybe.

Just yesterday I heard in a Slack that an event uninvited penalists because they
wanted to have a more diverse lineup.

@benjamin
@fhinkel
@netzzwerg 3 has IMO the biggest chance of
changing their minds.

a CRATE Oettinger is €6 in Germany.

@mattsches Warum?! Unter Linux macht das die
IDE schon immer selber.

Being back in 🇳🇴 is so awesome. And it's so beautiful.

@NativeWired They do have good beer, though.

@mattsches Bei mir ist das dann eine Mischung,
die größeren Versionen werden vom OS (Arch) aktualisiert.

A very beautiful morning in #trd🇳🇴.

Even block housing looks nice here. #trd🇳🇴

@benjamin I have hopes. I don't know who they
are, though.

They have a rotating tower restaurant which has this view! Hurtigruten departing
on the Fjord. #trd🇳🇴 😍

These speak for themselves. #trd🇳🇴

It hasn't been this cold since 70 years in Scandinavia that's why I saw so many
mountains covers in snow. #trd🇳🇴
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-11/coldest-night-in-70-years-causes-spring-pinch-for-nordic-power

@c089 @Singsalad
Shit man! I hope for you that this is over soon!

Did a little walk to the #trd🇳🇴 harbor, the weather is really having a blast
today!

They also have these BBQ places on the Fjord. #trd🇳🇴

There is the most awesome access to the water for swimming you can imagine.
#trd🇳🇴

Look at this cute lighthouse! #trd🇳🇴

Doesn't matter where I point the camera, btw. #trd🇳🇴

@RidingWolf Also in Barcelona.

@RidingWolf #trd🇳🇴 is a bike city, btw. I see
a lot fat tires and ebikes. Must be fun riding them here.

Analysis of 'WannaCry'
http://blog.talosintelligence.com/2017/05/wannacry.html?m=1

The pictures only tell half the story. I'm so lucky I get to be here again.
#trd🇳🇴 https://twitter.com/Virtual_Patrick/status/863308359163936768

Took a morning walk before heading back to the airport. #trd🇳🇴

The #trd🇳🇴 castle offers an awesome view and is situated in a lively
neighborhood:

Strolling back down to the center of #trd🇳🇴

https://youtu.be/MeDgdivNlMc #trd🇳🇴

Vor allem weil da in den allermeisten Fällen eine Paketmanager benutzt wird um
Software zu installieren und damit sind Updates einfach.
https://twitter.com/amokleben/status/863353916704120833

@c089 What was your mistake?

Good move ;-) #WannaCry https://twitter.com/yetzt/status/863158141957148672

Nice waiting area! #trd🇳🇴

🤗 #trd🇳🇴 🛫

🛬 #osl🇳🇴

I can't resist. Thanks @haraball for introducing
me. #osl🇳🇴

@johncutlefish Shouldn't it all boil down
to the development of #customervalue?

Waiting for the flight to #FRA, watching
@wilddueck's #rp17 talk.

@johncutlefish Yes, unfortunately, if you
keep them busy with other unimportant things.

And Lufthansa takes me home. #osl🇳🇴

🛬 #fra🇩🇪

Pilot promised good weather, and "summer finally". That was a joke, obviously.
⛈️

@NativeWired Remind me again what that was?

@LeadershipNudge This definitely needs
more sharing!

And founders that deliberately hand off problem solving to others but expect
quick results are the worst kind of those.
https://twitter.com/aycangulez/status/863382388205907972

R&D seems to be a foreign concept in most German companies these days.
https://twitter.com/RealGeneKim/status/863150772006944768

@c089 und man braucht (s)ein Handy mit WLAN. Was für
ein Bullshit-Konzept.

TIL: In Trondheim, pool tables are the new foosball table. #trd🇳🇴

Here are all the #trd🇳🇴 pics:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tacker/albums/72157683805459415 incl. precise
location.

Wcry ransomware is reborn without its killswitch, starts spreading anew
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/14/as-predicted.html/amp

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to d3.js:
https://medium.com/@enjalot/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-d3-js-a8552174733a

@JSCraftCamp can we have a code of conduct,
please?

@johncutlefish Complexity.

@rradczewski For me Go is great for
crystallizing a "done" feature. Because you get speed, stability and safety.

@rradczewski I'll do it only after I reach
perf limit in JS, which rarely happens.

@rradczewski I used it in the past to escape
the performance woes of PHP. But since Google is so much investing in V8, it
might be I'll never need to.

YOUOKAY (Eschborn), an #IoT Startup is looking for a full-time sysadmin with
devops and techops skills:
https://gist.github.com/coderbyheart/72d00e26bbd2ff33c51563ed72d7e70d

Get your company know to many awesome developers, by sponsoring JSCraftCamp -
21+22 July 2017 in Munich. http://jscraftcamp.org/sponsoring.html

Love #camping? Check out Europe's best app for finding awesome camper van sites!
http://campervan.guide/

“Inhaberwechsel bei ‘Die Zentrale’ Coworking Space” by
@Marv2punkt0
https://hallofrankfurt.de/inhaberwechsel-bei-die-zentrale-coworking-space-fef65129ad53

It would be really disruptive if they'd make their whole show available via VR.
https://twitter.com/verge/status/863318651801391104

I'll be speaking about TDD vs. Velocity tonight in Ansbach at /dev/night:
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/dev_night/events/237873147/

Arrived in Nuremberg. #camping Actually,
@_developercamp'ing.

@cowglow
@_developercamp Sorry, no. I'll head
straight back on Thursday. And tonight and tomorrow evening is packed ...

@stadtkindFFM Leider sind die Brötchen dazu
im Maxi Eisen total langweilig.

@diz_lizzy
@stadtkindFFM Du verpasst da nichts.

Arrived @Tradebyte for /dev/night extended which is part of #nueww

Here are my slides for my talk on TDD vs. Velocity I just held at /dev/night
@Tradebyte: https://goo.gl/0EUz40

I once again am at a male only tech event. :-(

Arrived @_developercamp ... Found the
coffee line. #devcamp17

#devcamp17 has all the power you need.

Hurra for 17. Mai! 🇳🇴

@wellendonner We'll probably see more .js*
extensions in the future. Module loading for instance.

@wellendonner So I'd prefer .js because it's
a dialect and needs js to be used, but, pragmatically IDK.

.@_developercamp session planning.
#devcamp17

So many sessions, half of the room is on stage presenting. #devcamp17

Enrich your HTML with attributes to automagically connect to a backend.
https://twitter.com/LeaVerou/status/864477162476318721

@c089
@wellendonner foo.jsx+flow@ES7 // SCNR I
think file extensions are not intended to convey detailed context.

@c089
@wellendonner Maybe we can have something
like .editorconfig, just for configuring the JavaScript world of the project.

Learning about #wasm at #devcamp17

Great code of conduct! #devcamp17

Definitely a cool location! #devcamp17

Awesome food at #devcamp17

Intro to #elm by @stesie23 #devcamp17

@ion2s Take #devcamp17 as an example of how to
reduce your long list of vacancies. ;-)

Hier sind meine Slides mit allen Links: TDD vs. Velocity https://goo.gl/0EUz40
#devamp17

@divb Klar, aber ich glaub erst nach der letzten
Session, beim Bier. So viele spannende Themen!

Datengetriebene Software-Entwicklung #devcamp17

Wall-art at Z-Bau. #devcamp17

V8 JavaScript Engine: Launching Ignition and TurboFan
https://v8project.blogspot.de/2017/05/launching-ignition-and-turbofan.html

A reading recommendation from #devcamp17: The Business Value of Agile Software
Methods
https://www.amazon.de/dp/1604270314/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_x_BTghzbC638YWF

@Ravetracer Sehr schön!

xkcd: Machine Learning https://xkcd.com/1838/

#devcamp17 has hammocks!

@stadtkindFFM es gibt mehr von deiner Sorte!

@divb Ich stell mich mal beim Grill an und suche
dich dann.

Awesome dinner at #devcamp17

The #devcamp17 is setting a new standard for the BarCamps out there: great
venue, food and wide range of topics. 👌

Eary-bird sessions start without breakfast. #devcamp17

These times we are living in, though.

Working at Netflix 2017
http://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-16/working-at-netflix-2017.html

9 o'clock session on JavaScript at #devcamp17. Hipster can be early birds, too!
@BjoernSchotte

@bruckmayer Klar. Wann? 1600?

@bruckmayer Was wäre die Alternative für dich?
Oder beim Mittagessen?

Added a best practices session on distributed teams at 1500 in Roter Saal.
@_developercamp #devcamp17

Here are my slides on automating library releases and dependency management in
#JavaScript from #devcamp17: https://goo.gl/6ftIZA

And VW and BMW are like, DIESEL all the way to 2100.
http://www.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/unternehmen/volvo-geht-auf-distanz-zum-diesel-15018850.html

Maybe You don't Hate Agile - Maybe You Just Need Some Coaching:
http://devteams.at/maybe_you_dont_hate_agile_maybe_you_just_need_some_coaching

I wonder how they evaluated that giving there is no employer rating feature on
LinkedIn. https://twitter.com/ZalandoTech/status/865181407739621378

Here are the slides I showed during the distributed teams session:
https://goo.gl/z5SZv1 #devcamp17

@Ravetracer Ja, leider. Deswegen ist es so
wichtig für die Denker ein Umfeld zu schaffen in dem auch sie gehört werden.
Ggfs können hier Allies helfen.

@xychelsea Welcome back! Great to see you!

https://launchpad.graphql.com/ is a #GraphQL REPL.

TravisCI adds build stages which gives you to better control over various task
orchestration in a build:
https://blog.travis-ci.com/2017-05-11-introducing-build-stages

@gr2m https://stackshare.io/

These are mobile phone data plans:

@MarianSteinbach NOK, but that is
currently the same ration to EUR.

Price is not as cheap as in Finland, but that they actually offer 60 GB plans is
awesome ;-)

@trishi_de http://www.aniis.de/

@trishi_de Tawaraya
https://www.google.de/maps/place/Tawaraya/@50.1118157,8.7129156,19z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1sfrankfurt+ostend+indisch!3m4!1s0x0:0xd7b7ca385a5f8232!8m2!3d50.1120198!4d8.7131835

… and now @JSCraftCamp has a Code of Conduct!
http://jscraftcamp.org/values.html

.@sinnerschrader Thanks for sponsoring the
@JSCraftCamp party! http://jscraftcamp.org/
🎉

@stadtkindFFM 👋 schuldig:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tacker/albums/72157624383162450

@dtorres
@wellendonner Talk to
@blendedio ...

€256 hoodie has straightjacket mode and fully closes over your face to help you
calm down: https://www.vollebak.com/product/relaxation-hoodie-slate-grey/

.@trustyou thanks for sponsoring the http://jscraftcamp.org/ lunch! 👌🥙

Updated my talks section: you'll find the slides for my 4 #devcamp17 session on
https://coderbyheart.com/#talks

Hm, never needed to use root with npm i -g before.
https://github.com/sindresorhus/guides/blob/master/npm-global-without-sudo.md

@levlaz Oh, I might have forgotten that I told npm
to use my home dir way back. Basically what the article says. My bad!

"Amazon has made a change to the way it sells books, which may hurt publishers"
http://www.vox.com/platform/amp/culture/2017/5/19/15596050/amazon-buy-box-publishing-controversy

Managing Async Dependencies with JavaScript
https://hackcabin.com/post/managing-async-dependencies-javascript/

Apple didn’t forget to put a daycare in their new campus, they just didn’t want
one. http://mashable.com/2017/05/20/apple-campus-daycare.amp

Ah, this is in my .zshrc.local:
https://gist.github.com/coderbyheart/4f3892bf2a433be3821d9890065ebf0c

.@Mercateo_com thanks for sponsoring the http://jscraftcamp.org lunch! 🍕🤘

@untergrund_ffm Da gibt's auch was aus
Hessen:
http://hessenschau.de/wirtschaft/kasseler-startup-gewinnt-preis-mit-fahrrad-freisprechanlage,sminno-hessenchampion-100.html

@untergrund_ffm @getCOBI kennste?

@matthiaspatz Das ist aber seeehr weit
gefasst. Jeder will ja heute APIs anbieten. Was suchst Du denn?

@matthiaspatz
@CloudRail (Mannheim) integriert andere Cloud
APIs @contentful (Berlin) ist ein API-based
CMS @PAYONE_DE (Kiel) integriert Payment
Provider

@matthiaspatz
@Neighbourh00die (Berlin) baut Services
im JavaScript Ökosystem @sipgateDE (Düsseldorf)
VoiP API @VersionEye (Mannheim) Dependency Mgt
API

@lisaalmighty We'll, there are thousands of
teens and twens that won't care. And if you build products just for this group,
it's still a big market

@jndlr
@matthiaspatz Oder @figoapi (Hamburg)
Banking

@lisaalmighty Yes, I see that, too. But
right now it seems that's not noticed by Apple.

@SamirTalwar
@defunkt What is he proposing instead?

https://github.com/marketplace you belong there
@greenkeeperio!

@SamirTalwar
@defunkt Erm, okay. Wasn't aware that I would use
it for writing.

@BijanRahnema There is also a #golang
channel on the {fradev} slack: https://fradev.herokuapp.com/

TIL: #graphql has mutations which allow updating resources:
http://graphql.org/learn/queries/#mutations

@kventil Frag doch mal bei
@aragoGmbH nach, die suchen aktuell auch
Werkstudenten:
https://arago-hr.secure.force.com/hr/fRecruit__ApplyJob?vacancyNo=VN116

@SamirTalwar Using the existing
implementations? https://bitbucket.org/ssaasen/haskell-jwt
https://github.com/frasertweedale/hs-jose

@SamirTalwar Damn.

@PatrickHeneise
/status/866652925262802944

@PatrickHeneise
@asciidisco #graphql is "just" a schema for
accessing data. You implement the mapping to your datastore yourself (or using
existing mappers).

@StefanKellner Die ubiquity hardware is
preiswert und super. Setzen wir in der
@zentrale_ffm ein.
https://shop.omg.de/ubiquiti-networks/unifi/

@maybekatz What is your recommendation
regarding peerDependencies and this? I have a pkg, which offers a dist build,
but also libraries.

https://coderbyheart.com/ has been revamped. It's a
@getbootstrap 4 theme which builds
statically with content from @contentful.

Sourcecode: https://github.com/coderbyheart/coderbyheart.com

This is of course a beta release. I need to migrate the posts from jekyll.

@maybekatz Sorry for not being clear. I think I
have a more obscure scenario. I'm using install-peer-deps now:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/underline/blob/b0b996c1f43feb3b0adb7317dc67385e2e3e4aa7/.travis.yml
… works for me

@PatrickHeneise
@gerardsans
@asciidisco Here are some stubs:
http://graphql.org/code/

@PatrickHeneise
@gerardsans
@asciidisco You can use any data store. The
mutations express a change to your domain model. How you persist that change is
a separate concern.

@wellendonner Interessant in #Berlin wäre
z.B.: https://www.codecentric.de/stellen/senior-developer-javascript-mw/
@w3ltraumpirat
https://holidaypirates-jobs.personio.de/job/13477
@FrolleinJuNe

@wellendonner
@rradczewski knows his way around freelancing
in Berlin and remote and might have a tip for you as well.

When your company's ladder is built on
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2009/02/13/fog-creek-professional-ladder/ I'm
all ears. <3

@Charlotteis https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/Security

@wellendonner Well, SonarCube (or other)
offer much more metrics about code, not just "style". And commits can circumvent
local eslint, but never the CI.

@wellendonner I run eslint on Travis and
visualize code complexity, TODOs, coverage on
@codeclimate (which SonarCube can do, too).

🇳🇴

.@Code_Door'istas working hard despite the
super nice weather out there.

@benjamin Years of XP relevant to your current
position is IMHO a very valuable measure. But must not be used exclusively or
with too much weight.

@benjamin It should also not be a linear scale.

@code_punkt
@wellendonner
https://www.sonarsource.com/why-us/products/codeanalyzers/sonarjs.html

@code_punkt
@wellendonner There are teams, that use SC
for a lot of reporting. Especially for getting a grip on legacy code it can be
helpful.

@code_punkt
@wellendonner If you use ESLint (standard),
and code coverage for your test, you are 99% there.

@benjamin So that would mean these are equally
worth nothing: No education Berufsabschluss Bachelor Degree Master of Science

@benjamin I think your model is as good as any
as long as it is perceived as fair within the team.

https://workeer.de/ ist die erste Ausbildungs- und Arbeitsplatzbörse
Deutschlands, die sich speziell an Geflüchtete richtet.

I'm mentoring @Code_Door and this is why:
https://www.facebook.com/codedoor.org/posts/824750124338781?match=Y29kZWRvb3Iub3Jn

Slack is being rewritten in React and they share their journey:
https://slack.engineering/rebuilding-slacks-emoji-picker-in-react-bfbd8ce6fbfe

#muc https://twitter.com/myTalentscoutde/status/867249755554017280

@myTalentscoutde No, currently in
Frankfurt.

Hit me with your great dev apprenticeship vacancies in #RheinMainRocks land!
I'll share with 127 developers! (and here)

@noxannet Use https://github.com/semantic-release/semantic-release

@noxannet Ah, right. You are on GitLab. Look at this PR:
https://github.com/semantic-release/semantic-release/pull/77

@powtac Right, that's why I love Makefiles.

@SixtDE Hei, ich suche eine Preisauskunft für eine
LKW Einwegmiete von Frankfurt oder OF nach Trondheim, Norwegen. Welche Station
gehen?

@SixtDE Danke, auch dort das gleiche. Ist wohl
nicht möglich.

Opening #wfestival with a statement from the organizers: culture unites and is
universally for everyone. #manchester

Had a very awesome evening with Martina Schwarzmann and Claudia Koreck+Band at
Alte Oper. #wfestival

https://www.fusetools.com/ is a visual, real-time development environment for
cross-platform mobile app, and looks like a great solution.

Women Tech Makers offers free Udacity scholarship:
https://www.womentechmakers.com/udacity

@lauralindal
@GraphQL What's your thesis about?

@lauralindal
@GraphQL I'm intrigued! Still need a peer
reviewer?

Chrome won: https://andreasgal.com/2017/05/25/chrome-won/amp/

Germany is when shopping malls don't offer free wifi and restrooms.

I'm on a birthday party and this mate is the only one I know except
@kamilleblumm.

@daberni 😭

@kamilleblumm It's Ralf's.

http://wall-skills.com/ is always worth a recommendation. #birthdaytalk

#gllsvrtl

@dtanzer @c089
https://twitter.com/tottinge/status/868489544093626370

@gr2m Sometimes I think, what would happen if they
would require $100 for a PR to be merged. Regardless who wrote it, just freeze
master.

How fake clicks, likes, news are made:
http://www.ladbible.com/technology/technology-someone-has-filmed-inside-a-click-farm-and-its-weird-af-20170513.amp.html

Accenture staffs Facebook's content moderators - and pays them £1.36/hour.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4548898/amp/Facebook-young-Filipino-terror-related-material-Manchester.html

Which is above the average household income in the Philippines:
https://psa.gov.ph/content/average-family-income-2015-estimated-22-thousand-pesos-monthly-results-2015-family-income

But it illustrates how far away FB is from automated filters, because human
filters are so cheap.

Awesome #job for a senior backend dev: use #JavaScript to fix distribution of
medication in Africa.
https://www.fieldintelligence.org/work-with-us/#softwareengineer #remote
#berlin

It's a long-term project, starting in June, they pay a good salary and have a
great team. It's a unique combo of tech and great cause.

It's coming ...

@mtschammer
@fasterthanlime That's the point. It's
important top understand what an ORM can do, and what you shouldn't do with it.

Because, yeah, you buy a car only for the torque measured at the crankshaft:
https://github.com/alexhultman/Node.js-needs-to-die-in-a-fire-and-Golang-is-the-perfect-arsonist

@mtschammer
@fasterthanlime That's what the diagram
says. An ORM covers ~50% SQL and maybe 80% of your object mapping needs: so it
covers 40% of your problem domain.

@mtschammer
@fasterthanlime Sure, I've seen cases
where the ORM got in the way most of the time, because there were so many custom
queries.

Antworten des Robert Koch-Instituts und des Paul-Ehrlich-Instituts zu den 20
häufigsten Einwänden gegen das Impfen
http://www.rki.de/DE/Content/Infekt/Impfen/Bedeutung/Schutzimpfungen_20_Einwaende.html

npm 5 adds a new package-lock:
https://github.com/npm/npm/blob/5fe65673f9f3ab0c627aa30ed8d92c83e67b3713/doc/spec/package-lock.md#package-lock-and-npm-shrinkwrap

@congstar sobald man bei euch gekündigt hat, ist
die Info zum Datenverbrauch nicht mehr hilfreich.

All #diversity efforts are lost, if you don't make salary transparent.
https://twitter.com/jurgenappelo/status/869101396989288448

@congstar Done. Vorgang: 170529-001336

Good article on configuring VPCs on AWS:
https://ukcloud.pro/aws-vpc-subnetting-and-addressing-6dd627a0ef50

@miskaknapek Check out this job:
/status/868782071807954946

@miskaknapek They are also looking for an
interaction designer …

@KristinaYelis It would be best if you talk directly to them: @futuresandwich
and @patggs

@ThisIsMissEm In DE it starts to get some
tractions:
https://www.wired.de/collection/life/kann-jobsharing-funktionieren-wir-haben-bei-tandemploy-nachgefragt
It actually offers benefits for those that can't work fulltime.

@PexelsPhotos I think your Twitter logo needs less round corners.

@dc7590 https://podio.com/

@lauralindal Schwarze Sprühdose im Supermarkt
kaufen?

Some day, I'll want to remake this in WebGL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDmNONkUlCk

I've converted the @ugsrock data into a static
project: https://github.com/rheinmainrocks/usergroups

@ugsrock I haven't updated the Symfony framework
in a while, and it started to fail for some usergroups ical feeds.

@ugsrock Instead of fixing it, I converted the
XML files to simple markdown pages, for reference.

@ugsrock I consider this project 💀 anyway, since
everything is happening in Meetup these days.

@aCandidMind
@ugsrock Yeah, and maintenance free ;-)

@getbootstrap
@contentful Move is complete, now all posts
are on my main domain. https://coderbyheart.com/archive/ Disqus comments are
migrating now.

Wat?

@wolframkriesing Here I two things I've
used in the past, both have one thing in common, they are tied to the sourcecode
and convey knowledge through code.

@wolframkriesing 1:
http://www.graphviz.org/ I use it to create model diagrams, but these diagrams
are generate from simple text files.

@wolframkriesing These text files are
easy to update, and evolve with your domain moddel. You can start with simple
words and later add more information,

@wolframkriesing to relations, models and
about boundaries.

@wolframkriesing 2: BDD / Gherkin By
describing the behaviour of the system in plain, parseable english, you use
domain language do desribe the system.

@wolframkriesing Since this is also
driving tests, you'll end up with a compact documentation of your system that is
always up to date.

WG Zimmer Frankfurt https://twitter.com/M33r3sbr4ut/status/869795914336137216

Looking for IT talent in Frankfurt? Meet the
@Code_Door students on June 16th at Social
Impact Lab FFM. Contact: @EnjoyCLS

@dc7590 den
@olivergierke doch sicherlich …

@lauralindal You HAVE to read "REST in
Practice": http://amzn.to/2slHGUJ

The one and only original #greenie.

@gr2m
@kylemathews How about you compile to node-6
for "reading"? And node-4 for running?

@gr2m
@kylemathews But you would remove the coffee
files and use the ES6 ones. Don't know how much manual grooming is needed,
though

@gr2m
@kylemathews Oh.

@gr2m
@kylemathews You could have a postinstall
hook that does all the magic ... So it will happen transparently for the user.