@stadtkindFFM … mir kommt da eine Idee:
Benutze Stickstoff-Tankladung mit Krötenwanderung, dann drüber fahren ;-)
January 2015
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@pfhllnts Zum Essen, oder zum Testen?
I can sing along every song in there:
http://www.3sat.de/mediathek/?mode=play&obj=48271
I'll offer free bimonthly office hours starting January 2015:
http://blog.cto.hiv/office-hours/
http://www.happymelly.com/7-1-lessons-learned-by-being-happy-melly-part-1/ and
http://www.happymelly.com/7-1-lessons-learned-by-being-happy-melly-part-2/ are
8 reasons by @Happy_Melly why working remote
is great. I know all of them are valid!
Wow: @ForobaYelen is an awesome example for
design used to create something meaningful:
https://worksthatwork.com/2/a-hole-in-the-darkness
@codeclimate
@pfhllnts PHP isn't any better:
http://php.net/manual/en/types.comparisons.php
Encrypt login links with PGP to add a simple but effective layer of security
with only a small usability impact. http://blog.cto.hiv/encrypt-login-links/
http://stackexchange.com/performance
@StackExchange system architecture in a
live chart.

@dc7590 You know this list?
http://rhein-main-startups.com/verzeichnisse/startup-verzeichnis/
@dc7590 WakupeScreen: Walluf Basisrebell:
Frankfurt
@dc7590 https://developermail.io/ Frankfurt
@dc7590 http://talkreal.org/ Niedernhausen
@dc7590 DO you consider http://www.360bbq.de/ a
startup?
@dc7590 No.
@martensms Was meinst Du? @talkREAL_org ist
nicht von mir …
@faken Hoffentlich waren die 6 Stunden geplant ...
https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=app.cooboo.me&s=104.28.16.70
With @CloudFlare you get free A+ grade SSL certificates for your domains. Setup
takes 5mins. No reason not to do it.
http://blokkfont.com/ is a font for quick mock-ups and wireframing for clients
who do not understand latin.
@gr2m Ja, bin Mi und Do vor Ort. Schön dass Du
wieder mal da bist!
@trizblog ... und daneben die Anleitung wie man
QR-Codes benutzt 😁
My email signature in 1999.
That's me telling my coeds why they would need their profile on the internet:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tacker/16209100065/sizes/l In 1999!
@wonderb0lt Die
@jugffm hat wohl einen ganztätigen Termin in ihrem
iCal eingetragen:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/ugrm-data/blob/master/usergroup/jugf.xml
@amokleben ja, ... Damals gab es noch kein
GMail mit haufenweise Speicher.
http://dtrace.org/blogs/wesolows/2014/12/29/golang-is-trash/ I learned that
golang is trash.
@calibanatspace bin grad drüber gefahren.
Hab ihn auch nicht gesehen …
@dc7590 Just added
http://www.credit-bureau-africa.com/
@calibanatspace wir können den auch klauen
… wir sind ja flußaufwärts.
Hey @PyUGRM!
@martin_kraft ist looking for a #Python
dev/agency to help him with a Plone project.
@wonderb0lt There should be a vision paper
giving a background on how the system came to be and where it should be heading
to.
@sebastian_nell richtige tolle Infos sind
da drin. Ich glaube ich mache einen WEMOOF Talk da draus …
I want to enable my team to ask me anonymous questions. What would you use?
@buk I forgot to mention, that I have a remote team …
He is enjoying the fireplace ...
@benjamin ... Good idea. I have to check if you
can't leave account details by accident ...
@Big_Red_Zebra die Release Notes wurden
nicht aktualisiert ...
@airbone42 but the submissions are not public.
I like Google Docs/Forms for that, because anyone can see them.
The world is full of crap. Let's fix it with @sugru
http://sugru.com/
@sugru We'll use our first batch to fix a pressing
iron and a mixer.
Cookies on demand: https://doughbies.co/
@skyfyre Die Specs sind halt eher mau. 2W
kontinuierlich ... Das reicht kaum zur Erhaltungsladung ...
@skyfyre da wird vage was erzählt:
http://www.ezelleron.eu/en/brennstoffzellen.html
@skyfyre Das scheint das Patent dazu zu sein:
http://patents.justia.com/patent/8841037
Great article about logins by @codinghorror:
The God Login http://blog.codinghorror.com/the-god-login/ - he also advocates
to make them password-less!
@PvlsGnnks PostgreSQL!
@dc7590 Maybe:
http://www.oflovesu.com/raumfinder-angebot/3/12/2014/helle-attraktive-loft-atelierflaeche-in-fabrikambiente/
or
http://www.oflovesu.com/raumfinder-angebot/8/1/2015/buero-atelierraeume-zu-vermieten/ -
and ask @fastbillnews about
http://rhein-main-startups.com/2013/05/29/appyourself-und-fastbill-starten-startup-hub-in-offenbach/
Thanks @jazzunique for supporting
@dotHIV with http://jazzunique.hiv/ !
@PvlsGnnks If you must use noSQL (why?) check out redis http://redis.io/
@heiglandreas Just thought about it. No.
I'll post the reasoning in the commit.
.@Bonsum offers a convenient, safe and free way to
find and shop organic products from A-Z. No excuses anymore!
List of all countries with names and ISO 3166-1 codes in all languages and data
formats: https://github.com/umpirsky/country-list
@florianbachmann Die Marktbeschicker
haben Urlaubszeit …
DSCloud + Nexus4 not synching files from Synology NAS … Anyone else having this
problem?
@jke @amokleben
Schon gesehen? http://www.meetup.com/OKLabFfm/
WTF? NYPD drives large airport body scanners through New York.
http://www.propublica.org/article/judge-orders-nypd-to-release-records-on-x-ray-vans
Video:
http://as-e.com/products-solutions/cargo-vehicle-inspection/mobile/product/zbv/#safety
There is now an aggregator for all your #AngularJS hate:
http://ihateangular.com/
.@ODincubator supports startups building new
products based on open data to create economic & social value in Europe.
http://opendataincubator.eu/
.@Bonsum runs on #WordPress. How do I know? After
signing up you end up in /wp-admin/ ;-)
Now on ebay: my old GameCube.
http://www.ebay.de/itm/Mario-Kart-Nintendo-GameCube-Schwarz-PAL-4-Controller-5-Games-/201262161683?
#FreeYourstuff works instantly in #Offenbach. Two things already gut picked up
within an hour! Post your stuff here:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/306237789540149/
@Gufmo wenn man mal die Registrierung und das
Onboarding geschafft hat, ist es super!
What's the story behind the names of CloudFlare's name servers?
http://blog.cloudflare.com/whats-the-story-behind-the-names-of-cloudflares-name-servers/
via @cloudflare
@mknet I don't have one.
@bommeljogi
@nochsoeiner Man kann alle 5 Jahre wechseln
zwischen Kleinunternehmen und normal wechseln (sofern Voraus. erfüllt).
@bommeljogi Zuständig: dein Finanzamt.
@KinkMartin
@dc7590 There in the README:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/ugrm-data
There's already a @teamvaamo copycat in the city: @ginmon_de
@calibanatspace Software-Archäologie!
@calibanatspace
X-Wingoooooooohhh!!!!1111einself
@ginmon I'm a sucker for good coffee, so I happy
to accept that offer!
@calibanatspace ich erzähl wie es war...
Thanks @ZenMate for letting me watch
@the_prodigy's nasty new Single in Germany!
@PvlsGnnks … BigData is when the data spans multiple physical devices.
Awesome! Looks like @zentrale_ffm made a new
highscore!
Of course, great new years resolution: get dressed and show up
@zentrale_ffm more often!
Today I joined http://lonehackers.com/
@alipasha
@zentrale_ffm 20.1. Brunch, 30.1.
2-Jahre-Party!
@Bonsum Don't mention it!
@SlackHQ there should be a shortcut to add /
remove terms from the highlight list …
FUCKYEAH: "Ich habe übrigens meinen Job dank dem
@wemoof! :)" #mmd
Learn english while cooking: http://www.ofcourse.city/the_chef.html #Offenbach
.@docker #Frankfurt is about to start
@zentrale_ffm. Lots of people here to hear
about it. http://www.meetup.com/Docker-Frankfurt/events/219160756/
Naming is marketing, even for CLI tools. "'$ crane lift ...' it's the whole
harbor feeling!" #docker
Be the eyes of a blind person: @BeMyEyes is a
brilliant idea that combines technology with the power of a worldwide community.
@SIMPLIFYmatters ask how many applicants
we have for Frankfurt...
@SIMPLIFYmatters No: for the Frankfurt
spring program. Or haven't you heard of http://fi.co/join?target=frankfurt
"That's really old. That's over a year old!" Measured in #docker years ...
@getzyncd don't you send email notifications for new questions?
http://socketplane.io/ will probably end up being the built in solution for
#docker to manage cross-host and cross-datacenter networks.
@getzyncd Right. I want email notifications. For personal messages/questions.
Bonus points for notifications about new matching community qs
@getzyncd what email are you sending from?
https://github.com/de-wiring/containerspec lets you write and run specs about
#docker images and docker containers, using #cucumber and #serverspec.
#docker Hype: "millions of $ funding for shell scripts!" Regarding weave.
@getzyncd no I only have to find the mailbox it may have ended up in SPAM...
@getzyncd Got it. It ended up in SPAM.
@dc7590 Marc should know that:
https://www.xing.com/profile/Marc_Djakeli
I am offering CTO office hours
@zentrale_ffm, starting Thursday next week:
http://blog.cto.hiv/office-hours/ AMA about tech, software, agile, teams …
@airbone42 Just do it!
@PyUGRM könnt ihr mal die E-Mail-Adresse vom
Account ändern? Läuft noch auf mich.
@skyfyre was für Drogen haben die genommen?!
.@David_Cameron those people get your
message:
@benjamin I'll XING you!
Current status: refactoring the refactoring.
@schnitzlman Now: no. In future: switch to a
mailer that supports SPF:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sender_Policy_Framework - that way good servers
will drop those mails.
https://medium.com/@paulmillr/zero-to-one-summary-8dbda22e1559 Zero to One
summary: Peter Thiel’s advices on startups
http://www.quirksmode.org/blog/archives/2015/01/the_problem_wit.html - The
problem with Angular
/ Works for me nonetheless.
@PvlsGnnks http://www.itexto.com.br/devkico/en/?p=60
It's my day off. Time to catch up on some developments in the cinematographic
space.
9/10! John Wick is just plain awesome: great soundtrack and actors. Oh the
action! Drive-by shooting redefined! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2911666/
@Ookami86 Gerne. Ist immer ein Thema. Ich würde sagen:
https://github.com/coderbyheart/ugrm/issues/14
http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2015/01/why-we-still-believe-in-private-offices/
Why @StackExchange (Still) Believes in
Private Offices
https://krita.org/ is a FREE digital painting and illustration application w/
CMYK support, HDR painting, and many more...
http://venturebeat.com/2015/01/16/accelerators-claim-they-are-in-it-for-the-long-hall-i-call-bullshit/
Accelerators are simply glorified seed stage venture funds.
@Bonsum "Hallo Standardwert," in eurem Newsletter
…
@beberlei
@mathiasverraes
@nikita_ppv
@farconadaT3 Does PHP need them? IMHO
Generics are used to deal with unknowns in strongly typed langs.
@FrederikBetz I signed up with LinkedIn. So
no, but you have my full name via my LinkedIn profile.
.@curved_de @sinnerschrader I'm super eager to
learn more about the process how CURVED/labs developed the iMac concept.
Planned? Slacktime?
First @sugru project completed: fix flat iron
cable's isolation. Awesome stuff!



How @highrise built a great team with small
controlled experiments: https://signalvnoise.com/posts/3837-combine - because
they knew the HR way was broken.
@williwu reminds me of this awesome video: OK
Go - I Won't Let You Down - Official Video: http://youtu.be/u1ZB_rGFyeU
@support the account @reichsvikar misuses the verified badge. Didn't find a way
to report this on your help pages.
http://sockpuppet.org/stuff/dnssec-qa.html Questions and Answers from "Against
DNSSEC"
http://michael.richter.name/blogs/why-i-no-longer-contribute-to-stackoverflow
Why I no longer contribute to StackOverflow
@ilpeach I have years of XP contributing in
forums before SO came to life and the same happened there. I never saw a real
difference.
http://www.golem.de/news/leipzig-polizei-beschlagnahmt-nach-demo-handys-1501-111777.html
In Germany participating in a protest may result is your mobile phone being
confiscated.
.@instapaper is actually usable again. Thanks
@haraball for the tip!
@sugru Noted! Still, it's an improvement over the
duct-tape fix. Next time, i'll add isolation tape under the sugru …
http://www.golem.de/news/anwalt-massenhafte-handy-beschlagnahmung-war-wohl-rechtswidrig-1501-111796.html -
mass-confiscating mobile phones is illegal … who'd have thought that?
.@startgeist has launched: they are building a network to help you build your
startup: https://startgeist.de/
@startgeist @CHKERTH don't forget the Founders Table RheinMain tonight:
http://www.meetup.com/Grunderstammtisch-Founders-Table-FrankfurtRheinMain/events/218752783/
Folks, don't forget tomorrow is brunch
@zentrale_ffm - take a shower and look
awake!
@amokleben oder ein deutsches http://angel.co
... Mal sehen.
I get aggressive listening to Schlager, too ...
@foofighter75 Oh no... You should
http://buy.foofighters.com then at least - it's rad!
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/01/20/business/co-working-on-vacation-a-desk-in-paradise.html
Co-Working on Vacation: A Desk in Paradise
https://www.packet.net/blog/how-we-failed-at-openstack A tale on the
adventures in basing your business on open source software.
@djungowski http://browserstack.com hilft da ein wenig …
@giantswarm Thx for the invite, waiting for
15m+ for the confirmation mail to [email protected] …
.@florianbachmann Cool, looking forward
to the first game @zentrale_ffm!
@DerSchnappi bin dabei, der @wemoof wird verlegt.
German Engineering: Das Original aus dem Odenwald.
http://www.waldmichlsholdi.de/
@Mali_2 Wie reproduziert #NoFRAGIDA
Diskriminierung und Rassismus?
@Mali_2 Danke. Ich geh hin und mache mir selbst
ein Bild.
@Mali_2 … nicht hingehen hilft doch dann auch
nicht. Was also machen?
@powtac Doch:
http://www.sipgate.de/team/funktionen#fax (was meinst Du mit Ready2go?)
#jobs @flinc: https://flinc.org/jobs Backend,
Frontend, iOS, Android
Cool! http://thedrop.club/ is @ProductHunt
for electronic music.
#Bornheim Board games at the corner pub. Lovely.
@luko
@alexschnapper Cool. Jetzt nur noch einen
Termin finden ... Vorschläge?
@gr2m late to the party, but have you seen
http://phantomjs.org ?
I want clean that guy's laptop NOW!
@florianbachmann Eww. I would totally not
hire you!
@calibanatspace Das ist ne Katze. Das ist
die Laufzeit sehr begrenzt!
@lsmith EU parliament will fix this ...
Nice! With @stripe credit card data of your
customers is now valid forever! https://stripe.com/blog/smarter-saved-cards
@gr2m Could https://saucelabs.com/features or
https://crossbrowsertesting.com/apidocs/v3/livetests - it's async/continuous
but it could work for you ...
We may have a bubble, but I think #fintech will still be there once it bursts:
http://www.deutsche-startups.de/2015/01/22/kreditech-200-millionen/ ($200M for
@kreditech)
Great! @ridecell will pay you to work with them
in order to see if you should join their team:
http://ridecell.theresumator.com/apply/sqXZ14/Senior-Backend-Engineer.html
1971 vs 2001 ... I'd pick the 70s!


http://blog.gopheracademy.com/birthday-bash-2014/kite-microservice-library/
Kite is a microservice RPC library written in Go which makes writing user
friendly distributed systems easy.
http://play.elevatorsaga.com/ is a game of programming! Your task is to
program the movement of elevators, by writing a program in #JavaScript.
@spriebsch ist PEAR für PHP7 wirklich noch
relevant? Ich nutzte es nicht mehr und fand schon Maintenance-Patches für 5
fragwürdig.
@franzen_simon Are you adding the byte
order mark. (BOM) for your UTF-8 encoded files?
I made a chart for out VAT rules because I love them so much. NOT. And we aren't
even charging different VAT amounts.
Awesome special: yourname4life for just $19/15 € / year. Go to
http://register.hiv/ and make a stand for life!
@benediktdeicke our finance lady says that
our tax adviser thinks that the new EU law does not apply for our product. Isn't
that great?!
@benediktdeicke Someting like … the law
wasn't intended for this by the legislative so it doesn't apply for us even if
it says so.
@benediktdeicke in German "Wo kein Kläger,
da kein Richter" …
@netterfisch Hallo :-)
http://www.daserste.de/information/reportage-dokumentation/dokus/sendung/mdr/night-will-fall-hitchcock100.html
Night will fall - Documentary about Nazi concentration camps by
Hitchcock/Wilder. Mo, 26.01.15, 23:30 Uhr
@DasErste
I agree! The Future of Work: A Manifesto
https://medium.com/@maddiegrant/the-future-of-work-a-manifesto-7dc1a53bd1d8
http://www.ardmediathek.de/tv/Geschichten-aus-Hessen/Unterwegs-in-Offenbach/hr-fernsehen/Video?documentId=23031986&bcastId=3374172
Everything that make #Offenbach a great place in one video.
237 people are interested in http://www.socrates-conference.de/! 👍
@socrates_2015
http://techcrunch.com/2015/01/24/this-industry-is-still-completely-ridiculous/
This Industry Is Still Completely Ridiculous
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/914874115/luxafor-your-ultimate-productivity-device/
is the do-not-disaturb-sign for your laptop. Great if you work in an open plan
office.
@ilpeach even if you are persistent about it?
Maybe try setting up a meeting a few minutes (15-30) later. So THEY have to wait
a little.
@dc7590 @Roritharr on it ...
@ilpeach you have a "always interrupt people if
need" policy?!
@ilpeach Sometimes you need to be a jerk to
protect yourself. It's in the interest of all in the end.
I love http://dillinger.io/ - it's a minimalistic text editor with markdown
support.
How to find a CTO http://blog.cto.hiv/how-to-find-a-cto/
@benjamin At the last place even a huge sign
didn't help ...
@EineTorteBitte was für eine?


http://www.itworld.com/article/2875112/ibm-is-about-to-get-hit-with-a-massive-reorg-and-layoffs.html
Holy crap. IBM to let go 111,800 employees next month.
@benjamin Yes. But if you have that sorted out,
I think that this gadget is a nice way to communicate your status.
@benjamin I use black in-ear headphones and they
are hard to spot, given my black clothes and long hair ;-)
@benjamin … also I might be available for chat
even if having my earplugs in.
Going to take part in #NoFRAGIDA at Römer.
Römer is overcrowded! #NoFRAGIDA
.@DiePARTEI wants Mindesthirn for everyone!
#noFragida
#noFragida Orga and police estimates 15,000 protesters.
#noFragida we joined the Hauptwache now.
#noFragida 60 vs. 15,000! great!
@benjamin I raise you by a Mogwai:
http://youtu.be/Lm8JNh2Da6A
@dc7590 @alipasha
I have some tips for them: http://blog.cto.hiv/how-to-find-a-cto/
https://ssd.eff.org/ Tips, Tools and How-tos for Safer Online Communications
"Night will fall" is intense and brutal. Thanks
@DasErste for showing this.
#cocooking is back! I'm bringing a huge pot of vegan chili to
@zentrale_ffm today!
@EineTorteBitte Should be enough there …
http://www.jokecamp.com/blog/what-has-angularjs-ever-done-for-us/ What has
AngularJS ever done for us?
@gr2m Do you have commit hooks enabled in your clone
or on the repo?
Sprint board zero!
@wonderb0lt you are not the first to feel this
pain …
@martinjuhasz welche Aktion?!
http://remotive.io/ is a curated collection of #remote jobs. Because that's
the future of work!
@dc7590
@calibanatspace @Roritharr let's see what
DB times DB equals ...
@remotiveio thanks again for building this!
You have a great collection of companies in there.
@lsmith What does waffle the trello doesn't? (I'm
a trello power user).
@lsmith I understand. No, trello has no option to
sync with GitHub Issues out of the box. That is not in their focus.
How to leak information without exposing yourself to the authorities:
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/01/28/how-to-leak-to-the-intercept/ -
a guide by @the_intercept
@martinjuhasz Ha wie geil. Wir sind Legenden
des Kurses.
@dc7590
@calibanatspace @Roritharr I fear that it
will be crushed by their bureaucracy hell. IF they decide to do it, it could be
big.
@TeamVaamo Pull-Request-Manager? 😀
@calibanatspace
@dc7590 überall wird gespart ...
It's sad to see that computer science students don't bother hosting their own
community but rely solely on Facebook.
@alipasha it's also about engineers taking
responsibility for their data and those of others.
@alipasha I'm not a finance guy but I think that
comparison is not very useful.
@alipasha in my experience having done that once
or twice makes great engineers I can work with very good.
@datapath_io you are on HN
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8962239
@TeamVaamo die Video-Legitimation ist für mich definitiv das wichtigste davon.
Had my first hour as a mentor. It's awesome to be trusted by others in such a
way.
That's the spirit: Not only does she have http://www.bodymed.hiv/ but she also
registered http://tanja4life.hiv/.
@joshuakarjala @foundersas 53 € is insane
when I can get fair / eco / organic t-shirts for around 10 € when buying them
retail.
https://www.unkonf.de/ 18.04.2015 in Mannheim
@bitExpert
Met with the CTO of http://www.cas.de/. That restored some of my faith in
software development with larger teams.
http://research.microsoft.com/pubs/161585/QuestToReplacePasswords.pdf The
Quest to Replace Passwords: A Framework for Comparative Evaluation of Web
Authentication Schemes
Now celebrating two years of @zentrale_ffm!
You are the best! <3
http://www.ashedryden.com/blog/codes-of-conduct-101-faq Why should an event
have a code of conduct? Why should I choose to only attend events with one?
@benjamin Reading through the FAQ I don't find
any.
@benjamin Wow. I should work on my language … It
was meant to provide the answer to that questions (which I posed in the past,
too).
Awesome: send link to email to log into the
@SlackHQ app.
@Ookami86 @jschirrmacher It's therefore
important to have an email provider that supports 2FA, like GMail …
@SilviaHundegger m( For no reason.
@amokleben @Ookami86
@jschirrmacher They do:
@mailbox_org


