June 2015

@powtac Sogar für meine alte Studentenlizenz

cowcow

Updated: How to write a job post for development positions
http://blog.cto.hiv/how-to-write-a-job-post-for-development-positions/#update
#futurofwork

I've created a new slack for @swrheinmain and
now I get credits for people joining? Why
@SlackHQ?

A BDD javascript library: https://github.com/acuminous/yadda

@AndyScherzinger you're retweeting me
every day! I'd like to have a beer with you
@zentrale_ffm some day.

@herzflimmern http://www.lto.de/humans.txt
<- nope

@herzflimmern habe bei uns auch gerade einen
PR dafür angelegt.

@AndyScherzinger How about Thursday, June
11th?

@BridgeAR q.e.d.
https://twitter.com/herzflimmern/status/605423009487290368

The age group known as millennials or sometimes Gen. Y, are more loyal to
workplace advancement than their paycheck
http://www.cheatsheet.com/business/your-employer-isnt-your-friend-and-millennials-know-it.html/?a=viewall

@SlackHQ Oh, how nice of you! Can we have that
for existing teams, too? ;-p

Gartner Says Create a Business Manifesto for Digital Workplace Success
http://www.gartner.com/newsroom/id/3038817

@ulope I owe you a beer for introducing me to
scrapy.

Batteriser is a $2.50 gadget that extends disposable battery life by 800 percent
http://www.macworld.com/article/2928997/batteriser-is-a-250-gadget-that-extends-disposable-battery-life-by-800-percent.html

Yay! My x230 is back! Everything is fixed. Good job #lenovo!

@TomDapp ich und
@GernotOverbeck von
@TeamFintura auch …

One month into my new job as the CTO at Fintura:
http://blog.cto.hiv/one-month-into-my-new-job-as-the-cto-at-fintura/

#RheinMainRocks tonight at #betweenthetowers @mainincubator Get your free
sticker!

What is important for the perfect pitch? Be a unicorn that exits with €500M+.
#betweenthetowers

The perfect elevator pitch as recommended by Christian Nagel of
@EarlybirdVC. #betweenthetowers /cc
@swrheinmain

Startups need to measure KPIs from day one. VCs are expecting know how about
them and monitoring of them! #betweenthetowers

@gr2m which one?

What? Consumer credits are not available online? http://m.redcoon.de/financing
#betweenthetowers

Ah. @FintecHQ will scan your bank account and calculate a risk score based on
your transaction history. #betweenthetowers

DBAN is the vanity number for your IBAN. And it will share the same success
story. http://www.ementexx.de/ #betweenthetowers

DBAN hack: spoof DNS requests in unencrypted wifis and respond to DBAN queries
with your IBAN.

$$
#betweenthetowers
$$

DNS is neither safe nor secure. #betweenthetowers

"Oops. That was too far!" Every fucking presentation when using a presenter.

.@ginmon is the new @TeamVaamo #betweenthetowers

Nobel prize winner Eugene Fama inspired @ginmon's
investment strategy:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rexsinquefield/2013/10/17/eugene-famas-efficient-market-is-a-sound-guiding-principle-for-investors-and-policymakers/
#betweenthetowers

This is how http://trendsketcher.de/ draws #RheinMainRocks Thanks a lot!
#betweenthetowers

@EmmingerDirk zum Thema Bitcoin sind
@bulleric und @bitcoinpotato hier in der Region
die Experten.

ICE770 to Hamburg to meet @foofighter75 and
see the @foofighters tonight! #dbl

Want to learn more about your first career step? Apply for the
@DBBahn summer school:
https://karriere.deutschebahn.com/de/de/suche/eventdetail/2294/DB-Summer-School-2015

Prepping my @wmfra talk on the train. Verdict:
Don't become a poet, become a knight.

@Marv2punkt0 at least I'll be having fun!

@JayTaph I'd ask the person who runs the next
elephant project to let half of the price be a donation.

@olivergierke Ask until you really
understand the problem. Learn to give constructive feedback. You don't own the
code but the team does.

Improving the Startup Weekend Experience http://buff.ly/1JhiwL5

Hello Hamburg!

Bismarck got an addon. #hamburg

The good old days when we had Cellphones, PDAs or Smartphones.

Uahhhhhh. #foofighters

The workplace of a Rock Star. #foofighters

@MattBolton365 I'd love to have you as
coach for @swrheinmain! Date is fixed, so
what do you think?

OMG. What a night with @foofighters.
Legendary.

@MattBolton365
@swrheinmain Cool! I'll send you some details
next week!

Dorfcomputerladen

The Culture Test: Eight steps to better company culture
http://martinbuberl.com/blog/the-culture-test-eight-steps-to-better-company-culture/
#futureofwork

Not what you think!

Shortest bike lane in the world.

@pfhllnts Das Detmolder Pils war sehr lecker!

Bus service every three hours ... Lüneburger Heide was awesome nevertheless. Now
returning home.

The more you reduce your cost of living the harder it gets for companies to pay
for the time they take from you.

Reminder to self: no public transport here on Sundays.

The Lean Startup Method has flaws:
http://tallwave.com/blog/2015/03/why-lean-startup-is-flawed/

A year with Go: I just don’t think I got much from learning Go.
http://vagabond.github.io/rants/2015/06/05/a-year-with-go/

@Seb666 ich liefer ein PDF. Aber erst morgen
Abend.

First hand experience report about how working remote will make you happy:
https://open.bufferapp.com/remote-work/

Companies: read this, too. Because you want happy employees!
https://twitter.com/collabfund/status/607209483543171072

That's a good read: http://techcrunch.com/2015/06/06/on-managing-developers/ I
see my role this way.

Getting a haircut on this Sunday morning: Once again I'm helping a hairdresser
apprentice by donating my head for her exam.

@yellowshoes_de then you also should
subscribe to @orenellenbogen's software
lead newsletter!

@yellowshoes_de and I'll invite you to the
next #techleadffm meeting...

Before and after.

@HASENFARM
@cathibruns Micropreneure brauchen halt keine
Gewerkschaft ... Daher ist seine Motivation klar.

@HASENFARM und dabei würde er dann versuchen
eine Regelung für alle zu finden. Das ist absurd. Verbände wie
@VGSDeV sind schon viel weiter.

Finished my slides for tomorrows #WMFRA.
https://www.xing.com/events/webmontag-frankfurt-71-code-is-poetry-1563012 Here
is a sneak-preview:

@yellowshoes_de Das ist so ein invite-only
dings von @benjamin
@ntboes
@SilviaHundegger
@airbone42
@powtac und mir.

AOL is a startup according to @dapulseLabs
...

"Head of Conversion Rate Optimization" is a thing.

.@foofighters now live on @einsplus! Don't
miss the most incredible rock band on the planet. #rar2015

http://secushare.org/PGP has a lot of well explained reasons to stop using
#PGP. According to them there is no solid alternative around, yet.

I'll be talking about coders tonight. Because I felt the need to tell you that
coding has nothing to do with poetry.
https://twitter.com/TeamFintura/status/607836494607351809

@i_vino Twitter does not allow editing …

@AlexD_ "Du siehst 10 Jahre jünger aus" :-(

@benjamin I'll try to prove it!

.@wmfra I come bearing gifts! #RheinMainRocks

Next: the gists from my presentation "Code is Shoveling Shit with a Hammer!" at
tonights @wmfra in english.

@AndyScherzinger Klar, habe noch ein paar
in der @zentrale_ffm!

When your DevOp forks the Owncloud client just like that to give me file sync
with OpenXchange. How cool is that? https://github.com/mortzu/OXd4L

Demos. tl;dw #wmfra

.@YassinHankir is looking for a CTO to build
a cool app that helps people save smart. Infos at http://savfie.de/

#wmfra is listening to @lambdaphonic ...

#rheinmainrocks on stage! #wmfra

Code isn't poetry, I'll show you why in the next minutes. #wmfra

Writing code is not an end in itself! Every line needs to enable the customer to
reach their goal. #wmfra

Code is worthless. Don't get attached to it. Learn the methods and tools to be
able to adapt it as a team! #wmfra

Code is static knowledge about business processes and it's outdated quickly. It
must be changed continuously. #wmfra

Code is teamwork! You need other people to achieve something noteworthy. Learn
to communicate and compromise. #wmfra

Code is fighting everyday! In order to cope with the constant stampede of
requests learn to self-organize. #wmfra

Become a master of your craft and achieve greatness by serving others with skill
and grit. I'll tell you how… #wmfra

Know your craft! Favor / readable over compact / comprehensible over performant
/ robust over versatile #wmfra

Learn about: / Software Craftsmanship Movement / Test-driven development /
S.O.L.I.D. principle / Usergroups in your area #wmfra

Provide for your team! / Put the customer first. / Protect your team from “the
shit”: you have the power to change your organization! #wmfra

Learn about: / User-centered design / User experience (UX) / Prototyping /
#FutureOfWork #wmfra

Train your colleagues and always be helping! Look for the hard problems and use
your skills to fix them. #wmfra

Learn about: / writing blog posts / mentoring / problems in your organization
that everyone keeps ignoring #wmfra

#wmfraselfie

Most important: be humble! You're just a glorified janitor. Make everyday
worthwhile because no one else can. #wmfra

View from the stage. #wmfra

@schinkenstrudel what? How long is that
gap?

That's it! I hope you've enjoyed my talk. Feedback very welcome! Slides:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/15pjuzV6sG14bnGwRd3PuwYLrOyu0uVEllTj7emhTvUg/edit
#wmfra

@lambdaphonic
@N0_M3 Ich fand die Einleitung zu lang (Coder
wissen es, nicht-coder verstehen es eh nicht). Die Live-Musik war geil!

@jschirrmacher
@alipasha … drei mal mit TweetDeck eingeplant.
Und dann ist der Talk doch noch später gestartet. Leider kenne ich keine

@jschirrmacher
@alipasha … bessere Alternative.

The slides I tweeted yesterday came a bit too early. But did you like it anyway?
@wmfra

@jschirrmacher
@alipasha … Ja. Dafür bräuchte man aber stabiles
Internet … und Prezi & Co. sind ja ein extra Umstand für die #wmfra Technik.

@ThingfulNeeds "algorithmisch denken" wenn
Du meinst, dass Mathe kreativ ist, dann hast Du recht.

@ThingfulNeeds Kämpfen ist ein perfektes
Beispiel: man trainiert Jahr um ein Portfolio an Handlungen parat zu haben und
die präzise …

@ThingfulNeeds u. effektiv abrufen zu
können. Das ist keine Kunst, sondern Handwerk!

@UscholzU Danke dafür! Das Video kommt ja bald zum Nachsehen.

@benjamin The tweeted version of the talk. It
should have happened after I've finished the talk, though.

@benjamin Yeah, I'm not sure either. I'll create
a blog post, too. The idea is that people have important bits to share
immediately …

Oh. @swrheinmain …
https://twitter.com/RMStartups/status/608182006468386816

@RMStartups Der @Roritharr spricht mit den Berlinern aktuell. Ich habe da noch
keine finale Info. Verwirrend ist bei euch die Grafik …

@RMStartups Klar. Sobald es Infos gibt, kommen die über
@swrheinmain …

@RMStartups Im Text weiter unten steht noch: Datum & Uhrzeit 11.-13.
September 2015

@benjamin Thanks for the feedback!

Watch my talk about code not being poetry from last nights
@wmfra here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C--FZkuzwJI&feature=youtu.be&t=6134

The Knight's Pledge License (Javascript Edition):
https://bitbucket.org/ch1qu1ta/z/src/923fe284520bd4493ce9bcbe5c8e596150076178/LICENSE?at=default
#ft

.@XING_de is broken.

@Paratron
@XING_de works again. It was just XING …

.@ProductHunt is the Facebook for apps.

Grown in #Offenbach!

About writing user stories:
http://blog.crisp.se/2014/09/25/david-evans/as-a-i-want-so-that-considered-harmful

http://blog.circleci.com/its-the-future/

@jen_star Mispelchen waren also keine Lösung?!

@N0_M3 Thanks Norman!

Exactly.

Richard Stalmann is coming to Frankfurt on July 9th:
http://ffsci.de/index.php?id=6 #ft

#Frankfurt vs. #Berlin
https://twitter.com/stadtkindFFM/status/608706288705486848 vs
https://twitter.com/airbone42/status/608704175376056320

Why Will Angular 2 Rock?
http://angular-tips.com/blog/2015/06/why-will-angular-2-rock/

@YassinHankir @BITKOM_Finance … bis sie es
mal ausprobieren und merken, wie praktisch Bargeld bzw. anonyme Zahlungsmittel
sind.

Finally! That is way better marketing than plastering the city with
unintelligible posters! /cc
@sebastian_nell
https://twitter.com/benjamin/status/608903964088766464

You can now crash at the former @dotHIV office:
http://great-stay.com/melchiorstrasse-26/

@rrhoover Every app has a page and is hunting
for fans.

I know those guys. They're are really nice, so don't hesitate to work with them!
https://twitter.com/StartupSucht/status/609031681106771968

@herzflimmern hab euch gehört!

@herzflimmern hab heute morgen schon die
Elefanten gesehen; echt traurig.

I'm #campworking today!

There are some cool guys that fight the scary influence religion takes every
week: http://imdb.com/title/tt4137928/ - The Atheist Experience

Tonight is Frankfurt founders table first time where it truly belongs:
@zentrale_ffm
http://www.meetup.com/de/Grunderstammtisch-Founders-Table-FrankfurtRheinMain/events/219069883/
#startup #rheinmainrocks

.@ClarkGermany is a new #fintech startup
handling insurances for the digital natives. They are moving to #Frankfurt in
October.

@gr2m Where are you coworking this time? How about
lunch on Wednesday?

Tag your children: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/485491367/barkid

Founderstable #Frankfurt @zentrale_ffm
listening to founder tales ...

OH: Steakoverflow

@gr2m Cool!

Stuttgart is just a hop away... Yay for #remote meetings!

@Marv2punkt0 Ja. Frage: warum machst du es
mir so schwer zu spenden?!

@gr2m
@zentrale_ffm ich bin so um 0830 da. Das
Awake ist in der Nähe und ab 0730 auf: http://awakefrankfurt.weebly.com

@airbone42 bei
@stickermule …

Oh no. @foofighters at Wembley cancelled. Get
well soon, Dave. http://foofighters.com/operation

OH: I code, I don't move. #codingnight

Quicksort anyone? #codingnight

https://youtu.be/D3e3V66TH2Y is a must see. A talk about nothing, privilege,
biases and fighting discrimination as a member of the tech community

@schinkenstrudel this is not a scientific
publication but a call to action, so give @lrnrd
some room for making her point.

@lrnrd Thank YOU! I heard the same for this talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tzrc9mh37U … in order to get their attention
we need to talk boldly.

About constant stress: https://twitter.com/Ardita_K/status/611144180677636096

@franzen_simon Try
@browserstack …

I'm putting on my party glasses because today there are coworker drinks
@zentrale_ffm!

Hipster Alert @zentrale_ffm

Yasuyuki Motoyama of @KauffmanFDN is coming
to talk about #RheinMain as a Startup Hub on 7/22.
http://www.rkw-kompetenzzentrum.de/nc/veranstaltungen/details/rkw/veranstaltungen/entrepreneurial-ecosystem-talk-3913/1

@jthos Ja, finde ich auch, aber anscheinend ist
sind alle gerade auf Volldampf und mangels Talks ist das Event auch nicht so
attraktiv.

CodeClimate is now open-source: https://github.com/codeclimate/codeclimate A
bold move and an exceptional example that source code is worth nothing.

@Seb666 Öhm, was war daran jetzt lieb? Aber ...
Gern geschehen, und schön, dass sie anscheinend auch einen positiven Aspekt hat.

Progress may even mean executing a 180-degree turn and walking back to the
start. http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/246690

@gr2m check out @TeamVaamo and
@ginmon for fire-and-forget investing.

@heiglandreas they rely on Twitter and
Facebook. It's a pity but I'd argue that RSS users are below 5% for most sites.

@heiglandreas also, you loose ad-impressions
and therefore possible revenue.

I want!

@schinkenstrudel I don't know a band with
that name.

@shochdoerfer Right. I made the screenshot
myself.

@stadtkindFFM Oh mann … Immer wieder der
gleiche Mist.

@calibanatspace denke ich auch jedes
Mal...

Everyone will work better if all understand the difference between sync and
async communication: Phone is bad, Chat is good. #futureofwork

If you want a remote team to work you have to be remote for your whole
organisation most of the time. #futurofwork

#RheinMainRocks it's still time to give something for #ProjectShelterFFM:
http://thatscene.com/2015/06/17/rheinmainrocks-sammelt-fur-project-shelter/
/via @Marv2punkt0

@calibanatspace
@coderbyheart
@Seb666 Ja, ist wieder unter Kontrolle. IFTTT +
Zapier sind etwas zu viel ;-)

@ddirkinho wie könnte es auch?!

@Seb666
@calibanatspace Nach dem ich das Forum
abgestellt habe, muss der Account ja was anderes machen …

#RheinMainRocks belongs to everybody. Please use it [and what you think of it to
be] for your very own purpose!

@calibanatspace
@dc7590 I just said that!

You can and should use dependency injection in #nodejs:
http://nerdventure.io/fount-dependency-injection-for-node-js/

@usetalky we have problems using you, everyone
of us is alone in the same room.

@benjamin 140 chars only leave room for
dogmatism. I should write a blog post explaining the obvious "it depends" part i
left out.

node -> mocha -> yadda -> webdriver -> selenium -> browserstack
is sooo slow. The #testing pyramid needs a "no fun here" sign on it's tip.

@browserstack thanks, but it's OK. Compared
to unit tests e2e tests are horribly slow. Still way faster and better then
manual testing!

#Offenbach https://twitter.com/mottesma/status/612986622141988864

@Meeresbraut am besten für ein paar Wochen auf
@Airbnb was suchen … dann hast Du etwas Luft.

@pfandtasse I prefer to select my dinner dates
on my own. Have a look at meetup:
http://www.meetup.com/de/cities/de/frankfurt/ lots of events to check out.

"Jemand, der vor [das] Recht auf Freiheit ein “vermeintlich” setzt, ist
Antidemokrat."
http://saschalobo.com/2015/06/22/wie-man-nicht-fur-die-vorratsdatenspeicherung-argumentiert/
/HT @saschalobo

Very impressive: @jsconfeu has collected more
than 40k€ to improve diversity on their conference:
http://2015.jsconf.eu/news/2015/06/22/scholarships/

@jen_star guten Flug!

@getzyncd are you aware of this?

@skyfyre HAHA. Viel Spaß!

@skyfyre ja, schau mal in den Code. Und bei und
sind Dateien verschwunden ...

@getzyncd Chrome in Android. http://aboutbrowser.com/view/jvvDL

@skyfyre wir haben uns für
http://www.open-xchange.com/ entschieden, gehostet gibt es das auch von
@mailbox_org

http://www.mattermost.org/ is an open-source Slack alternative.

Selling fake bomb detectors: he seemed to be neither a sociopath nor
evil-minded, but was just exceptionally greedy.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/06/fake-bomb-detectors-iraq

This morning I'm jealous of #Berlin:
https://www.facebook.com/morninggloryvilleberlin

@quantifiedcode I heard you are looking
for testers that have a JavaScript code base. We do …

@skyfyre Shell commands. Wow.

@skyfyre … ich würde ja alles in die Cloud
packen. Intranets sind so 2000er.

@dc7590 there aren't many that have an unbiased
insight. You might talk to @curved_de which is
directly connected to @SinnerSchraderM …

@dc7590 depending on your scope you could try to
get in touch with @tomshardware and
@anandtech … or visit this years @e3 …

#fintech meetup #RheinMain is happening on July 22nd
@zentrale_ffm: join this meetup for more
information http://www.meetup.com/de/FinTech-in-and-around-Frankfurt/

var z = a || 'baz' || c ? 'foo' : 'bar'; What is z if a and c are undefined?
#javascript

@schinkenstrudel from a or c?

@schinkenstrudel no, it's about making
you aware that code that seems to do something, can do something totally
different.

.@pkerchner
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Google+Developer+Rhein-Main&l=1 /cc
@gdgrheinmain because of
http://www.meetup.com/Rhein-Main-Google-Developer-Meetup-in-Darmstadt/

@dc7590 Let me hear if those contacts were any
good …

@mortzu which software is …

People need to learn that "near-miss" is the modus operandi for self-driving
cars:

@benjamin because otherwise they will run
screaming! The same applied back then when they induced the train.

@benjamin ... it will also reduce the amount of
heart attacks.

@Paratron have you seen the Mercedes one during
Oscars? No windows.

@Paratron I think he added a buffer for protocol
errors and lags in communication. You also would need to prepare for hardware
failures.

@Paratron
https://www.google.de/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=RnKNVc7zHIuAU-H1sbAC&url=http://www.wired.com/2015/03/mercedes-bonkers-self-driving-car-concept-roaming-san-francisco/&ved=0CDEQFjAG&usg=AFQjCNHIerI-7DXj_gKLfkrdBWOhkRWEMA&sig2=9HtcP1GhF90YCZ-emrsmfQ

@benjamin because
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3052458/Study-Self-driving-taxibots-replace-9-10-cars.html
And you can reduce the possible contacts between cars and people to a minimum
and where it is ...

@benjamin unavoidable (like in cities) limit the
speed and add active pedestrian protection (external airbags).

@benjamin and yes the problem can't be solved.
If a car avoids a collission and steers off but creates a new collision that is
unfortunate.

@benjamin but people drivers can't solve it
either.

@Paratron
@martinbuberl may I show you my collection
of terminator for coax networks?

@benjamin we need robot justice, of course!

@benjamin practically I as a developer would
argue that the KI made the decision and that I am not liable.

@benjamin ... and I'm no lawyer and it will
ultimately be decided in court and the ruling will have nothing to do with our
actions

@benjamin and I would program them so that other
cars would try to force that car off its collision course.

@schinkenstrudel
@benjamin of course, until the first car gets
its human rights.

Good summary of what I think about shares vs. salary:
http://www.aaronkharris.com/we-need-to-rethink-employee-compensation

He doesn't like to be labeled.

@Paratron Yes, our other cat is named Trinity.

@BridgeAR :-) Es ist nur zu deinem Besten!

@benjamin @jezenthomas
http://www.mousonturm.de/web/de/veranstaltung/konzert21179

@benjamin See you there!

@benjamin @jezenthomas you might also enjoy an
evening with Kevin Smith:
https://www.google.de/search?q=an+evening+with+kevin+smith&oq=an+evening+with+ke&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3j69i60l2.6667j0j4&client=tablet-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espv=1&ie=UTF-8#q=an+evening+with+kevin+smith&safe=off&tbm=vid

Slide 25 and following in this presentation contains great core values for
organisations:
http://www.reinventingorganizations.com/uploads/2/1/9/8/21988088/140305_laloux_reinventing_organizations.pdf

The Tech Industry Is In Denial, But The Bubble Is About To Burst
http://on.tcrn.ch/l/Na22 via @techcrunch

Learn about asynchronous communication: why phone is bad and chat is good:
http://blog.cto.hiv/learn-about-asynchronous-communication-why-phone-is-bad-and-chat-is-good/
#futureofwork

@coderbyheart I made this into a blog post:
http://blog.cto.hiv/learn-about-asynchronous-communication-why-phone-is-bad-and-chat-is-good/
/cc @benjamin

#wandertag

http://www.meetup.com/Software-Craftsmanship-Frankfurt is
@softwerkskammer #Frankfurt on meetup.

Learn about asynchronous communication: why phone is bad and chat is good:
http://blog.cto.hiv/learn-about-asynchronous-communication-why-phone-is-bad-and-chat-is-good/
#futureofwork

A big screen on a movable stand helps us to connect with our remote colleagues
@TeamFintura

@benjamin I think our version was a lot cheaper
...

@Ravetracer I totally forgot about that!

@AndyScherzinger yes, if that is defined
phone is good. But don't forget that you have much clearer communication via
chat. (No noise, etc.)

@benjamin … ok. If we sum up notebook +
flatscreen + stand probably not. But I really like the HUGE screen and the good
speakers.

@denderello … read a localconfig.yml

@denderello but I think that ENV vars are the
natural solution and universally supported and understood.

@AndyScherzinger … don't forget that
there are people that have difficulties with exactly these things. But I don't
want to miss it.

Sauna german style:
http://www.therme-erding.de/urlaubsparadiese/vitaltherme-saunen/sauna-attraktionen/backstube/
(bake rolls while sweating) The also have a sauna that serves beer, of course!

#bcrm15 is calling:

This is the Etsy Way: http://www.indecorous.com/failure/

@benjamin best right now was the my lenovo x230s
built-in mic. What also works good is using the usb camera mic which should be
placed away

@benjamin from the speakers. I've ordered
http://amzn.to/1efYsNo because I want better pic, and the mic can be better,
too. I'll update you.

@benjamin … if this doesn't help much, I will
try the Jabra Speak for Mic / Speaker: http://amzn.to/1efYBR6

@benjamin Okay then. I don't need to try this.
Do you have others on your shortlist you didn't try?

@benjamin @aevolu
told me that they use a dial-in conference tool and pass around the handset to
the current speaker.

@benjamin … which then doubles as a speaking
token!

@benjamin
@rradczewski something like this? ;-)

@benjamin For me he is an entertainment
craftsman: put your heart in, don't sell yourself off and don't take your
success too serious!

For all you non-german speakers: they talk about "measuring genitalia" not
"missing genitalia" …
https://twitter.com/tazgezwitscher/status/615770566599929856

@ralfhmn Thanks, I wasn't aware of that! How do I
signup @TeamFintura for
@SoftwareCluster?

@cathibruns @bmas_bund Die Auswertung ist
ziemlich eindeutig … Wäre spannend auch mal die AGs zu fragen, ob sie diese
Themen angehen…

I automated this in
https://github.com/coderbyheart/ugrm/commit/5c31abba99ab5b1b672d67a1400295668528e5d9
so from now on @ugsrock won't miss a meeting:
http://usergroups.rheinmainrocks.de/termine
https://twitter.com/ugsrock/status/615807863462629376

#Offenbach gets upgrades, because of #Frankfurt:
http://www.op-online.de/offenbach/geisterzustand-bald-ende-5184117.html

I'd say 30, but yes!
https://twitter.com/michaelklishin/status/615909319121457152

@stadtkindFFM
@Marv2punkt0 day of the tentacle?